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Still Waiting for Aniston & Sandler to Make A Grown Up Film

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Dec 26, 2011, 1:04 pm
Being that I see no use for both Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston in the working world, I reluctantly watched this film. I was shocked that I enjoyed a few scenes in the film. The fact that most of Sandler's movies are
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Another Innocent Man Used As Pawn

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Dec 25, 2011, 2:30 pm
This flash from the past was never a favorite film of mine and was difficult to watch. I couldn't stand the crude clown and his sexual references and was unsure of the plot for the underground creatures to take over the world via a virus. If the underground leader was to be Satan then
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One Bitter Broad

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Nov 25, 2011, 4:22 pm
Parks was too busy attempting to speak her lies and misguided story, she was getting shut down by Judge Judy. Talking over the judge and talking about her bullshit story, Judy shuts it down and tells her that he will not be held responsible for the rest of the rent that she stayed out the lease. Jud...
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Conspiracies Make for Strong Film

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Nov 13, 2011, 11:00 am
Mel Gibson was at the height of his career when this film came out. Joined by Julia Roberts, Gibson portrayed the ultimate Sleeper who was determined to protect a woman he has been tracking since her father's death. While he
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Colbie Continues to Fall Short

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Oct 31, 2011, 9:56 am
Colbie Caillat disappoints for a third time and the doubt that this will ever be an artist that I would listen to has set it. The bubbly appeal can be seen and the videos sometimes catch attention, but her overall projects are a waste of time to invest listening. She makes
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Music Not Even Worthy of the Porcelain Throne

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Oct 19, 2011, 2:34 pm
This has got to be one of the worst collabo albums I have heard in years. Not sure about. Anyone else, but I cherish my funds too much to waste them on bullshit. When I believe these two artists could not produced worse garbage to pollute the WPOS with their solo projects, they go and combine their ...
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Return of a Depressing Price

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Oct 12, 2011, 11:48 am
Why is she so damn upset? Kelly either is in love with someone not treating her right, returning the love, or just jumped out of love. This album was on the brink of becoming a theme song for folks who want to slit their wrists. WTF? The up
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Rowland Finally Sheds Destiny's Cursed Shadow

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Oct 10, 2011, 11:31 am
Kelly Rowland has not had luck with a power album since the disbanding of Destiny's Child - a group that has seen almost as many line-up changes as The Supremes. Rowland has had hit singles, but never an album. Her last two were
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Lovestrong Worth Talking About

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Oct 10, 2011, 10:04 am
Christina Perri caught my attention with Jar of Hearts and kept it with an entire project. The Lovestrong album goes back to a time in music when melancholy music with strong lyrics made for hot tracks. I enjoyed this album and continue to listen
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Scott Shines on New Project

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Oct 10, 2011, 9:54 am
Growing as a strong actress and returning to her main craft, Jill Scott has returned with a great project. The Light of the Sun has the smooth Philly DBPC flavor that Scott is known for. There just
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Keeping It Cool with Fiasco

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Oct 9, 2011, 2:33 pm
This rapper has caught my attention with his 2009 video, Dumb It Down, and that song led me to his expressive ways to bring attention to what most in the WPOS ignore. Not jumping on a bandwagon of consciousness, Lupe Fiasco has made this art form part of his signature. With this flash to the past, L...
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Crossfade Bleeds Winner

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Oct 8, 2011, 12:31 pm
After being introduced to this band via the Star & Buc Wild's Morning Show, this band has become a favorable treat. Twisted, slightly deranged, but likable. Not too many alt rock, grunge (or whatever their genre may be) bands are on my playlist. However, I am glad that their single Cold was played f...
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I'm Ape & I'm Proud! Say It Loud!

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Oct 7, 2011, 7:16 pm
As expected the makers "wowed" with special effects but lacked in explanations. Watching some of the common issues played out on screen was hilarious because certain audience members laughed out while others seemed to be stunned or confused into silence. Yes, that elephant entered the movie theater ...
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Lawrence Taylor to Become Registered Sex Offender

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Sep 23, 2011, 2:26 pm
A judge decided to drop the charges against NFL's 1999 Hall of Famer, Lawrence Taylor, but he must now be registered as a Sex Offender and be on probation for sexing an under-aged prostitute. Since when do dudes card prostitutes? And since when does banging out a prostitute become a sexual offense? ...
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No Reason For 4

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Sep 23, 2011, 8:54 am
If disappointment had a "stage name" it would be 'Beyonce.' Whyyyy was this shit released? Was she upset with her fans? Was this a "fuck you" to the industry? The "Double CD = Double Crap" Rule definitely applies here. This project was an example of an artist having too much garbage and deciding to ...
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Game: Desperately Wanting to Leap Out of His Own Closet?

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Sep 11, 2011, 6:36 pm
As the ignorant dude that Game has portrayed himself to be for years, he expressed that only the men who have sex with both genders spread HIV and other STDs. Like a retarded fish that downs in his own shit, Game kept name dropping and capitalizing GAY as if it were an acronym for something. Umm, Ga...
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Advocating for Satan Has Its Perks

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Sep 11, 2011, 8:50 am
Despite Keanu Reeves' stale ass being the lead in this film, I focused on Charlize Theron and, of course, Al Pacino who were actually the true stars of the film. It's bad when co-stars have to carry the lead, but when Reeves is involved it becomes expected.
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Is This the NWO Dream for 2032?

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Sep 2, 2011, 9:02 am
To sum up - greedy white folks release a crazed/half-demonic Negro and the slightly misunderstood white cop must clean up the mess and save the world. Ummm, ok.
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Dear John, You're No Notebook

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 30, 2011, 9:47 am
This film was not as sloppy as I thought it would be, but the red herrings dropped into the film made everything trivial. The ending of film sucked and made most of the back and forth useless for me watching it. John seemed to have a major chip on his shoulders and his Summer fling was not what she ...
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The Id of Gray

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 29, 2011, 11:59 am
Folks need to stop sleeping on Gray. It feels that Macy Gray is my generation's Annie Lennox. A bit out there but worth the trip. With The Id, Gray has brought her tone of sanity to the forefront and doused it with insane.
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No Fun Left Beating the Same Jokes Down in Dodgeball

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 26, 2011, 8:58 am
This film had a few moments of laughs but seems to only follow the path of earlier comedy films. Same cast being recycled from film to film as though certain movies will only work with
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Keeping My Hands All Over Maroon 5

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 24, 2011, 10:53 am
This album was a favorite of mine when I first heard it last year. The music and lyrics on most of the songs reminded me why I liked this group to begin with. A solid project is not going to be denied. I listen to this album on a regular and can't complain. Misery
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A Film Made from a Fortune Cookie

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 24, 2011, 8:16 am
A film based on some dude's interpretation of what other dudes think. When it comes to relationships, the advice is usually typical - be "yourself." Yet people need to go through the
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Careful What You Wish For

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 21, 2011, 9:16 am
As a film attempting to give the lesson of "be careful what you ask for," Madagascar follows the adventures of New York City Zoo residents as they make their way to Africa and attempt to live among the wild. Completely out of their element (being that they
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Random Calls Make for Decent Film

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 17, 2011, 9:46 am
Set up. Goofball kid is the unfortunate one to receive a random phone call from a woman locked in her attic by terror monkeys. After the attic phone is smashed to pieces by the lead terror monkey (the ever exciting Jason Statham) the determined and frightened mom/wife Kim Bassinger (another flop of ...
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Did Anaconda Kill Sci-Fi?

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 16, 2011, 8:30 am
We're almost at the home stretch and this marathon of crap is almost over. Anaconda 4 is ripe for ripping apart. Just when I thought this franchise could not suck more than it already has, the plot has added the drama of snakes that regenerates
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Remembering When Jennifer Hudson Was Good

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 14, 2011, 9:03 am
Once again I find myself struggling with an album from Jennifer Hudson. This project seems like a Mary J Blige special (depressing women looking for love, may have found it, they love themselves, are loved by God, who the hell knows).
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Unfinished Makes for Sweet Project

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 13, 2011, 10:01 am
Jordan Knight returns with his solid third solo album. Unlike most, this comeback artists has not left the scene since his re-emergence in 2000. I was not sure if this New Kid had staying
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Super Let Down

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 13, 2011, 6:55 am
To say I was disappointed would be to say that I expected better from this film. Why lie. I knew this would be a straight trash ass film the moment I saw the first preview. The same run-of-the-mill alien held captive for scientific reasons film. Why do folks continue to write
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Joy or Misery?

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 12, 2011, 12:42 pm
This sista has been on the scene for a while and this is her second full LP project. Joy is hard hitting with the beats but do her lyrics and talent match up? They are cute for the young
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Scherzinger's Attempt to Kill My Love for Music

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 12, 2011, 9:20 am
What exactly is going on with this album? I'm lost as to the necessity some felt it had. Right There is such a fluff song, that it puts other fluffs to shame. This album feels like all the mediocre song writers came together to rob the WOS. There
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Are Boyz II Men The Remedy?

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 10, 2011, 2:02 pm
Listening to what Boyz II Men have produced, I must say their music has been consistent. Some may not take to their R&B style but they favor combining the classic R&B sound with some contemporary mixes. These fellas from Philly have rarely disappointed me
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Spare Me the Spears

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 10, 2011, 12:00 pm
The industry is seriously hoping to catch my standards on the low. This is not about to happen. Spears had a hot album - LAST year. Unfortunately for her, she missed the lightening strike. This new album is deluxe junk. Now I have a theory
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Pieces of Ledisi = An Entire Genius

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 10, 2011, 11:24 am
Ledisi returns with a very powerful album and her strong vocals & lyrics. All these pieces come together to make an incredible project that many other entertainers could use at
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Gag Me Already

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 10, 2011, 10:22 am
The product of a disposable culture, Lady. Gaga is already on the road to being a has-been. How long is this sham going to continue where an artist continues to re-sell songs off previous albums, add a handful of new ones, and attempt to call that shit a hit?
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Schooling Listeners but Not Preachy

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 10, 2011, 8:56 am
Thanks to my fam in the Caribbean for introducing me to this fella's music. No fluff. No bling. No bullshit. Just truth. Giving real reggae a resurgence of energy, Tarrus Riley's album is amazing. Touching on points that most ignore or don't know about, he
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Needed: An Escape from Crap

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 8, 2011, 11:50 am
This film was weak compared to the first one and I was not a big fan of the first film. The group attempts to get back to New York but crashes down in another part of Africa. There were so
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Secrets in a Marriage Shocker for Spies?

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 6, 2011, 9:23 am
The film was strange in the fact that this couple was stunned and upset with one another for lying to each other, but they were not addressing the fact that they were each lying about being HIRED KILLERS. The action
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Weak Film with Weak Premise

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 5, 2011, 7:44 pm
Another film that uses decent to good talent and waste them. Violence and the art of being a turn coat was the basis of this film. Some of the actors seemed as though they were fresh out of acting school. The heavy hitters may have done this project as a favor or in an attempt to practice acting. Th...
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The Legend of Fame More in My Head Than Reality

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 5, 2011, 9:14 am
Despite my tolerance and slight annoyance at the remake, nothing will overshadow the 80s corniness of the awesome original. Making its place on the list of film/music classics, this movie
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Waste of a Concept

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - Aug 3, 2011, 11:08 am
This series had potential. Cheesy but could still be considered a decent addition to the B flick horror genre. The jinn/jinni/genie has been turned back into a lying, vengeful creature who tricks folks to ask for wishes and then takes what is needed
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Love? Turned to Shit

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - May 25, 2011, 4:51 pm
After listening to this album back in August of 2010 the studio that decided to release the album changed things up and added stuff that removed what tiny spark or decency that album had. Now this is another mix of crap with J Lo's stamp all over it. I had slight hopes for this
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Consumer Issues: iScammed (Redundant Technology)

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Blog - May 23, 2011, 10:07 am
Scammers come in all forms from both races (Negros & Snows). The latest scam artists posing as business people are those running the Redundant Industry. Today we focus
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Scamming Others to Pay for Your Meals

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Blog - May 23, 2011, 9:49 am
Ever go out on the town to enjoy a wonderful time with friends and/or family? Ever notice the fraudulent folks at the table/bar order the most shit but always come up "short?" Some folks order food/drink, but want others to pay half or most
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The Day I Realized How Much Keanu Sucked

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - May 23, 2011, 9:00 am
Talk about a piece of shit film. I have not watched the original, but then again I don't think I want to after watching this trash. Once again Keanu Reeves fails at getting me excited or slightly interested in seeing his ass on film. Talk about dead weight. Is this a visual of seeing someone fail to...
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Rapture 2011: FAIL

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Blog - May 21, 2011, 8:45 pm
So, it is 9 PM and no indication that Jesus stopped by to see what was up with the humans his pops created and he saved so many years ago. So, now what? What will all those who gave money to the "cause" do now? The scam artist that announced to the world that Jesus would return to help usher us to d...
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Same Old, Same Old

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Reviews - May 18, 2011, 9:02 am
Call this a remake. Call it a rip off. This film had the exact same concept that the Matthew Broderick's film, War Games, & Shane West's film, Echelon Conspiracy, were based on, with a taste of Terminator (all films) thrown in. A self-learning supercomputer, "Autonomous Reconnaissance Intelligence I...
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White iPhone = White Tricknology

Switch Blade posted an article on Bootlegged Blog - Apr 28, 2011, 8:46 am
After being called out for tracking their iGadget users through their iPhone apps, Apple believes that now is the best time to celebrate that information with a late addition of their iPhone, the White iPhone. As a radio DJ inquired, what took so long for the company to release this version? Most te...
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Reviewing the entertainment industry is not only a joy, but a must. Things have been sliding through the slippery Doors of Crud for too long and have gone unchallenged. The consumers are told that they must pay for corrupt entertainment but I say enough is enough. All reviews are done by the Bootlegged Team through first impressions. Most musicians only get one time to shine.

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