Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Dec 4, 2009, 1:19 pm
I know that "third time is a charm" is a popular expression, but... if my phone number wasn't your sister's phone number the other two times you called, it's still not your sister's nu...
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Dec 2, 2009, 11:28 am
It's my sister's birthday. She's twenty-ten today. Go give her birthday wishes (and distract her from the fact that I have yet to ship out the package containing her birthday presents)
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 30, 2009, 7:51 pm
In my ongoing transformation to Amish-ism, you'll recall that I am now capable of making my own cheese. The mozzarella is wonderful. The cream cheese is spectacular. The muenster, you'll recal...
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 29, 2009, 7:35 pm
Like locating a long lost pal you haven't talked to in FOREVER and finding out that he's also unemployed, meaning he can stay up until 2AM chatting with you about movies, cooking, politics and...
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 29, 2009, 3:39 am
is it too soon to start writing my manifesto and digging a bomb shelter?
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 26, 2009, 1:39 pm
I know a lot of people are taking to Twitter, Facebook and various other social networking places to publicly announce the crap for which they are thankful today - Personally, I think it's kind of...
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 25, 2009, 10:32 am
My kid may think he's the pinnacle of cool, but sometimes I'm reminded that he's still kind of a dork. We're watching tv and there's some commercial for some socially conscious An...
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 24, 2009, 10:00 pm
Don't tell anyone but I'm harboring a serious girl crush on Lady Gaga. I mean, this summer, she was all kinds of overexposed and freaky to the infinite power, I rolled my eyes every time she ...
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 24, 2009, 10:53 am
relieved to report that, other than a few more Christmas holiday decorations festooning* the streets and stores of my fair city, not much has changed. That is all. *is that even a word? Festooning? ...
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 22, 2009, 3:47 pm
Do you ever have that weekend where you feel like you've been hit by a truck, sleep about 20 hours a day, can't seem to pry yourself off of the couch and can't decide if you've got the...
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 15, 2009, 1:50 pm
1) Spiders cartoonishly large enough for me to see them creeping across the highway. Oh, my fucking ew. Seriously, that is not right. 2)... I got nothing, really, if those spiders were eradicated, ...
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 13, 2009, 11:42 am
So yesterday I'm on the phone with a Mormon Avocado Farmer's Wife (she's the mom of a kid on my kid's basketball team) - we're making small talk about basketball and 10-year-old bo...
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 11, 2009, 8:52 am
Staring at the seriously vegetable-deficient pantry and thinking - "Could popcorn be considered an appropriate side dish with dinner? It's technically a vegetable, right? Or it was at one time......
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 10, 2009, 12:41 pm
Seriously. Every last one of us. I could tell you stories. (if I know you IRL, I have told you stories) But you know what? We have scenery like this to look at in the middle of freaking November A...
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 9, 2009, 11:16 am
California Department of Redundancy Department of California - when I was jogging this morning, I watched 3 landscaping guys on riding lawnmowers in a row, covering the EXACT SAME BLADES OF GRASS, the...
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 8, 2009, 9:01 am
That lucky bastard. I haven't written a damn thing in... a month? Is it the prozac? Is it a lack of inspiration? Am I just done writing?
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 7, 2009, 11:12 am
My kid is exactly like me, which sometimes is great and sometimes makes me want to shove him in a convection oven. But then there's times when I find him crashed on the couch in the most painfull...
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 6, 2009, 12:26 pm
Anyone who's ever tried to be my friend is aware that it's... not necessarily easy - I'm sarcastic, rarely serious, usually closed off, 32 flavors of moody and need a steady stream of atte...
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 6, 2009, 8:27 am
Do you ever wake up before the sun, pop in your contacts, grab a cup of coffee, curl up on the couch under a blanket that smells like fabric softener to watch the sky turn from velvet to watercolor an...
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Sinner G. posted an article on Snozzberries - Nov 5, 2009, 10:57 pm
Within the past 2 days, my dog has destroyed a cute shirt I hadn't even worn yeta stuffed Noid doll that was certainly going to net me big bucks in eBay in a few years one of those cuddly lounge ...
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