RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Mar 9, 2011, 4:48 pm
At around 1ish today I was starving and stressed, so I went to McDonald's for a Southwest Salad with grilled chicken (Which, for the record, is pretty fucking tasty.). As is usually the case at a fast food restaurant in Texas during the middle of the day, there was a long-ass line. I was the 4th car...
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Oct 14, 2010, 10:26 pm
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Oct 12, 2010, 12:12 pm
Y’all might remember that I'm no stranger to celebrity sex dreams. (You might also want to thank me for giving you a year or so of free time to catch up on reality shows, do laundry, have babies or whatever else you people have been up to since I’ve been on hiatus.) Well, it happened again. Last...
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Oct 2, 2010, 2:43 am
Ro: Have you seen the broom? SH: Why? Do you have to go somewhere?
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Oct 4, 2009, 6:47 pm
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Oct 4, 2009, 6:47 pm
Or at least the star of our family....my super-cute nephew DoodleBug who just turned four last month! DoodleBug had a Yo Gabba Gabba-themed party for his school friends, so I offered to make cupcakes. (Somehow I decided that my month-long obsession with cake decorating in 1985 prepared me for this t...
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Aug 18, 2009, 10:44 pm
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Aug 18, 2009, 10:44 pm
Now I'm not going to take this personally or anything (ahem), but I find it pretty interesting that my blog is getting more hits than ever these days. Especially since I haven't written with any regularity in a LONG time. I checked the stats today and have about 2 times more hits daily than I did wh...
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Jul 29, 2009, 2:46 pm
Lawn Chairs (Dallas) Date: 2009-07-29, 10:10AM CDT Reply to: XXX 4 broken lawn chairs. My fat assed in-laws came over last weekend, sat on 'em and broke 'em. They are repairable but i don't have the time. PostingID: 1294995693
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Jul 29, 2009, 2:46 pm
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Jul 24, 2009, 3:53 pm
So who’s watching the new season of Toddlers & Tiaras? For the uninitiated, Toddlers and Tiaras follows around a small group of children who are set to compete in an upcoming beauty pageant as they practice (usually against their will), select outfits (the average “glitz” dress is $2,000!), ge...
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Jul 24, 2009, 3:53 pm
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Jan 16, 2009, 6:13 pm
One of SuperHusband's co-workers is married to a third grade teacher. Below is a story submitted by one of her students. For the record, I eat at least a cup of carrots every day and can put my legs straight up, too. Guess that's why SuperHusband hasn't asked for a new hore of his own lately...
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Jan 8, 2009, 1:04 pm
Below is an article put together by my very own roller derby league (and picked up by our local CBS affiliate, as well as lots of other media). I am so proud to be part of such an amazing group of women! And I think the recommendations below should be required reading for all young women...and proba...
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Jan 8, 2009, 12:43 am
People who refer to themselves as "classy" never are.
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Jan 6, 2009, 6:34 pm
Wow - it's been a long time, huh? Several people have asked if I've quit blogging (no) or why I haven't written lately. It's not for lack of material (my GOD did you watch Rock of Skank Bus or Love on Location or whatever the third installment of the so-good-it's-bad Bret Michael's vehicle is? Wow.)...
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Nov 18, 2008, 12:37 pm
I can't believe I haven't blogged since October 28! Actually, I can. Y'all know I can be a serious slacker. But I think that's kinda why you like me...I make you feel better about yourself when you're thinking you might be a little lazy.. Plus I don't judge you for watching shitty reality shows. Yea...
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RO posted an article on It Was Funny in My Head - Oct 28, 2008, 1:14 pm
Barbados was amazing!!! We were just there for four days...but it went a long way in helping us recharge and get ready for the long, cold winter. OK...we don't really have long, cold winters here in Texas. But it did help us relax a little before it's time for us to break out the jeans and long-slee...
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