Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Feb 8, 2012, 7:35 pm
If you’re a musician, you should definitely exploit the 2012 presidential election. Why wouldn’t you? Check out this guy, who is he; Illy Ill, or something? No one knows him. So, he puts together a decent song about Barack Obama and it will get talked about, because people who like a candidate g...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Feb 7, 2012, 8:13 pm
A while ago, California said a man could marry a man, and a woman could marry a woman. But then, after thousands of people got married, it was put to a vote; same-sex couples could no longer marry. Then a couple of same-sex coupl… uh, people in relationships took to the courts and won. But then th...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Feb 6, 2012, 7:41 pm
Clint Eastwood did a very ineffective commercial from car company; this commercial is probably the most talked about from the Super Bowl, but people aren’t talking about the car, they’re talking about how this was some plant spot for the Obama administration. It’s being called a campaign ad. ...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Feb 6, 2012, 5:30 pm
I’m not sure there’s anything to say about this, except, fuck yeah! Oh, it’s going to be terrible, but it’s going to be terrible in a fantastic way. And before you say, “Uh, yeah right, who would take their shirt off while fighting zombies in the middle of a desert…” I would. So watch ...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Feb 6, 2012, 3:15 pm
This is why our country sucks: The Parents Television Council is tackling Sunday’s Super Bowl controversy. British singer M.I.A. flipped off viewers during Madonna’s halftime show, a gesture that instantly drew comparisons to Janet Jackson’s live “wardrobe malfunction” in 2004. The PTC sa...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Feb 1, 2012, 2:13 pm
HBO made a movie directed by the guy who did Recount, which is about the 2000 election, so it would seem we’ll get a movie about elections every four to eight years. Yay? Game Change has Julianne Moore as a naughty-looking Sarah Palin (though since Boogie Nights, all her characters are naughty-lo...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Jan 31, 2012, 4:57 pm
The Colbert Report Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,Video Archive Stephen Colbert’s Super PAC (Political Action Committee), called ‘Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow,’ has raised over a million dollars. Is he “showing the loopholes” of our syst...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Jan 31, 2012, 1:56 pm
President Barack Obama has sung a couple of times in public and it’s gotten him some fairly good attention; he comes off charming. Do you remember that kid in high school who would do the exact same thing that another kid did that everyone seemed to like? And all it did was make that first kid loo...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Jan 25, 2012, 9:13 pm
  Holy crap! Did you watch that whole thing? I don’t usually suggest watching anything on the internet in it’s entirety, but that is awesome. I imagine it’s what getting a tattoo is like; painful, yet enjoyable. That guy is named Joseph Maturo and he is the mayor of East Haven, Connecticut...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Jan 25, 2012, 8:30 pm
The State of the Union is where the President of the United States has to go in front of Congress and the Senate and be on television to talk about how great of a job he is doing. Which is good. Obama does a terrible job at promoting his successes. But he gives amazing speech. Except he dropped tha...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Jan 19, 2012, 4:45 pm
Newt Gingrich, some guy who wants to be the President of the United States, went for the win-win with his second wife. From this story: His second wife, Marianne, said in the interview that he asked her in the late 1990s to tolerate an affair he was having with congressional aide Callista Bisek, wh...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Dec 20, 2011, 7:36 pm
(banned Super Bowl spot) If you don’t know what ashleymadison.com is – uh, yeah, me neither – it’s a website that sets up people to cheat on their spouses or whatever. And because websites don’t give a shit about anything but getting attention, they’ve endorsed GOP hopeful and chronic-s...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Dec 19, 2011, 6:49 pm
Kim Jong Il is apparently dead. It’s not like I saw the body, and I’ve heard the media lies to us to make sure we buy houses without money, and have abortions to save the earth from becoming a balmy 70 degrees year round… or something like that, I don’t really pay attention. Whatever. If it�...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Dec 16, 2011, 6:32 pm
Is “throwing everything at the wall” even a saying? It sounds like it is; if it’s not, it is now. In the last week, to try to win over the people of Iowa, GOP candidate Rick Perry has tried embracing the issues of Christmas, gays in the military, religion, and now Tim Tebow. God damn it, it�...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Dec 14, 2011, 7:01 pm
Of course, when you think of Saudi Arabia you think of a wondrous, mystical land of adventure and magic; and you’d be right: Saudi authorities have executed a woman convicted of practicing magic and sorcery. The Saudi Interior Ministry says in a statement the execution took place Monday, but gav...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Dec 14, 2011, 5:58 pm
Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat, Bruno) plays an oppressive dictator in a movie called The Dictator which is based on a novel written by Saddam Hussein, but as some sort of comedy, not quite slap-stick but not quite no slap-stick… It comes out next year, and it looks terrible. It will probably do great ...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Nov 1, 2011, 9:02 pm
GOP presidential candidate hopeful and current Governor of Texas Rick Perry seemed a little off during a speech he gave last Friday night. I don’t want to accuse the man of being intoxicated, but I’ve seen a lot of wasted people talk. And if I could be called an expert in anything, it would be i...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Nov 1, 2011, 7:14 pm
 GOP presidential candidate hopeful and alleged sexual harasser Herman Cain went to some press club and started singing. There are people in this world that think it doesn’ t make everyone else uncomfortable when they sing out of context; from this story: After a long day of hamfisted denials co...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 25, 2011, 8:35 pm
President Barack Obama will be on Leno tonight, I think it’s tonight; doesn’t really matter. Does anyone watch Leno? Or any of those late night shows? For the most part, anything worth watching on those shows will be online the next day. Anyway… Obama jokes about how Michelle Obama is one of ...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 25, 2011, 7:08 pm
A strange campaign ad for GOP presidential hopeful Herman Cain has come out that features his campaign manager. If the purpose of this ad was purely to go viral, it worked. As for a campaign ad… I dig the concept, but of course they did it wrong. Also, if you ever watched that show Lie To Me, or k...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 24, 2011, 7:08 pm
A politician in Connecticut has decided it would be best for everyone if we all take a crap on the tradition of Halloween – as in being All Hollows Eve, as in being the Eve of The Day of the Dead – and change the “rules” so that Halloween always lands on a Saturday, from this story: A recen...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 20, 2011, 6:59 pm
Ron Paul has just wasted $2-million to buy TV time to air he’s new political ad. I guess ‘wasted’ might be the wrong word; he can only use that money for political campaigning, so… whatever, he’s not going to win. Let’s do this: :00 – Dramatic six second opening with black screen, ne...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 18, 2011, 6:29 pm
If you live in St. Louis and wherever in Texas people are fans of the Rangers you might know that the World Series begins tomorrow night. Some senators – one’s named Dick Durbin – found out, and are using it as a way to try to force Major League Baseball players to not use smokeless tobacco du...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 18, 2011, 2:23 pm
I’ve never been prouder to be human. Presidential hopeful Herman Cain ran/runs (it doesn’t matter) a pizza company called Godfather Pizza. I’ve never heard of it before this Cain guy came about, but it seems that a while ago he did a big production covering John Lennon’s Imagine with the lyr...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 18, 2011, 1:40 pm
Hot Chicks of Occupy Wall Street from Steven Greenstreet on Vimeo. The Occupy Wall Street movement has been going on for about a month now, and it’s not surprising that it took that long to find six decent looking chicks to make a “Hot Chicks of Occupy Wall Street” video. Protest, don’t pro...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 17, 2011, 7:17 pm
A picture of Mitt Romney as a young Mormon businessman and a bunch of other businessmen holding money has surfaced. This is a story. No, really, it is. Fuck you, I’m telling you, this is a story. I didn’t dig this up; I saw it somewhere, so it must be a story. I didn’t say that I know why it�...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 13, 2011, 1:44 pm
Hulk Hogan was an Obamaniac Brother!! I don’t really know much about the Hulk, but when other people emulate him, they use words like “maniac” and “brother.” So that’s what that was. Whatever. Hulk Hogan went on one of those creepy TV shows where people sit on couches and talk about poli...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 11, 2011, 7:23 pm
Why do I really want to see a Saddam porno, is that weird? (filmdrunk) Wait, wait, wait… there’s a Mormon running for President! Two!? This is an outrage – for some reason. And there’s a debate no one’s going to watch tonight. (nytimes) Holy crap, gummy bears soak up vodka… So much tim...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 10, 2011, 4:53 pm
It would be really weird to live in Iran; they’re fucking crazy there. But the people who live there already know this, right? It’s not like all of sudden people there realize it’s a terrible place run by terrible people. So, if you’re an actor or actress in Iran, you probably shouldn’t do...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 7, 2011, 7:29 pm
For some reason politicians really like telling people they’re not running; like this douche named Marco Rubio, from this story: Speaking at a political forum in Washington, Rubio said flatly on Wednesday: “I’m not going to be the vice presidential nominee.” He then repeated himself. Rubio...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 5, 2011, 8:11 pm
Sarah Palin has announced that she is not going to run for President of the United States after all. Uh… What? Where the hell is this coming from? She probably saw all the hype that that Chris Christie guy was getting for not running, and wanted in on the press; from her statement you can read he...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 4, 2011, 1:28 pm
Hank Williams Jr. is a country singer (I think). You’d definitely recognize his voice from the Monday Night Football intro; ESPN has now pulled him from the MNF broadcast because he went on Fox News Channel – acting like that guy at the bar who you just wish would shut the fuck up so you could e...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 3, 2011, 6:50 pm
Are you aware, or even care, about this Occupy Wall Street deal? If you want to protest, then protest. What do I care? Just try not to look like a douche-bag while you do it; leave your shirt on, don’t dress up like zombies, don’t chant, don’t get violent; just march, or sit-in. And don’t do...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Oct 3, 2011, 6:05 pm
Amanda Knox, best know as the chick Hayden Panettiere played in a ... And today, an appeals court has overturned the murder conviction after four years in ... than she would have, from this story: The court upheld a conviction against Knox ... had falsely accused barman Patrick Lumumba of the mu...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 30, 2011, 6:16 pm
Some guy named Nick Broomfield made a documentary about Sarah Palin. He went to Alaska and talked to people who knew her. There’s nothing really in this trailer that makes me want to go see all the crazy things people said about her, but the guy who made it looks like a funny little bastard. But I...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 29, 2011, 8:52 pm
Silvio Berlusconi is 75 years old, and for the last two years he’s been banging former Miss Montegnegro – whatever that hell that is – Katarina Knezevic, who was 18 when they first got together, from this story: Details of the relationship were revealed by Miss Knezevic, now 20, in an intervi...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 29, 2011, 7:16 pm
This guy Chris Christie is the Governor of New Jersey and has continually told his national supporters that he will not be running for President in 2012. And when I say continually I mean ever time he was in front of a microphone for the last year – the last time being last Tuesday during a speech...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 29, 2011, 3:48 pm
South Carolina’s Governor is named Bev Perdue – I know, stupid name, right? – and apparently she doesn’t know how to deliver sarcasm. There’s a certain inflection one must present when saying something with the intent of being sarcastic. When asked about how she would fix the economy, she ...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 28, 2011, 6:06 pm
... million U.S. loan guarantee, it covered 300,000 square feet, the equivalent of five football fields. It had robots that whistled Disney tunes, spa-like showers with liquid-crystal displays of the water temperature, and glass-walled conference ... place their CFO with the company, or at least...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 27, 2011, 7:57 pm
   It turns out the Canada has an actual government, or at least use government sounding titles. But so do drunken college students playing drinking games, so who really knows. I’m pretty sure Canada is run by a representative fellowship made up of a lumberjack, a Mountie, a moose, and a brothe...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 26, 2011, 4:27 pm
Utah sucks, it just does. Scratch that; Utah is beautiful, the people in Utah suck. And some people (I refuse to call them ‘Utahns’ because it’s stupid) there completely agree. They decided that what Utah needed was more people running around in their underwear to protest Utah being so uptig...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 26, 2011, 1:31 pm
President Barack Obama is in the Bay Area to do get a bunch of rich liberals to give him money. Well, not give, they got to have dinner with him for $35,800. That’s a stupid amount of money, and I don’t mean “stupid” like expensive, I mean it’s kind of random. Why not round that down to an...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 23, 2011, 7:04 pm
... Palin’s daughter Bristol is filming a reality show in Hollywood. She went ... pick up sluts from Riverside. Sarah Palin went there with her film ... 47-year-old loser who remembers Bristol had sex with a guy ... off as an idiot. It’s Bristol Palin; her being in Hollywood ... posts:what...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 23, 2011, 5:59 pm
Some older broad – named Kim Delaney – from a reality show called “Army Wives” was a speaker at an event for former defense secretary Robert Gates. She’s getting guff for being a rambling moron; which is probably why she was selected to be on the reality show in the first place. Related...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 22, 2011, 8:10 pm
France’s First Lady Carla Bruni is knocked up, presumably by her husband France’s President Nicolas Sarkozy. And she’s really excited to have the baby. So that she can get drunk and smoke cigarettes. Because seriously, having a baby is such a buzz-kill, from this story: Miss Bruni, 43, admitt...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 22, 2011, 7:26 pm
Arnold Schwarzenegger is not, I repeat NOT writing a “tell all” book. But he is writing a memoir, from this story: Tentatively titled Total Recall:My Unbelievably True Life Story, the book will discuss the breakup of his marriage to Maria Shriver in addition to his youth in Austria and his wor...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 21, 2011, 8:05 pm
Now all three hikers who were imprisoned in Iran and convicted of being spies have been released. The chick was let out about a year ago because she wasn’t feeling well. The guys have now been released for $500,000 each; because that’s usually what countries do when they have a convicted spy, le...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 20, 2011, 5:28 pm
If you don’t know, EBT stands for Electronic Benefit Transfer, which are welfare debit cards; why shouldn’t poor people enjoy the magic that is Direct Deposit. It’s amazing, poof, the money’s there. And just so you know, someone can not buy live animals with their card. So at least there ar...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 20, 2011, 2:45 pm
Chicago’s mayor is sick of looking at all the disgusting fat people that he has to work around, and wants them to either get healthy or pay. He didn’t say that exactly, but he might as well have, from this story: The Emanuel administration estimates that only 6 to 8 percent of city workers — ...
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Political Sex posted an article on Political Sex - Sep 20, 2011, 12:42 pm
And now there’s no “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” in the military as of today. Which is great, because people are really desperate for love, and sex, and there’s no better way to meet guys than in the military. This should increase enlistment, and that’s always a good thing, because the more ...
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