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Feb 8, 2012, 7:50 pm
Officer I knew nothing about the drugs...nothing!!
You know what I hate? When you find squatters with drugs, a handgun, 10 grenades, and a pig inside your house and you have to call the bomb squad. I really figgin hate that!
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Feb 8, 2012, 6:26 pm
Moral of this story is don’t stick your face up to a dog who has just been rescued. Denver anchor Kyle Dyer had her face bitten on live TV after she leaned in to kiss the pooch. Ouch!
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Feb 8, 2012, 6:14 pm
I found another one on the doorstep
Of all the strip joints in all the towns, in all the world you had to move next to the Missionary Sisters of Saint Charles Borromeo – Scalabrinians. The Illinois nuns at Stone Park are furious that the council have approved plans for a strip club
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Feb 7, 2012, 7:38 pm
Yeah, about that Sacramento bank robber who claimed to be carrying a bomb in a fast food bag, it was actually a pair of McDonald’s apple pies. Step away, nothing to see here. Daniel Hegwood used the art of deceit when he walked into a Wells Fargo bank with his paper bag and told the teller he had ... Comment - Like
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Feb 7, 2012, 7:12 pm
How much do you think Fausat Ogunbayo is suing New York City and its Administration for Children’s Services (ACS) after they removed her two children and placed them in foster homes three years ago because she was mentally unstable? That would be $900 Trillion. Wow, that would make her richer ... Comment - Like
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Feb 7, 2012, 12:51 am
One more time you gambling freaks. NO, you can NOT claim your gambling losses as a business expense. Giuseppe Tarascio tried to claim more than $96,000 in gambling losses, over two years, as a tax deduction in a Canadian Court and was told to go away and multiply (but not in those exact words). Suck... Comment - Like
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Feb 6, 2012, 6:58 pm
OK, here’s the thing, you might be having severe chest pains but don’t be calling 911 over and over again if you are in possession of cocaine, weed and drug paraphernalia. That’s an arrest right there. Oh did I forget to mention the misuse of 911 charge too? Double edged sword my friend. Comment - Like
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Feb 6, 2012, 6:54 pm
Oh dear, things aren’t looking very rosy for captain Francesco Schettino of the ill fated Costa Concordia. Prosecutors want Shettino be given 10 years for causing the disaster, 15 for multiple manslaughter and eight years for every passenger abandoned (including those who died), making that a ... Comment - Like
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Feb 6, 2012, 6:42 pm
Four year old Dustin Kruse from Wisconsin is so obsessed about toilets the Kohler toilet company have made a vid about it. Comment - Like
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Feb 5, 2012, 10:28 pm
RIP
OMG, Josh Powell, the man who has long been the suspect in his wife’s 2009 disappearance, has allegedly blown up himself and his two children moments after a case worker brought them for a supervised visitation. Powell lost custody of his boys last year after his father (who they were liv... Comment - Like
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Feb 5, 2012, 8:17 pm
OK, lets just skim over the game, because frankly, I haven’t a clue what’s going on, but hello, hands up who thinks Madonna was miming???? Comment - Like
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Feb 5, 2012, 6:47 pm
Smell this raspberry
Just what the world needs, scratch and sniff jeans! Yep, known as Whiffy, these denims smell of raspberries (the fruit, fools!) and can be worn for month without being washed. Evidently the material is coated with tiny scented capsules which releases the fragrance when scratche... Comment - Like
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Feb 5, 2012, 6:34 pm
OK Missy, hand over those brownies. Wow, these are good! An eighth grader was busted for selling brownies to her classmates for $3 from her backpack. OK, yes, they were laced with marijuana which would explain the steep price. Evidently up to 20 of her classmates bought the hash brownies. A spokeswo... Comment - Like
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Feb 4, 2012, 6:13 pm
A little craze is sweeping the internet at the moment called the “Cinnamon Challenge” where fools try to eat a teaspoon of ground cinnamon without water in under a minute. This would have to be the friggin funniest attempt …. I’m still laughing Comment - Like
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Feb 3, 2012, 8:41 pm
Who you calling crazy?
A farmer from Atlanta, Georgia, was headbutted into a barbed wire fence by a 900lb rabid cow. OK, for starters I didn’t know cows could get rabies but anywho, the cow continued to go all Cujo on him so the farmer grabbed his gun and shot it three times. Which, by the way, d... Comment - Like
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Feb 3, 2012, 8:09 pm
At least 37 people have been shot dead at the South Sudan Unity state peace talks .
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Feb 3, 2012, 8:05 pm
We scooped him out!
Holy friggin Silkwood Batman. A worker at the San Onofre nuclear power plant lost his balance trying to grab a flashlight when, whoopsie, he fell into a reactor pool. Dear lord! Fortunately the highly radioactive uranium fuel that normally sits at the bottom of the pool had been... Comment - Like
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Feb 2, 2012, 7:44 pm
Hi honey, I'm home
Oh for crying out loud, a 48 year old millionaire has adopted his 42 year old girlfriend in an attempt to protect his fortune after he was involved in a DUI accident where a 23 year old student died. John Goodman (not the actor) is using his newly aquired daughter to protect his ... Comment - Like
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Jan 28, 2012, 2:03 am
A Florida Bowling Alley in Clearwater has been receiving some unwanted attention over a viral email that suggests they have placed President Obama’s face at the end of their bowling lanes, making it look like the pins are his teeth. The email says that the Countryside Lanes bowling alley has be... Comment - Like
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Jan 27, 2012, 10:29 pm
Run!!! Run, for your lives!!!
OK loons, no need to panic but the Earth nearly got hit by a bus sized asteroid last night. What’s worse, the friggin scientists, who are supposedly watching our backs, didn’t see it coming!!!! Asteroid 2012 BX34 missed us by 60,000km, which in science speak is ... Comment - Like
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Jan 27, 2012, 7:29 pm
Seems that whole “Aborigines vs Julia Gillard” fiasco was caused by none other than one of Gillard’s own staffers. Awkward. Spin Doctor Media adviser Tony Hodges resigned yesterday after it was revealed he had actually tipped off someone connected with the Indigenous activists about the leader... Comment - Like
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Jan 27, 2012, 6:56 pm
Hello, this is Spain, I hear you lost a pleasure boat? In 2008, Scott Douglas and his brother in law were enjoying a fishing trip off the the coast of Nantucket when a massive storm blew in. The pair eventually had to abandon the 26ft Queen Bee and swim for their lives to shore. Enter 2012. Spanish ... Comment - Like
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Jan 26, 2012, 8:07 pm
Oh shit!!!
Whoopsie, some Mexican drug cartel’s head is going to roll . Yep, a fool stuffed 16kg of cocaine, worth $2 million, into two fake United Nations bags without an address (or return address) and sent it to Ohio. DHL’s delivery center then promptly sent the bags to the UN headquarters i... Comment - Like
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Jan 26, 2012, 7:17 pm
OK, here’s the thing roomie, you wake me, I WILL club you senseless with my bat, OK? The victim had popped home to pick up a few things for a sleepover at a friend’s place when he and his mates woke up his roomie (who happens to also be his nephew). Nephew goes ballistic and starts whacking his ... Comment - Like
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Jan 26, 2012, 6:22 pm
If it wasn’t embarrassing enough that Australia’s Prime Minister was humiliatingly dragged from an Australia Day awards ceremony due to Aboriginals behaving badly yesterday. The protestors are now threatening to put the shoe she lost in the tussle on eBay. Activist Pat Eatock who is in possessio... Comment - Like
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Jan 25, 2012, 9:46 pm
Happy Australia Day to all the Aussie loons. Despite it being 41 degrees, the Loon is heading to the Perth foreshore for fireworks tonight!!!
Psst I’m still scratching my head over why Geoffrey Rush was announced Australian of the Year? Hmm, I was expecting Julia Gillard to give it to herself!!! Comment - Like
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Jan 25, 2012, 9:13 pm
Settle Loons, this is a feel good story. The Coney Island Bialys and Bagels store , the oldest bialy bakery in New York City, was facing closure due to hard eonomic times. Enter Zafaryab Ali and Peerzada Shah, two Pakistani Muslims. Ali, who had previously worked there for 11 years and his friend Sh... Comment - Like
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Jan 17, 2012, 7:40 pm
Stop looking everyone, the missing concrete manatee mailbox has been found. OK, it has lost a limb and its head has been bashed in a bit, but it’s back! Evidently police found the manatee in the Yellow Breeches Creek after a annonymous tip off. Since the onwer installed the $1,000 letterbox, it’... Comment - Like
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Jan 17, 2012, 7:10 pm
Holy health and safety Batman. Indonesia is installing a deterent for any wouldbe cheapskate commuters aka train surfers. Yes, the contraption consists of a metal frame with a line of concrete balls dangling from it. These balls will hang just a few inches above the tops of the carriages. Hmm, now l... Comment - Like
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Jan 17, 2012, 6:15 pm
Now what?
In a protest that will to horrify ever student around the world, Wikipedia is shutting down for 24 hours in protest of the new anti piracy bills (SOPA and PIPA). Comment - Like
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Jan 16, 2012, 9:36 pm
See ya, don't want to be ya!
Well, hopefully this will be the last we’ll be hearing of Joran van der Sloot for awhile. He’s just been sentenced to 28 years in a Peruvian prison for the murder of Stephany Flores. That’s a release date of June 10th, 2038. Joran, who made worldwide headlines in ... Comment - Like
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Jan 16, 2012, 7:24 pm
Look away cat lovers this is nasty. During a marital squabble in Buenos Aires, a man picked up their family cat and hurled it at his wife, she ducked and the cat flew out the window, which happened to be on the fourth floor. The cat landed on the head of a former opera singer who was crossing the ro... Comment - Like
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Jan 16, 2012, 6:51 pm
How far would you go to avoid paying import tax? Well, eight South Koreans have been caught smuggling gold up their butts. Japanese custom officials caught the men on their second trip to Japan, where they were attempting to offload their valuable cargo tax free. Sheez, lucky it doesn’t rust! Comment - Like
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Jan 15, 2012, 7:57 pm
OK, I really hate being the bearer of bad news but you might want to avoid drinking too much OJ as it may contain a Brazilian fruit concentrate, which is being blamed for birth defects. The cheap Brazilian concentrate contains high levels of the fungicide carbendazim, and has caused alarm bells a ri... Comment - Like
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Jan 15, 2012, 6:25 pm
Nero. Nero. Nero. Are you OK?
Hard hats off loons, the Russian Phobos-Grunt has landed. No, of course it didn’t land on anyone’s noggin but you might want to avoid eating fish caught in the Pacific Ocean for awhile. Gotta be careful of that toxic fuel now, don’t we? Comment - Like
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Jan 14, 2012, 6:25 pm
Seasoned tourists and people who had seen the movie Titanic knew exactly what was going on the moment they felt the shudder on the Costa Concordia Cruise Ship. OK, there was no iceberg, but a reef can pretty much do the trick. Seems the luxury liner which was cruising near the island of Giglio hit... Comment - Like
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Nov 1, 2011, 6:28 am
Oh for crying out loud keep those friggin “bone-eating snot flowers” away from me. Researches in London have found examples of these mini Osedax worms in a 3 million year old whale fossil. These bone eating snot flower worms , also known as zombie worms organisms, haven’t got a mouth or intest... Comment - Like
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Nov 1, 2011, 6:15 am
Two teens have been arrested after they hurled a shopping cart from a four storey walkway which landed on top of a poor woman who is now fighting for her life. Marion Hedges (47) was walking with her son near a Target store when kaboom, the cart hit her from above. The two 12 year olds were arre... Comment - Like
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Oct 31, 2011, 9:03 pm
Park illegally in handicap parking bays do you? Hmm, well you might want to think again if you live in Austin, Texas because it won’t be long before a public vigilante group will be able to use their Smartphone to dob in handicap parking cheats. Yep, residents will soon be allowed to take a series... Comment - Like
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Oct 31, 2011, 8:06 pm
Um, the marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries is officially over, with divorce papers served. Who are these people? Comment - Like
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Oct 31, 2011, 6:53 am
Attention all crooks in Sweden, if you plan to commit a crime, make sure you don’t leave a friggin pile of poop at the scene for the police to later DNA and link to you. Two robbers, who broke into a farm, tied up the owner and made off with money and a car now regret having taken a crap before se... Comment - Like
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Oct 30, 2011, 8:45 pm
Qantas is back! Yep, Emu airlines, the fleet that refused to fly due to a squabble with unions has finally found its wings after leaving 22,000 passengers stranded around the world. So who is the winner out of all this, Qantas or the unions? Hmm, who the hell knows, they are all claiming some sort o... Comment - Like
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Oct 30, 2011, 7:37 pm
OK, here’s the thing staff at One Stop Shop in Essex, if a 92 year old woman comes into your store to buy a bottle of whisky and she doesn’t have photo ID, damn straight don’t serve her. After pulling out her bus pass and blood donor card Great-grandmother Diane Taylor was forced to go to an... Comment - Like
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Oct 30, 2011, 7:18 pm
A big shout out to Hazi Abdul Noor who got married this weekend in India. Noor is 120 years of age and his blushing bride is 60. Hmm, I can pretty much guess who will be doing the chores around their place. The wedding was attended by over 500 guests, including Noor’s 6 kids who were estatic their... Comment - Like
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Oct 29, 2011, 7:11 pm
Step away from the black licorice loons. The Food and Drug Administration are claiming that glycyrrhizin used to sweeten licorice can seriously mess with your heart if you eat too much. Heart palpitations, heart attacks and not to mention seriously black teeth can be a direct result of over indulgin... Comment - Like
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Oct 29, 2011, 6:54 pm
OK, here’s the thing Tonya Sutton, walking down the street drinking from a container of malt liquor is eventually going to lead to police finding your crack pipe hidden your a Bible. I’m just saying! Comment - Like
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Oct 29, 2011, 5:18 am
OK loons, on the world scale I think Occupy Perth pretty much fails. Hmm, so much for State of Excitement!!!
This is the Occupy Wall Street protestors ….
and these loons are Occupy Perth ones but shh, they are asleep, you might wake them!! Comment - Like
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