Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Dec 4, 2009, 8:27 am
Since the media elite insist upon this obsessive Tiger Woods/White House crashers coverage, I believe it’s my moral obligation to highlight an important election happening here at Comedy Central...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Nov 30, 2009, 10:45 am
The Thanksgiving Diet didn’t really work for me. I just don’t understand this, I followed the diet to the letter! Hmmm, huh…where did I go wrong? “Day 1: Burn calories by mee...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Nov 27, 2009, 8:42 pm
Roasted turkey. Deep fried turkey. (No, we did not burn the house down) Stuffing, or dressing since it wasn’t in the bird Cornbread stuffing, or cornbread dressing since it wasn’t in t...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Nov 20, 2009, 11:53 am
My name is Sarah, and I am a sugar addict. “Hi Sarah” Hi, you guys. It’s so nice to know I’m not alone here. Because I got news for ya’, if you visit this blog on the ...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Nov 18, 2009, 7:32 am
Did I tell you I saw Dreamgirls at the Apollo last Tuesday? Or about my pre-show drink at the classic Showman’s where they played nothing except the Jackson 5? Wait, I must have told you that ...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Nov 13, 2009, 8:16 am
Wait… I didn’t tell you about Donut Dude! So I’m waiting for the train on my way to work, listening to Jay-Z because I have a problem, when this guy sidles up next to me with a half...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Nov 8, 2009, 7:06 pm
I have a strict NYC anti-traipsing policy. As sure as my friends know that I will disappear from the Christmas party, they know the first question I will ask when they present a social plan to me is...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Nov 4, 2009, 7:15 am
Umm… no pressure or anything! I’m all for reading inspirational tea leaves in the morning, or when I’m a great mood at night. But this kind of fortune was waaaay too much for me aft...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Nov 1, 2009, 10:05 pm
Laaaaaa-zy Sunday. Kicked off Day 1 of NaNoWriMo with three fresh baked cookies for breakfast. Martha Stewart’s Kitchen Sink Cookies recipe is perfect for using up those leftover ingredients. ...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Oct 30, 2009, 7:53 am
Someday I will tell you all about my obsession with the Peanuts gang, but not today. So much work and crap this week, I fear I won’t do the story justice. Watch Sally’s classic Halloween...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Oct 26, 2009, 8:00 am
Where have you been?! Were there apple cider donuts there?! Did you have to amputate?! Alright, hold up hold up hold up! There is a perfectly good explanation for my absence-an explanation that will...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Oct 14, 2009, 7:49 am
Well, it happened. The food processor finally attacked me. Sneaky little jerk! I always thought it would come during a complicated sugo recipe, or maybe a new pie crust experiment-when I cursed at ...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Oct 12, 2009, 11:17 am
The Travel Bug that bit me this summer was a big son of a bitch. Not your average, everyday, “I should sign up for the Travelzoo top 20 discounts email” variety. It was a Superbug from th...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Oct 9, 2009, 10:34 am
An elegant pumpkin brunch in Manhattan. Looks divine, but I’ll take a Queens Pumpkin Kegger any day. Heading Upstate tomorrow where those country pumpkins will most definitely bring the pain.
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Oct 7, 2009, 10:42 am
Three conversations from yesterday at the Comedy Central offices. Conversation One: Remember Orange Hostess Cupcakes? Lesley, Kim, and I having yet another discussion about cupcakes Lesley: Did it ...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Oct 5, 2009, 7:43 am
No, I do not have a commercial kitchen available for rental in my apartment. I understand how one might think that, however. I’ve definitely run the tiniest kitchen in the world ragged with my...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Oct 2, 2009, 7:56 am
Click here to view the embedded video. I’m sorry, but this is awesome. If you woke up with Cranky Pants on, watch this clip repeatedly until the symptoms subside. The treatment is particularly...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Sep 10, 2009, 7:04 am
Bye summer. Where’s my hoodie? Do my dark rinse jeans still fit? Are there any conflicting fall shows on my DVR? Unlike years passed where I would have paid God a million dollars (because he...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Sep 6, 2009, 4:25 pm
Only a day and a half of summer left. Go out with a bang! Hop on the 7 train and look at some art. Accept the G train and it’s non-existent schedule for what it is; a moment of Queens/Brookl...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Sep 3, 2009, 10:42 am
... 33 year old I actually am. More like a crunchy lady who sells homemade beeswax candles. Or maybe an enterprising actress in New York City getting ready to perform the stage version of “Ne...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Aug 31, 2009, 11:10 pm
... not until he and the groomsmen took this picture. …And of course this picture. I performed at the wedding with my sister and nieces. We rehearsed non-stop to “Blame it on the Boo...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Aug 27, 2009, 10:23 pm
Ohhhhh!!! VEGETABLES, it’s you!! You can’t sneak up on me like that! The colors are burning my eyes! The silky brown of Tim Tams, the mellow yellow of VB, the fried beige-yness of every...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Aug 24, 2009, 8:43 am
Woah woah woah…Something’s coming to me. Huh? That can’t be! Wait, yeah. Huh? No. Yeah, that’s right… Remember Australia? Noooo, that didn’t happen. Yeah, I ...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Aug 17, 2009, 7:58 am
The dress I wore to my brother’s wedding…from behind. If you aren’t sure which one I am talking about the word “behind” should clue you in. Yes, I am now aware that thi...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Aug 13, 2009, 7:42 am
This is your Australia IOU. Please print this entry out and submit it to your local Sarahcentric office for travel stories about Port Douglas, Adelaide, the Great Ocean Road, and Melbourne. Unfort...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Aug 10, 2009, 2:22 am
Remember when Tom Hanks was funny? Well, I guess he’s still funny sometimes on Conan or Letterman. But think back to a time when Tom’s movies didn’t have to be about his favorite...
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Sarah J. posted an article on sarahcentric - Aug 7, 2009, 7:50 am
Sleeping is so awesome. Like, for real for real. After three full nights of it, I can’t get enough of the stuff! Ok, it’s like this: instead of laying in your bed, staring at the ceil...
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