Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Feb 28, 2011, 12:14 pm
It's good to know that the Academy doesn't learn from past mistakes. When Tom Hooper received the Best Director Oscar last night, I died a little inside. Fincher didn't move, but then again, he didn't really move at all last night. I wondered if he was perhaps dead in his chair and someone had paint...
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Jan 10, 2011, 5:36 pm
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Dec 22, 2010, 10:48 pm
I have changed over the years. My hair has grayed a bit. My stomach has grown softer. My desire for hot sauce - stronger. My eyesight has weakened. I'd like to say I'm smarter, but maybe not. One thing is for sure: I once hated Westerns. Hated them. Couldn't and wouldn't watch them. The closest I ev...
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Nov 27, 2010, 10:20 pm
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Nov 11, 2010, 3:05 pm
To Whom It May Concern At HBO My name is Piper. You may know me from such posts as My Comedy Penis, I Am Pathetic, and My Marriage Proposal To the Newly Single Kate Winslet among others. But enough about me. I'm here to talk about you. Actually to pitch you an idea. An amazing idea. An idea in which...
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Nov 8, 2010, 5:40 pm
About half-way through The Social Network, my father leaned forward, turned his head towards me and said in a voice that did not suggest he was in a crowded theater "what is that noise that keeps playing behind all the talking?" My response, "it's called a soundtrack." One of the things that makes T...
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Oct 26, 2010, 6:05 pm
Installment #1: How To Have The Best Breakfast Of Your Life. In order to have the best breakfast of your life, here's what you have to do: First, go find a really shitty job. One that you have no interest in doing or sticking with, but you end up doing it and sticking with it because it's easy and ...
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Oct 18, 2010, 5:17 pm
Things haven't been super rosy with Piper lately. Some shit has gone down. I won't bore you with all the specifics, but the biggest news is that my father-in-law passed away a couple of weeks ago. He battled a disease for over a year and lost to it on a recent Saturday morning. My wife is an only ch...
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Sep 6, 2010, 7:44 pm
Hello. This is Machete. I have an important message for all of you out there. Especially for those of you who want to get laid. If you want to get laid, there's one thing you have to do. Kill people. But you can't just kill them by shooting them with a gun. That is too simple. You need to kill them ...
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Aug 20, 2010, 12:56 pm
Watch this. Then click here. Then pee yourself a little.Lazy Eye Theatre - Wandering Film Talk
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Aug 1, 2010, 2:25 pm
Based on the marketing campaign behind Dinner For Schmucks, one might guess that the movie is A) All about a dinner in which idiots are invited to dinner so that people may laugh at them B) A comedy in the vein of Meet The Parents C) A futuristic thriller about a family in the year 2050 who have hid...
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Jul 23, 2010, 5:20 pm
A couple of days ago I saw Inception so I thought that instead of writing one review on it, I'll write several reviews within each other and possibly plant an idea in your head which you will in turn run with and unknowingly make happen all because of me. If none of this makes sense to you, then you...
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Apr 6, 2010, 4:39 pm
I say "my problem" meaning I only have one, but actually I have several problems with the current Hollywood craze. Allow me to list them for you. 1. Before the beginning of the movie, a frame appears on the screen that asks you to "consider the environment and please recycle your 3D glasses." What i...
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Mar 15, 2010, 9:05 pm
Hello Mrs. Winslet. Hello Piper. Oh wait. It's Miss now, isn't it. Yes. Sorry to hear about that. Thanks. Massage your shoulders? What? Huh? Did you want to massage my shoulders? Do you want me to? I'm fine. Thanks. Ello. Excuse me? I said. Ello. Why did you say that? To show that I ...
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Mar 8, 2010, 2:13 pm
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Jan 28, 2010, 4:07 am
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Jan 28, 2010, 4:07 am
Hello and welcome. My name is Piper and this is my store called Kreativ! Korner... see, even the name is Kreativ. I'm always being praised for being Kreativ. Just the other day I wore two completely different colored socks and someone called me Kreativ! for it. Actually, they mumbled something to so...
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Pat P. posted an article on Lazy Eye Theatre - Jan 21, 2010, 9:03 am
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