Robert P.

15 Followers
8 Blog Followers
1 Blog Reviews
Following: 4
Following Blogs: 3

Latest Activity

Apparently, I 'm HUGE in Nigeria....

Robert P. posted an article on - Jan 16, 2011, 3:24 pm
Recently an internet scam went down in Nigeria and my name was on the roster of those who had been scammed...  I received an email from Mary Jones, the Assistant Director of the "The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)" of Nigeria alerting me. Curiously, the roster received only a curso...
Comment - Like

researching research on redundant redundancy....

Robert P. posted an article on - Jan 15, 2011, 2:18 pm
This is not a fabrication... Nor is it an embellishment...  Today while looking for a nice picture to go along with what was to become my latest blog I Googled this exact phrase...  "scientists doing research"...  I was going to do a little hyperbolic writing on some scientists trying to figure o...
Comment - Like

raising the douchebag bar for posterity.. almost...

Robert P. posted an article on - Jan 14, 2011, 10:34 am
So here I am finally doing the thing that I have secretly always wanted to do but never did for fear of looking like the douchebag in the comfy chair... I am blogging at Starbucks... Right here in front of God and everyone...  Chances are that no one, including God, gives a rat shit...  I have bee...
Comment - Like

yourself, or someone like you...

Robert P. posted an article on - Dec 13, 2010, 1:25 am
when i met him, i didn't like him... simple as that...  one of those clash of personalities type deals where you don't even need to talk to someone, you just know...   it was said that it was one of those "dad" things where you can't like the guy who marries your daughter...  i disagreed...  to ...
Comment - Like

an open letter to "god"...

Robert P. posted an article on - Dec 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Dear God, Free will?  Yeah right... You're a prick. -bobby
Comment - Like

Calcaneus Corrections...

Robert P. posted an article on - Nov 26, 2010, 9:28 pm
Greetings everyone... Been a few weeks (months?) since I last posted... I have been fairly busy with one of these: Seems that my last surgery was a complete failure and for those of you who know me, I am speaking of the necessary surgery as a result of THE accident from a few years back.  The acc...
Comment - Like

Forced to Litter...

Robert P. posted an article on - Oct 14, 2010, 3:12 am
I am not one for being Earth's bitch... I litter, use excessive amounts of electricity, water and fossil fuels… I revel in technology and hope one day to get that fabled chip placed in the back of my hand so I can easily purchase even more stuff to have it unceremoniously tossed into the landfill,...
Comment - Like

Because life is precious, and God and the Bible...

Robert P. posted an article on - Oct 4, 2010, 2:20 am
In the King James Version of the Christian Bible, Leviticus 18:22 is translated: "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." Nearly every rock throwing Christian knows this verse and will chuck it without hesitation at anyone who presents a logical argument in the pro-g...
Comment - Like

Billion Dollar Visual Banquet..

Robert P. posted an article on - Apr 19, 2010, 4:24 pm
After a long not personally chosen hiatus, I have finally returned… The revisit will be brief however as the end of my bachelor’s level college career looms and a comprehensive Algebra final threatens to kick my ass in a rather spectacular way. It will be a Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman sho...
Comment - Like

irony is ironic....

Robert P. posted an article on - Dec 5, 2009, 7:58 am
"When I was a child I spoke as a child I understood as a child I thought as a child; but when I became a man I put away childish things." I Cor. xiii. 11 So... Belief that God Almighty came down in the form of a man via a "virgin birth" and eventually was crucified by the Romans, descended into Hel...
Comment - Like

drop kick me jesus through the goalposts of life... or whatever...

Robert P. posted an article on - Nov 29, 2009, 10:48 am
"You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them or serve them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous G...
Comment - Like

getting your boner back... naturally...

Robert P. posted an article on - Nov 22, 2009, 4:55 am
yep... I am OCD... actually enjoy it for the most part. sometimes it keeps me awake but hey, i would rather have a clean coffee pot, dishes done and floor swept before i lay down, go out or get laid.... i can't help it though. the "C" in OCD lets me know that most of this is just out of my hands as ...
Comment - Like

Going with the "Flo"... Pun Intended...

Robert P. posted an article on - Nov 16, 2009, 4:58 am
well... here we go again... i read and read and read your comment flo... then, just for shits and giggles (god, how i love that saying...) i read it again... for me it all came down to this statement: "This leads to the other issue of everything in life carrying a risk, and being okay with that an...
Comment - Like

the simple tying of a shoelace can change your life.... and other nonsense i used to believe...

Robert P. posted an article on - Nov 14, 2009, 4:27 am
ten minutes from now, your life will be much different than it is right now... believe me, it isn't impossible. for what seems like eons now, i have believed that if i had only stopped to tie my shoe in the parking lot of that zoo... if i had only hesitated for an instant, the world would be a dif...
Comment - Like

the loss of a testicle is not the end of the world and other caffeinated thoughts...

Robert P. posted an article on - Nov 13, 2009, 11:15 am
Anniversaries... The day we met, the day we parted, the day you got hired, the day you died, the day... The day... The day... 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, 7 days in a week, 4 weeks in a month, 12 months in a year, ten years in a decade, ten decades in a century, ...
Comment - Like

wiping the tarnish off brass monkey balls...

Robert P. posted an article on - Nov 13, 2009, 5:26 am
I just read a statistic that the number of 5 - 13 year old trick or treaters declined 381,000 from 2008 to 2009... It could be a decline in the actual number of children but... I am imagining 381,000 5 to 13 year olds who are too fat and lazy to even get off the couch for free candy... Actual wal...
Comment - Like

in the event of a water landing the cushions can be used as flotation devices...

Robert P. posted an article on - Nov 8, 2009, 5:34 am
here is another idea of mine that won't be paid any attention to... everybody has regrets in life and if you don't, then i suspect you are either autistic or a christian... same difference... so.. start by cutting and pasting the list of regrets and add your own and publish... allow me to begin......
Comment - Like

it won't ever happen to you... until it does...

Robert P. posted an article on - Nov 8, 2009, 3:24 am
the time has come for you to dream out loud... openly discussed, they become the things that make you wet rather than uncomfortable... that's a rather private thought isn't it? well, it isn't private anymore... but remember... this just in: god probably doesn't care much about your sex life... you...
Comment - Like

waxing (of your car) and waning american public concern...

Robert P. posted an article on - Nov 5, 2009, 10:17 am
Since April of 2008, American public belief about the "Global Warming" dangers have dropped from 71% to the current number of 47%... In other news, gasoline prices in April of 2008 were an astounding $3.34 per gallon and have since dropped to an average of $2.67 per gallon... Anyone else smart en...
Comment - Like

About Me

Most definitely the Shiraz please...

Robert P.'s Blogs:

Robert P.'s Followers

Robert P. is Following

Invite Your Friends

Invite your contacts to blogged from:
gmail yahoo