Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Dec 27, 2010, 3:03 pm
We at Random Anorexics are big fans of corporate promotion of eating disorder. That’s why we chose this package of Extra Gum as our Anorexic Pic of the Week, except where they recommend two pieces of gum per meal, we recommend only one. Photo courtesy of Erin M. Thanks, lady!
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Dec 25, 2010, 6:13 pm
I hate the holidays. I hate the holidays. I hate the holidays. Usually I try to get the hell out of dodge so as to avoid family and food altogether. But I was financially unable to flee this year, and I had no legitimate (or even believable) excuse not to attend dinner at my brother’s where I kne...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Dec 19, 2010, 5:41 pm
You know your disbelief has been successfully suspended when you find yourself fantasizing about f***ing an anorexic bird. That’s why Black Swan is my new favorite movie and source of thinspiration. Thank you, Darren Aronofsky. You are my hero.
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Dec 13, 2010, 1:56 pm
Like some sort of masochistic idiot, I decided to participate in this year’s holiday cookie exchange at work. Below is a picture of my loot, which I plan to take home and shove by force down Skinny Man’s throat. He’s been a very bad boy this year, and his skinny ass deserves to suffer.
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Dec 13, 2010, 1:23 pm
Hi Everyone, It’s me, Skinny Lady, posting this recipe on behalf of SlimGym, who cannot for the life of him figure out how to publish his own posts. (So much for that college education…) Please note that this recipe is truly for the most dedicated of exerexics. If that’s not you, my sugges...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Dec 9, 2010, 1:44 pm
A lot of fat people think we at Random Anorexics are haters. While that’s true to a certain extent, we do like to show some love every once in a while. Today I’d like to show some love to Lea T., the strikingly skeletal Givenchy-muse who makes being transgender look so glamorous and effortless. ...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Dec 7, 2010, 7:03 pm
SlimGym has officially arrived. Not only has he been selected for Anorexic Pic of the Week, he’s appearing on a billboard in NYC! See teaser below. Just get a load of those ribs. I’m so fucking proud I could poop. An open note to SlimGym: Skinny Man just said you make him feel chubby. One more ...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Dec 3, 2010, 7:54 pm
So I just recently relocated to the Big Apple to look for jobs and, upon coming to the realization that I can no longer sit at a desk for 8 hours a day doing nothing but kissing corporate douchebags’ asses, I decided to use my aerial silk skills to perform at clubs.  Last night was my first night...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Nov 30, 2010, 9:25 pm
Thanksgiving is BY FAR my favorite holiday.  I would like to pretend it’s because of the lack of commercialism, or the emphasis on family and friends, or the idea of just being thankful for your current life’s blessings.  But let’s be honest folks… it’s because of the food.  Life’s a ...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Nov 30, 2010, 7:56 pm
I just love our readers. Margot sent in the following recipe and she was thoughtful enough to include a picture, which I have to say is pretty awesome (even if it doesn’t quite make the recipe more appetizing – love the paper plate though). The Recipe: 1 turkey hot dog, sliced (70 calories)* ...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Nov 28, 2010, 12:22 pm
“Next to the dog, I’m the skinniest creature in this house.” - Skinny Man, may he rest in peace.
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Nov 22, 2010, 8:49 pm
Skinny Man and I just celebrated our 7th year of togetherness and he surprised me with the ice cream cake pictured below. I honestly do not know whether this means he loves me to death or hates my fucking guts. A brief note to the decorator at Dairy Queen responsible for this mess: Have you no fore...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Nov 21, 2010, 8:59 am
Well, yesterday “started” as a pretty awesome day.  I went to dance class, browsed in Whole Foods, ate some steamed kale and beets, and bought a candle with Susan Sarandon.  Yup, you read right, I bought a candle with Susan Fuckin’ Sarandon (it smells of pine, social activism, and the Oscars...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Nov 20, 2010, 12:18 pm
I received the following recipe in my inbox this morning and I have to admit that it pretty much made my day. I hope it makes yours too. Thank you, Jackrabbit. You’re the best. ♥ dear skinny, whilst screwing around with random concoctions of flour and whatever other shit i have in the cabin...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Nov 15, 2010, 7:58 pm
A while back, Emaciated Lady posted a blog that has sparked a virtual war on this site. I’m not here to apologize for her words, but I would like to clear up what seems to be a misconception on the part of the fatties who have weighed in. We are not ignorant of or insensitive to the plight of fat ...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Nov 14, 2010, 7:36 pm
This afternoon I dreamt that I was preparing food for a last minute event, and I was running out of time when I realized I still needed some kind of dessert. Because randomness is the norm in dreams, ready-made cookies appeared out of nowhere. So in my frantic state, I started to inhale them despite...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Nov 13, 2010, 5:30 pm
As I was opening the package of glucosamine chews that came in the mail for my gimpy Italian Greyhound, I noticed that one of the advantages of these chews is their “appealing bone shape!” Apparently that’s going to make a difference when I feed it to my dog. And here I was thinking that only ...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Nov 11, 2010, 9:04 am
“Everything about you frightens me.” - Skinny Man telling me how he really feels. Thanks, Skinny Man. I love you too
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Nov 5, 2010, 2:55 pm
Today, before my intense 2 hour gym session, I decided that it would be best to devour my grandmother’s homemade Greek cookies so that I could burn off the calories at the gym.  While I was about to enjoy the last tasty bite of these Hellenic tastgasms to my soul, I sneezed and projected powdered...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Nov 2, 2010, 7:34 pm
One of our dedicated readers submitted the following recipe in anticipation of the holiday season. It’s called “Anorexic Pumpkin Pie.” Enjoy! Ingredients: Pumpkin pie filling Fat free Cool Whip Instructions: Scoop 1/4 to 1/3 cup of pumpkin pie filling in a bowl and top with a dollop of fat...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Oct 31, 2010, 2:56 pm
Every year I learn some kind of valuable lesson that I try to carry with me throughout the rest of my life.  Little gems of wisdom that only come through life experience and that change the way you live… forever.  With that being said, I would like to share my yearly lesson with all of you. As ...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Oct 31, 2010, 2:49 pm
I met some friends out tonight and being three nights before Halloween, I wasn’t really expecting anyone to be in costume (any self respecting human waits until the night before). But as the night progressed past happy hour, an entire group of women arrived in full costume… one standing out abov...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Oct 30, 2010, 11:41 am
I don’t know when I became so popular, but I swear to god, I wish mofos would just leave me alone. Last week I received at least three invitations to happy hour, three invitations to lunch, one invitation to book club, two complimentary Godiva chocolates, a Halloween cupcake made just for me, and ...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Oct 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
I apologize for my brief hiatus, but this past week I had a spiritual experience that has changed my life forever. Now I am certainly not here to preach to anyone but I find it only right to share the joy and happiness that has flooded my human existence. A love so deep, so forgiving, so uncondition...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Oct 21, 2010, 1:39 pm
Because this is better than bingeing on actual cupcakes. Plus, a little bit of wine goes a long way on an empty stomach (and if you drink enough, it’ll come right back up
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Oct 18, 2010, 6:52 pm
I try to stay away from fashion magazines so as not to feel worse about myself than I already do, but I have a “friend” who subscribes to every fashion magazine out there and she pushes them on me when she’s finished. So as I was perusing the November 2010 issue of Lucky Magazine, I came acros...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Oct 17, 2010, 5:42 pm
As I’ve mentioned before, Skinny Man and I like to go out and enjoy ourselves a little food orgy on Friday nights. I hate to write about this topic again, but I’m amazed by the inappropriate comments waitstaff feel it’s ok to make because we’re skinny. So here goes… The two of us are at a...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Oct 17, 2010, 10:08 am
… cake and balls.  So naturally when my roommate said she found a recipe for cake-balls, I got pretty excited. I was in NYC for an audition and, after I got cut, was debating whether or not to jump on the bus or stay for the day and enjoy the city.  However, I quickly received a text from my ro...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Oct 16, 2010, 12:19 pm
Hello world!  My name is SlimGym and I am so excited to be a part of Random Anorexics.  As a man,  I’m more of a victim of hostility for being skinny than were I overweight.  No one says anything to the overweight guy (probably because the fat guy could beat their ass).  But everyone ALWA...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Oct 15, 2010, 10:51 am
E! is airing a new series about eating disorders. The irony is almost too much, right? But I watched anway, and with Skinny Man by my side. When he grimaced at the sad, skeletal appearance of the 21-year-old anorexic being profiled, I reminded him that just over a year ago I weighed only slightly...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Oct 12, 2010, 7:48 pm
But I honestly cannot help myself. My nephew’s girlfriend posted some pictures of my 2 year old great-niece* on Facebook. Instead of thinking the pictures were cute, I couldn’t stop balking at the cankles she was sporting. I know. I’m the worst great-aunt ever, but I don’t ca...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Oct 7, 2010, 8:33 pm
Skeleton envy is similar to penis envy, except possibly deadlier. This week I’ve been envying the skeleton of Audrina Patridge. Look at those chest bones just trying to break free. LOVE IT. Blogger’s note: In all honesty, I think celebrity anorexia is a terrible disease  and my heart b...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Oct 4, 2010, 7:29 pm
Wanna know why I’m skinny? See picture below taken after Skinny Man returned from our weekly grocery store trip. This is pretty much what constitutes a full fridge in our house. The pantry has a similar aesthetic. You’ll note, however, that at least we have the essentials covered: H2O, c...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Oct 1, 2010, 12:06 pm
It has been miserably wet and rainy for days, and I not-so-wisely decided that this was the perfect weather for donning my butt hugger dress slacks (not that I had much of a choice, mind you – during my hiatus, I became the biggest fat ass fatty ever).  Then, just as I was starting to feel self-c...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Sep 26, 2010, 10:49 am
My grandma died a few days ago (no apologies please, I didn’t shed a tear over the witch) and the reason I even bring this up is because reading her obituary depressed the fuck out of me. Like most obituaries, it said nothing and only begged the question, “WHO CARES?” I already kn...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Sep 20, 2010, 7:14 pm
Most people are familiar with the theory of evolution propounded in Darwin’s Origin of the Species, but not many are aware of his lesser known (unpublished), yet highly prophetic work on the end of the species – our (d)evolution if you will.  It just so happens that I have access to the...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Sep 19, 2010, 5:15 pm
2:00 p.m., Sunday afternoon. My husband comes in to remind me I’m still alive. Fuck.
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Sep 16, 2010, 8:12 pm
I almost made some guy’s day today. Emphasis on almost. It happened at the grocery store as I was picking up ingredients for Skinny Man’s dinner. La la la…I’m perusing the chip aisle (don’t ask) when a random interrupts with “Hey, what team you used to ball for? ...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Sep 14, 2010, 8:22 pm
Clothes that need drycleaning have been piling up in my husband’s backseat, so I pulled them out today to take to the cleaner myself. As I was sorting through them, I came across a garment I had never seen before: a black size “L” cotton skirt, the kind made by 4 year old sweatsho...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Sep 13, 2010, 1:29 pm
I’m not much into horror as a genre, and I certainly couldn’t make up a story as scary as this: I SHAT MYSELF AT WORK THIS MORNING. The horror! There I was at my desk, minding my own business when, like a demon out of hell, shit ripped from my sphincter. I jumped up, grabbed my ass and...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - May 27, 2010, 4:24 pm
Humidity is an evil thing. I can always tell the precise amount of water vapor in the air based on how my watch fits in the morning. Today when I went to put on my watch, I felt like I was in an Amazonian jungle strapping an anaconda on my arm. Just look at how swollen my wrist is.
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - May 18, 2010, 9:21 pm
Today I shared the elevator with a woman who should have been taking the stairs. But she wasn’t, and I was trying not to judge because there I was on the elevator too. Then I glanced down and saw what looked like a small suitcase hanging from one of her arms, except it wasn’t a suitca...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - May 8, 2010, 3:41 pm
I know we live in a post-Freudian era where it’s no longer cool to blame our mothers for all that’s wrong in our lives. But I don’t care about being cool, and the honest truth is that my mom is squarely to blame for my self-loathing and generally fucked up mental state. So this yea...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Apr 17, 2010, 9:59 pm
This post is for those of you who feel ugly and dirty after you eat. See those spots in the middle of my chest that look like moles? Those are bits of chocolate that fell down my shirt as I was eating the chocolate off of peanut m&ms, i.e. proof that 1) I need a bib when I eat and 2) I really am a ...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Apr 15, 2010, 6:54 pm
Ever heard anyone say that if you want to lose weight, you should take a picture of yourself naked and stick it on the refrigerator? Well, for the first time ever I took a picture of myself naked. Not because I wanted to stick it on the fridge, but because I had actually convinced myself that I prob...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Apr 14, 2010, 5:02 pm
“I haven’t had a meal, a drink or a cigarette since Sunday and I still haven’t killed anyone.” – Emaciated Lady, wanting me to congratulate her for making it to day 3 of her 10-day Master Cleanse diet.
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Apr 4, 2010, 6:55 pm
True story: I was sunbathing on my back when I flipped over and noticed two seagulls several feet to my right. Seemed innocent enough. Seagulls usually don’t stick around unless you’re throwing french fries at them (or so I’ve heard), and I didn’t even have any food on me. S...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Mar 30, 2010, 8:27 pm
I have lost the will to post anything creative or original. I’m unreasonably fat, unseasonably pale and generally tired of life. Oh, and my brother was just diagnosed with cancer. Sadly, the only hope for a positive outcome I have for his ordeal is the hope that I might actually lose a few po...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Mar 24, 2010, 6:37 pm
This recipe is for those of you who are desperate to drop a few ounces from the rear. According to one of our sweet fans, it’s virtually guaranteed to get you going to the “lav” every day. If you’re American and you don’t know what a “lav” is, I’m pre...
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Skinny Lady posted an article on Random Anorexics - Mar 20, 2010, 10:15 am
“‘Life,’ said Emerson, ‘consists in what a man is thinking all day.’ If that be so, then my life is nothing but a big intestine. I not only think about food all day, but I dream about it all night.” – Henry Miller in Tropic of Cancer
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