Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Apr 7, 2011, 11:20 am
I almost got side-tracked today and talked about how great and humble I am. But the Internet was making enough noise about the upcoming budgets so I just had to weigh in. Really it's pretty simple: choose one of the following two options: Option A: A plan that will kill babies, deflower virgins, des...
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Mar 9, 2011, 11:02 pm
A good friend of mine explained it best: My liberal friends just don't understand the Wisconsin dilemma. If Walker allows the public unions to keep collective bargaining, that's like me saying to the Genie "fine, I will give up 2 of my 3 wishes, but I get to keep 1... see how much I'm willing to sac...
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Feb 27, 2011, 7:04 pm
If I had known that Democracy in the Middle East was going to cost me an extra dollar a gallon for gas I think I would have opted for more tyranny.
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Feb 20, 2011, 2:49 pm
Apparently there is a raging debating going on on the Internet about whether or not NPR and PBS is part of the left wing domination of news media. Luckily for you, my loyal readers, I'm here to tell you the answer, with proof. The debate ends here with my list of reasons why it's clear that NPR and ...
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Feb 10, 2011, 1:06 pm
I don't undestand the problem here--I take pictures without a shirt on and send them to people all the time. Betsy requested one just the other day. Here's what I sent her:
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Feb 8, 2011, 11:56 am
I'm pretty sure Regan's kids were adopted.
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Feb 7, 2011, 2:43 pm
I wonder why if "President" Obama is so great why is my girl Sarah Palin on the news more often? No one seems to follow him around caring what he has to say, but everyone loves my girl!!!! There is one small problem with Sarah Palin though: she practically says everything that is on my mind. She's g...
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Feb 6, 2011, 12:29 pm
Here's to you old buddy! You and the gold old days! Happy 100th!
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Apr 1, 2010, 1:10 pm
I've been thinking of changing my name. While I have made the name Tatanka fairly popular over the last five years it's still sort of a liberal-native-American-back-to-your-roots type of nonsense I just can't get behind. Google inspired me today; I'm headed down to the court house to change my name ...
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Mar 30, 2010, 12:39 am
As you guys know I love the police; I dream of one day retiring from being Secretary of Defense and taking up Police Commissioner as a hobby (not of San Francisco of course--they don't let you arrest proper criminals there) . So it breaks my heart to see this: Clearly this is a ragtag band of liber...
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Nov 13, 2009, 2:16 am
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Nov 13, 2009, 2:16 am
Today I was sitting around wondering if there are any creatures weirder than my sister. I could only think of three: 3. The Armadillo - Turning into a rolling tank thingy is awesome, but weird right? 2. The Duckbill Platypus - Uhhh.... Be a duck or be a platypus, but don't be both. 1. The Leprecha...
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Oct 31, 2009, 1:43 am
I'm not afraid to put up my real birth certificate for the whole world to see... Why is Obama so afraid to show us his?
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Oct 31, 2009, 1:43 am
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - May 12, 2009, 4:27 pm
So my parents spent another $100 getting me diagnosed with dry eyes at the vet. Had they asked I would have told them that of course it's physically impossible for me to cry. I've never been hurt my entire life, so it's hard to test the theory, but trust me, I don't cry. Do you know who the only per...
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Apr 7, 2009, 1:06 am
I need to catch up on a little news. Just to be clear and before I'm misunderstood I want to say that I don't think Obama picks great nominees for his cabinet, however sometimes his selections are very telling. For instance he originally chose Tom Daschle for head of Health and Human Services and W...
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Apr 5, 2009, 11:54 pm
Guys, seriously, sorry. I can only imagine how hard your lives have been not having me around (especially in such dire times with our insane/communist president practically turning America into the U.S.S.R). But I needed some time to lick my wounds--it's what us dogs do--before I could come back her...
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Jan 20, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ugh. Really. Ugh. Guys, Really? We needed change? After eight glorious years of pure Bush heaven you want a change? I don't get people sometimes. Anyway, I realized today the only reason why Obama won was because of gimmicky advertising. It's cool though, in four years expect me to take control bac...
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Jan 4, 2009, 12:11 am
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Jan 4, 2009, 12:11 am
I'm not the best with words (big words and long sentence turn you liberal) so I get a little confused when my parents call my personal hero Dick Cheney evil. Now surely this word most have some positive meaning to it, as most words that describe Mr. Vice President do: lovable, cuddly, handsome, brav...
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Dec 1, 2008, 12:55 am
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Dec 1, 2008, 12:55 am
Seriously, can we stop hearing about Barack HUSSEIN Obama? This election wore me out. Dad let me borrow his new iphone and I got this sweet picture:
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Oct 24, 2008, 5:21 pm
The Left-loving-media is giving the future Vice President (which I will just shorten to The Vice President here on out) and Senator McCain a hard time about the way they're spending some of their campaign money. But really it's not a big deal that the most beautiful woman in the world is spending mo...
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Oct 24, 2008, 5:21 pm
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Sep 24, 2008, 12:07 pm
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Sep 24, 2008, 12:07 pm
Everyone is going on and on about how the Republicans have given up on the free markets and how we should be embracing socialized medicine soon too. The left is throwing around silly accusations about how hypocritical the right is. So it's up to me, of course, to straighten this mess out. To see why...
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Sep 21, 2008, 12:09 pm
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Sep 19, 2008, 1:02 am
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Sep 19, 2008, 1:02 am
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Sep 4, 2008, 12:53 pm
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Jul 15, 2008, 3:49 pm
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Shawn K. posted an article on The Pontificating Tatanka - Jul 6, 2008, 5:03 pm
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