sam c.

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Rock Superstar

sam c. posted an article on - Jul 29, 2009, 11:36 pm
Dear aunty Sam, I would like to become the world's most famous and celebrated rockstar. How do I go about achieving this? Yours sincerely, Sam ( AKA Rainhat ) ............................................................................................................................................
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Two lovers embrace

sam c. posted an article on - Jul 27, 2009, 11:26 pm
The situation had become less about finding the others, but more about how quickly we could find the others and how we could do it in the safest possible way. A part of me wanted to save my own ass and get myself out and as far away as possible, however there was the niggling guilt that pinched at t...
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And that's period!

sam c. posted an article on - Jul 13, 2009, 11:22 pm
Dear Aunty Sam I've met this girl whom I really like, the only problem is that whenever we decide to have a night in with a DVD or a night out at the movies she always reigns supreme and decides on what we watch which is obviously either a chick flick, or even worse - a period drama. Please help Hat...
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A History of Violence

sam c. posted an article on - Jul 12, 2009, 5:41 pm
It had become apparent of how little we knew about the actual size of the house as we sat down in the living area and began mapping out the rooms in which we'd already explored, each room that we put to page contained at least one other door - locked or unlocked was just as much a mystery as what ki...
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Hello Kitty

sam c. posted an article on - Jul 2, 2009, 3:07 am
Dear Aunt Sam: My cat has halitosis. It is causing a great deal of problem with my friends and family. Sammy wants to entertain people with his endless operatic cat meowing and though it is cute it can sometimes be a source of major social issues among my clique. I have tried everything, from buying...
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The Devil's nest

sam c. posted an article on - Jul 1, 2009, 6:46 pm
There was a luminescent sheen that glistened on the abomination's skin in the glow of the neon light. Steam rose from the muscular tissue as if we were standing in the middle of a walk in freezer. Thankfully were weren't, trapped in a confined space with no means of escape - yes, but adding the cold...
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Lady of the night

sam c. posted an article on - Jun 21, 2009, 9:15 pm
Dear Aunty Sam, I have this weird rash. It showed up after I had relations with a lady of the evening. I can't go to the doctor. And I can't find previously mentioned lady of the evening. What should I do? Sincerely, Anonymous .........................................................................
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Leggy

sam c. posted an article on - Jun 21, 2009, 9:05 pm
Dear Aunty Sam... I have a growing growth on my leg. It is black, gooey, and sometimes moves on it's own.Do you think duct tape would work better than the baking soda I'm currently using to try and get rid of it? Or should I just cut it off?What do I do if it starts talking? Thanks, Leggy in New ...
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Dog Farts

sam c. posted an article on - Jun 20, 2009, 5:37 am
Dear Aunty Sam, How do I stop my dog from constantly farting. We have changed her food but nothing is working? Once I had to sleep in the guestroom because I was restless and didn't want to wake my husband. Phoebe (dog) sleeps under the guest bed . As I was falling asleep (finally) she farted and ha...
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Women troubles for Gods Gift.....

sam c. posted an article on - Jun 18, 2009, 9:48 pm
Dear Aunty Sam, I am married with a child but I have to beat away other ladies with a stick. What can I do to make the opposite sex less attracted to me? Thanks,God's Gift to Women .......................................................................................................................
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Welcome to Ask Aunty

sam c. posted an article on - Jun 18, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hello to all and Welcome, Welcome to the next generation of "Agony Aunt" Blogs. First of all I'd like to point out to all of you that this is an advice column and not some mambo jambo fortune telling site. I'm not gonna read your palms or tell you the lottery numbers, I'm just gonna tell you how it ...
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Necrophobia

sam c. posted an article on - Jun 7, 2009, 9:02 pm
All sense of time had been lost, but I'd guessed that we had been sitting in that small room for over an hour. All of the options that we could think of to escape had been exhausted. The crank on the steel door would spin freely but nothing would happen - it was a useless mechanism and it was even m...
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The cover of darkness

sam c. posted an article on - May 26, 2009, 7:16 pm
The sun set deep into the horizon as if someone had covered the world in a dark blanket with tiny pin holes which were the stars. The Estate was quite as I had expected, aside from light bulbs that crackled at random intervals and a low humming noise which I could only assume was generator of some s...
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Outlawed

sam c. posted an article on - May 18, 2009, 2:29 am
The station wagon parked on the verge at the front of the house was indeed the same station wagon that sped through town, the same wagon that nearly struck me down. If I was to think any more deeply into its symbolism I could see it as either a second chance or a sign that perhaps death himself was ...
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Trust I seek

sam c. posted an article on - May 3, 2009, 9:41 pm
Willard exhaled a big sigh as he held back the tears that had started to well up in his eyes. He waved his hand as if to magically clear the cloud of emotions, "hmmm, nah-ah, story is over" he said, choking on the lump in his throat. He removed a dirty old rag from the front pocket of his overalls a...
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Darling Cadence

sam c. posted an article on - Apr 28, 2009, 6:27 pm
II **** Cadence sat me down in one of the livin' room chairs and placed the silver platter and wine bottle on a small side table which she dragged across the room and positioned infront of me. She lifted the lid off the silver platter spinnin' around like a ballet dancer and bowing all in one fluid ...
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Darling Cadence

sam c. posted an article on - Apr 13, 2009, 9:55 pm
I *** The sound of the Church bells flooded through the open door of the Lady Belle followed by the chattering of the townsfolk as they spilled out on to the main road outside. "yep, that'll be the Church bells" Willard pointed out, as if I were unable to figure it out for myself. He drummed his fi...
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The Bartenders Story

sam c. posted an article on - Mar 29, 2009, 7:42 pm
The Bartender poured himself a shallow glass, swirled it and dipped his nose in to inhale the fragrance of the wine. Despite his rough exterior he sipped from the glass like a high class professional wine taster. He had a respect for wine and it showed. "Did I catch ya name son?" He queried with a ...
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