Natalie A.

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Natalie A. posted an article on - Nov 12, 2011, 7:20 am
Gah! Why did I commit to NaNoWriMo? I'll never do 50,000 words by the end of the month. *Sob*
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Not Much Scares Me...

Natalie A. posted an article on - Oct 10, 2011, 8:48 pm
... but this does. Stacey-Lee, I do not want a group booking.
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Shoes!

Natalie A. posted an article on - Oct 4, 2011, 7:21 pm
I ordered these from Modcloth on Saturday. Gray needn't return from Timor, I've found me a new love.
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Chop Ups.

Natalie A. posted an article on - Sep 3, 2011, 4:44 am
I mowed the lawn today. I would like to say that I did this all by myself, but that would be a lie. And lying is wrong. And so is your head... Anyway, I had to get the neighbour to start the mower because I apparently possess no upper body strength.
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Yet More Statistical Statistics

Natalie A. posted an article on - Sep 3, 2011, 4:40 am
W00T! Someone from Belarus visited my page! It is my favourite obscure Eastern European country of all time. Please feel free to come back and hang out my Belorussian friend. You are blessed with a thriving mushroom industry and the wonderful Max Mirnyi. You must, therefore, rock.
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Statistical Statistics

Natalie A. posted an article on - Aug 20, 2011, 4:34 am
I've been whiling away the time while I'm too lazy to get up and put dinner on by perusing my stats. Turns out most random people get here by googling 'I hate Darwin'. I didn't know I had so many kindred spirits. There were also quite a few searches for 'trouser snake'. Giggle. Snort. I'm now ...
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Toasty

Natalie A. posted an article on - Aug 19, 2011, 4:25 am
Like my new decor? Yes, it is actually called 'Toasty'. Although, as my fingers feel like ice at present, I couldn't really say it represents my current state of being.
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Just For You...

Natalie A. posted an article on - Aug 15, 2011, 4:43 am
Here you go, Alex. I posted for you. Who knows, someday, I might even write a real post for you...
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World's Best Job

Natalie A. posted an article on - Apr 15, 2011, 10:39 am
Okay. So I have just come off the world's best teaching job. I love the staff. I love the principal. I love the kids. I love the school. If I had no ethics I may well have kidnapped the teacher I was replacing just to stay there. But I do have ethics...really. Now I'm just praying for her to get pre...
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Of nightmares and cold sweats

Natalie A. posted an article on - Mar 13, 2011, 3:23 am
In pondering on what might constitute a most crippling allergy, I decided that, for me, it would be high heels. How much does this say about my intellect or lack thereof?
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Sneezing For Australia

Natalie A. posted an article on - Jul 30, 2010, 9:30 pm
I have what you might kindly call a propensity for sneezing or what you might unkindly call a head full of snot. I think the grand sneezing fits and surgical attachment of my nose to tissues began sometime around the age of 10. As a child I was quite healthy, so naturally I was jealous of all the k...
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On To Friday...

Natalie A. posted an article on - Jul 28, 2010, 6:25 am
I am often asked why in the name of all that is good and holy I would ever want to be a high school teacher. I am mostly asked this by my students and then, it is mostly the ones who would turn you right off teaching who ask. I'm guessing that they have difficulty working out why anyone would volunt...
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I'm Not So Sure About This Dog Thing...

Natalie A. posted an article on - Jul 22, 2010, 4:47 am
I will begin by reminding/informing you that we live in defence housing. It is vital that you understand the way this works ie we take whatever house we can get our mitts on and are then stuck with it regardless of how we feel on the matter. Generally this hasn't been a huge problem, we have lucky e...
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A Bad Case of the Broken Mirrors

Natalie A. posted an article on - Jul 8, 2010, 7:17 am
I think I may have broken a few of the buggers. That, or majorly pissed off Thor, Dionysius and that Earth mother goddess thing from Avatar. I'll only offer a selection of the circus we have been living of late, any more and I'm afraid you, my dear reader, may come down with a case of the vapours. W...
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Not at my finest

Natalie A. posted an article on - May 5, 2010, 4:45 am
I am none too happy with the big blue dot today: The doctor says the Amazing Abdominal Pains™are signs that my body is doing a great job of fighting off a virus. rally? Is that the best you can come up with?Steffi is barking at anything that moves today. That not only includes bugs and leaves, but...
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Grand Re-Opening: Now With Added Soy

Natalie A. posted an article on - Feb 9, 2010, 5:13 pm
Welcome to the official re-naming ceremony for the blog. I use the the word 'official' loosely. Actually, I use the words 're-naming' and ceremony loosely too, as I am not about to smash a bottle of champagne against my computer. The poor thing doesn't really need any more reasons to run slowly. I d...
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Who Wants To Step Up?

Natalie A. posted an article on - Feb 4, 2010, 5:11 pm
One of my favourite daily interweb activities is reading the NT News. I have never seen another newspaper with so much entertainment value. Who else has the journalistic integrity required to write those hard-hitting stories about crocs, car crashes and the bloke who only had one cheezel in his fun-...
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Is It Still Holidays?

Natalie A. posted an article on - Jan 25, 2010, 6:13 pm
Does it still class as being on holidays when you simply don't have a job? I'm figuring that as of tomorrow I need to start calling myself an unemployed bum. See, during school holidays I feel completely justified in claiming that I'm on holidays. I'm just on holidays from a non-existent job. I can'...
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De-jammied

Natalie A. posted an article on - Jan 8, 2010, 9:25 pm
I like to tell myself that the reason I stayed in said jammies till midday was that I'm on holidays. But, you see, it's not really holidays when you don't actually have a job. What do I put as my employment status on surveys? Was I lying on the last census when I called myself unemployed even though...
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Resumption of Normal Service

Natalie A. posted an article on - Jan 8, 2010, 7:06 pm
Shall I return to regular posting? Yes, I think I shall. Stay tuned for more (when I get out of my jammys).
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The Adventure Continues

Natalie A. posted an article on - Sep 15, 2009, 7:24 am
Preparations for the impending move to Sydney are in mid-swing. Meaning we're kinda ready, but we kinda can't really be stuffed doing any work because boy, oh, boy is there work. So far the most exciting job has been cleaning the gutters. I can feel the breeze generated as you shake your heads in am...
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Really? Really?

Natalie A. posted an article on - Aug 24, 2009, 1:42 am
What is wrong with people? Apparently, in some circles, it is ok to call someone a skank using global media. Can't see what could possibly go wrong with that. It would seem the moment people sit down at a computer their brains explode and they revert back to their five year old selves. Pfft! All I c...
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The Joys of Army Life

Natalie A. posted an article on - Feb 3, 2009, 5:43 am
I am very happy that we are moving to Melbourne, but I am not so happy with the way a certain division of the army has dealt with the situation. They shall remain nameless, however, I will refer to them as the Mushrooms from Melbourne (kept in the dark and fed on s**t). An introduction for those not...
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The (Not Quite) Twelve Days of Christmas

Natalie A. posted an article on - Dec 16, 2008, 8:31 pm
I thought I'd post my twelve favourite things about Christmas in honour of the 12 Days of Christmas. However, I got a little sidetracked so this is somewhat late. 1. Christmas shopping. I know that sounds mildly insane, but I actually enjoy it. I love buying people gifts, of course the shopping cen...
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