randy k.

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Where's Your Messiah Now: Priest in Drunk Tank Offers Sex to Police

randy k. posted an article on - Mar 3, 2011, 11:06 am
Nothing says "save your soul" like a prison blow job!
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Bill O'Reilly Thinks God Causes the Tides

randy k. posted an article on - Jan 6, 2011, 5:00 pm
It's unclear whether he believes thunder is, in fact, angels bowling.
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New Symphony of Science - A Wave of Reason

randy k. posted an article on - Nov 22, 2010, 5:17 pm
I love these. Enjoy
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Are the Origins of Morality Found in Science?

randy k. posted an article on - Nov 12, 2010, 1:17 pm
Atheist heavyweights like Steven Pinker, Sam Harris, and Lawrence Krauss discuss what makes us moral beings at Arizona State University (sadly, I was not in attendance).
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God's Promise to Noah Proves Global Warming is a Lie

randy k. posted an article on - Nov 10, 2010, 4:15 pm
Just when I thought the climate change debate couldn't get anymore lowbrow, Rep. John Shimkus (R-IL) has given the American Right a whole new reason to deny climate science (other than Al Gore’s weight). I’m sure it will come as no surprise to you that Mr. Shimkus’ logic is air tight. His arg...
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So THAT'S What He Did The Seventh Day

randy k. posted an article on - Nov 9, 2010, 2:15 pm
Click to EnlargeVia God Comics
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A Truly Amazing View of the Sun

randy k. posted an article on - Nov 4, 2010, 4:38 pm
See More of Alan Friedman's Beautiful Photography Via MSNBC Photo Blog: Look at the stunning results Astrophotographer Alan Friedman produced from his backyard in Buffalo, N.Y., when he put a webcam and a telescope together in front of a high-end filter. Using a specialized hydrogen alpha filter, Fr...
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A Tasty Snack for the Atheist on the Go

randy k. posted an article on - Sep 10, 2010, 6:46 pm
Can I get that with extra baby?
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Off Topic: Slow Motion Awesomeness

randy k. posted an article on - Jul 28, 2010, 7:36 pm
Via The Daily Dish Tempus II from Philip Heron on Vimeo.
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We Are Merely Primates

randy k. posted an article on - Jul 23, 2010, 12:01 pm
A friend posted this on my Facebook wall recently. While I love Radio Lab, I hadn’t heard it before. It’s the story of Lucy, a chimpanzee raised from birth as a human. She learned sign language, could string words (and thus ideas) together, kept a pet cat, masturbated to Playgirl, and could even...
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Great Venn Diagram

randy k. posted an article on - Jul 19, 2010, 6:15 pm

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Tea Party Darling Says God Wants Her to Win

randy k. posted an article on - Jul 14, 2010, 1:41 pm
Sharron Angle, the Republican candidate who recently said that the establishment clause was unconstitutional, and that Thomas Jefferson was simply misquoted, has dropped another delusional theist whopper: God wants her to win. Unfortunately for Sharron, God, whose omnipotence is unquestioned by 79% ...
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Priest Accused of Stealing $1M to Fund Posh Gay Lifestyle

randy k. posted an article on - Jul 7, 2010, 1:05 pm
Police say a Catholic priest stole to $1 million dollars from the church over the course of seven years to fund his double life as a gay man. Reverend Kevin Gray is accused of spending the stolen money on things like “male escorts, designer goods, restaurant meals and hotel stays,” but also too...
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The GodFellas

randy k. posted an article on - Jun 16, 2010, 2:18 pm
Thanks for the link, Katskradle84.
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Patriarchy, FTW

randy k. posted an article on - Jun 14, 2010, 3:52 pm
A woman concerned over her husband’s flirting made the mistake of asking Christian misogynist Pat Robertson for advice. His answer, which is essentially “look hotter and don’t be such a naggy bitch”, should come as no surprise. Via Think Progress: Roberts has a long history of making outra...
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In Saudi Arabia, Kissing Earns You 90 Lashes

randy k. posted an article on - Jun 10, 2010, 3:05 pm
 Seeking to up hold their mandate to stomp out any co-mingling of the sexes in public, Saudi religious police arrested a man and two women for “engaging in immoral movements in front of other shoppers”. A young couple was seen via surveillance video “exchanging kisses and hugs.” The man wa...
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Church Forces Teen Rape Victim to Apologize

randy k. posted an article on - Jun 7, 2010, 3:51 pm
Women: God's Favorite Scapegoat This is absolutely sickening. I think that stories like this are evidence that even pastors and priests don’t really believe the dribble they sell to their minions. I mean, how could a “real Christian” actually bring themselves to rape a teenager? More important...
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A Little Ditty

randy k. posted an article on - May 26, 2010, 12:23 pm
This is pretty catchy! Thanks, Terrible Tim.
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So, That's How it Happened!

randy k. posted an article on - May 25, 2010, 3:31 pm
Via Godless Blogger
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Thunderf00t Reflects on our Victory

randy k. posted an article on - May 24, 2010, 2:42 pm
Thanks to everyone that sent in their drawings! "Why We Won on Draw Mohammad Day"
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Farfour, the Jihadi Mouse

randy k. posted an article on - May 21, 2010, 1:52 pm
I’ve often said that religion wouldn’t exist without child indoctrination. No one is born a theist, we all enter the world as natural atheists, and it is only through the efforts of others that we are given a deity. Faith is so objectionable to the mind that we would almost certainly reject it i...
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Mohammed Drawings!

randy k. posted an article on - May 20, 2010, 3:40 pm
Our celebration of "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day"! We are not afaid, and we will not submit. Viva free speech!   Tenkins Name witheld by request The New Agnostic Randy Ayesha The Drunken Humanist  Andy
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1950s Premake: The Empire Strikes Back

randy k. posted an article on - May 19, 2010, 6:27 pm
Via Wesley Crusher:
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Defend Free Speech: We Will Not Submit!

randy k. posted an article on - May 18, 2010, 4:40 pm
As good atheists, you probably already know that this Thursday, May 20, 2010 is “Everybody Draw Mohammed Day”. This celebration of free speech was originally envisioned by Molly Norris, an artist from Seattle, in response to the recent South Park censorship controversy. The meme has found tracti...
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Conservatives Attack Republican Candidate for Believing in Evolution

randy k. posted an article on - May 13, 2010, 4:21 pm
The Republican’s Great Purge continues as “The True Republican”, a conservative political action committee, took aim at a Republican candidate for governor of Alabama, Bradley Byrne. Why is Mr. Byrne under attack from a right-wing PAC?  For believing in evolution, among other "liberal" ten...
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Cartoonist Attacked While Crowd Chants "God is Great"

randy k. posted an article on - May 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
After watching the video, is there any doubt in your mind of what would had happened to Mr. Vilks if the police weren't there? A religion of peace, indeed. Via Huffington Post: A Swedish artist who angered Muslims by depicting the Prophet Muhammad as a dog was assaulted Tuesday as furious protester...
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Amazing View of Uranus (hehe)

randy k. posted an article on - May 7, 2010, 6:52 pm
Via 3D Astronomer: This image is a never-before-seen astronomical alignment of a moon traversing the face of Uranus, and its accompanying shadow. The white dot near the center of Uranus’ blue-green disk is the icy moon Ariel. The 700-mile-diameter satellite is casting a shadow onto the cloud tops...
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Where's Your Messiah Now: Lord Jesus Christ Hit By Car

randy k. posted an article on - May 7, 2010, 2:12 pm
If there is one thing God hates more than women, it's women drivers. I hope Ms. Cantarella isn't a lesbian. Via MSNBC: Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday. The 50-year-old man is from ...
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Lego Star Wars

randy k. posted an article on - May 5, 2010, 4:37 pm
Fucking epic. Via The Daily Dish
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Analogy-in-Chief

randy k. posted an article on - May 4, 2010, 5:51 pm
Unfortunately, this is what American politics has become. Thanks to my tweep, Yeggo.
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You Know, Einstein Believed in God...

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 30, 2010, 6:47 pm
Behold! Via Letters of Note: October 25, 1950 Mr. Morton Berkowitz 365 New York Ave. Brooklyn N.Y. Dear Mr. Berkowitz: I felt very grateful receiving your kind letter of October 24th. Such utterances are the finest reward for an author. My position concerning God is that of an agnostic. I am c...
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Do Government Workers Make Twice as Much as You?

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 30, 2010, 4:13 pm
A friend posted this on Facebook this morning. It’s an editorial in The Washington Examiner, but really is just a teaser from the CATO institute. The author sets out to expose the gross disparity between the pay of government employees verse that of their private sector colleagues. He does a very ...
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A Very Catchy Ditty

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
Just try not to get it stuck in your head. That could lead to some problems and/or hilariousness. Via Pharungula
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Holy Fuck! Check Out This Crazy Bitch

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 28, 2010, 6:48 pm
This happened at Midwestern State University (Texas), a public university. I love how they just continue the ceremony while this idiot is having someone sort of Jesus-induced seizure.
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The Internet: Where Religions Come To Die

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 28, 2010, 2:54 pm
Yet another amazing video from ThunderF00t making it's way around the internets.
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Thunderf00t Stands Up for South Park

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 28, 2010, 1:36 pm

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Arizona Now Most Mocked State in the Union; Texas Promises Comeback

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 27, 2010, 3:50 pm
Jon Stewart skewers Arizona over the series of ridiculous laws that have made my home state infamous. The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
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In Death, Chimps Reveal Their Humanity

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 26, 2010, 6:07 pm
A mother protects her baby's corpse from scavangers This reminds me of an old post about chimps mourning a dead companion that really touched me. I still can’t read the quote from researcher out loud without getting choked up. I’ve been saying for years that higher order animals are much mo...
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Troll Provided Video - James Randi's Fiery Takedown of Psychic Fraud

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 23, 2010, 8:19 pm
A troll posted this demanding, "Now I want you to listen to this little f*cker...", so I did. I’m not sure what exactly he was trying to confer with the video but it’s really good. I have a special contempt Sylvia Browne, as she is the only person to my knowledge to actually be discredited by Co...
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April 24th, 1990

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 23, 2010, 5:52 pm
April 24th, 1990 is a very important day in the history of scientific progress. It’s the day that the space shuttle Discovery delivered the now 20 year old Hubble Space Telescope (HST) into Earth orbit, and forever changed the way we view the cosmos. Since its launch, the HST has set the new ...
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Behold, Sol!

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 21, 2010, 12:55 pm
This is an amazing picture of the surface of the sun, the one thing directly responsible for (most) life on Earth. Click to enlarge. Via Huffington Post: The red granules (reminiscent of pomegranate seeds to some) are "hot, rising columns of plasma edged by dark lanes of cooler, descending plasma,...
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Tired Old Man Falls Asleep Listening to Tired Old Myth

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 20, 2010, 3:49 pm
Irony was lost on Sunday when Il Papa fell asleep during religious services he was leading. Is anyone surprised that even the fucking Pope couldn’t stay awake for a typical mass? Growing up Catholic, I’m sure the hell not. Is there anything more boring than Church? When God’s earthy ambassador...
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Allah Says: Have A Problem? Blame a Woman

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 19, 2010, 4:26 pm
According to “a senior Iranian cleric”, responsibility for earthquakes lies not with plate tectonics as godless scientists would have you believe, but instead falls into the lap of Islam’s favorite scapegoat, women. Specifically, women who choose not to don themselves in from head to toe in an...
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Wanted: One Deity, Mid 30's, Well Hung A++

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 15, 2010, 8:03 pm
Wow, yet another well-endowed Christ? For people who really hate gays, they sure are obsessed with big dicks. Certainly explains a lot, doesn’t it? Via Newsok.com: "There are a couple people who have left the parish,” said the Rev. Philip Seeton, the church’s pastor. "There are people in the ...
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Question

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 13, 2010, 8:06 pm
Is the blog taking a long time to load for everyone? It seems to work fine in Chrome and Firefox, but always crashes Internet Explorer. I really like the new layout, but if I can't fix these performance issues it may have to be rethought. What do you think?
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The Sarah Palin Network

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 12, 2010, 9:44 pm

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Arrest the Pope? Not So Fast

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 12, 2010, 4:41 pm
By now it has become clear that the Pope was an active participant in the cover-ups, and foot dragging that became the modus operandi of the Holy See in the face of a growing sexual abuse problem. As a Cardinal, he personally lobbied against defrocking abusive priests for fear of a wider scandal. Be...
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The Atheist Biker on "Militant Atheism"

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 9, 2010, 3:20 pm
This was posted on the fan page. It's pretty well done! Thanks for sharing, Atheist Biker. RELATED: Am I Militant?
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Vatican War Room

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 5, 2010, 2:32 pm
(via MSNBC)
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Religion Illustrationed - By Christopher Hitchens

randy k. posted an article on - Apr 2, 2010, 6:07 pm
I've never been Hitchen's biggest fan, but this is worth watching.
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