Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 11, 2009, 7:27 pm
OK, this is a community blog announcement. The Loon is currently down south, due to the annual sponsorship of  the  International Cherry Pip Spitting competition. Don’t panic people, I will st...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 11, 2009, 7:15 pm
The winter Olympics wouldn’t be complete without the collectors edition ecstasy pills, branded with the Olympic logo, now would it ? Hmm, shame, that Dutch dude must be pissed! Oh but before you get...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 11, 2009, 6:31 pm
A woman in Des Moines who backed her car into a blind man as she reversed out of a grocery store car park, claims she didn’t see him and he claims … ah never mind.
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 11, 2009, 6:19 pm
Oh dear god, say it ain’t so. A jailed rapist who is having problems getting it up is receiving penile erection treatment compliments of the Aussie taxpayers. Known as a serious sex offender, John P...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 11, 2009, 6:02 pm
Show us your teats! All hail Facebook, they have lifted the ban on advertising dairy. Milk, cheese, yogurt and ice cream,  along with gambling, tobacco, gasoline, prescription drugs and firearms  h...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 11, 2009, 5:31 pm
Oh my goodness, it appears we have a little trouble in a nursing home in Dartmouth, Massachusetts. A 98 year old woman has been accused of murdering her 100 year old roommate by placing a plastic bag ...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 11, 2009, 8:26 am
There is hope for us yet! Paddy Jones, a 75 year old British granny, has won the Spanish equivalent of Britain’s Got Talent by doing a little salsa, backflip, shimmy routine thingy. You go girl!...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 11, 2009, 7:57 am
OK, can the thieves who stole the corpse of former Cypriot president Tassos Papadopoulos please friggin return it ASAP. I don’t think I need to tell you how gross that is!
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 10, 2009, 9:50 pm
OK , why would anyone have a 2,400 ecstasy pill collection for starters ? An Amsterdam man, who spent 20 years collecting Ecstasy pills as a hobby, had a conscience attack and rang police when they we...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 10, 2009, 7:11 pm
I would like to plead innocent sir! WTF. A judge has allowed a $150 a day cosmetologist to come in daily to court to apply make-up to a man charged with murder because his face is covered with neo Na...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 8, 2009, 11:20 pm
OK, here’s the thing chemistry student from Kiev Polytechnic Institute, exploding chewing gum will blow your friggin face off…oh and kill you. Hmm, seems the 25 year old Russian student fr...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 8, 2009, 10:59 pm
Geez, that was close! Oh dear god, do you have to be told? Do not and I repeat do don’t pick up friggin roadkill bear remains off the sides of highways and roads in Florida, it’s illegal....
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 8, 2009, 10:13 pm
Ah shit! One friggin squirrel and the all the friggin lights in North Royalton, Ohio go out. The little bugger had got into the circuit breaker at the substation and zap, 9,000 households without pow...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 8, 2009, 10:01 pm
Come on Dada, hit him back ya wimp! A dad was slapped across the back of the head at a Brooklyn Heights Starbucks by another man because his baby was being cranky and crying in the stroller. Not news...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 8, 2009, 7:24 pm
Damn, Copenhagen was friggin left!!! What the? A friggin iceberg heading to Western Australia? The colossal chunk of ice is said to be 19km long and by 8km wide and 1700km from the coast. Hmm, geez, ...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 8, 2009, 6:34 pm
I Don't know, something about a potato peeler! Sheez, if you going to stab your ex lover with something does it have to be with a kitchen implement, or three? OMG, a Dundee mom, Stacey Smith, had...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 8, 2009, 6:21 pm
Boo! WTF, a 100 year old pedophile is being released from jail! You have got to be kidding me. Theodore A. Sypnier is a century old and said to be just as dangerous as the day he was put behind bars ...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 8, 2009, 1:32 pm
Hmm, does Tiger send a get well soon card?
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 8, 2009, 9:07 am
Leave me alone, bitch! Some Chinese man has signed a contract with his wife allowing her to beat him up only once a week. Hmm, evidently Mr Zhang married a kung fu loving woman who was quite willing ...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 8, 2009, 8:02 am
Air! Air! I need air! Oh for goodness sakes friggin smugglers, stop putting reptiles in your jocks, it doesn’t work. Hans Kubus from Germany is the latest idiot to try and get past authorities ...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 5, 2009, 6:47 am
Geez, Soldiers Memorial Hospital in Middleton, Novia Scotia you’re a bit harsh. An elderly woman, who drove her 81 year old husband to the hospital after he suffered a heart attack, went inside ...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 5, 2009, 5:50 am
WTF Bok! WTF Bok!WTF Bok! Holy Big Mac Batman, a car bomb has gone off next to KFC in Peshawar, Pakistan. Yes, that’s right, Colonel Sanders has outlets friggin everywhere! Latest reports are t...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 5, 2009, 4:05 am
OK boys, it probably sounded  like a good idea at the time but building a friggin homemade locomotive out of crap such as garden furniture and then taking it for a spin on the Erfut railway lines in ...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 5, 2009, 3:19 am
Martin Rouse has lost his job at Sudbury Upper School in Suffolk and banned from working in 357 schools by the Suffolk County Council. His crime? Stripping to his waist in front of 30, 14 years old st...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 5, 2009, 12:59 am
OMG, this is hilarious for all the wrong reasons!!! Harmonia is more like a one trick pony, despite what Brittani is telling us! That horse knows Jack!
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 4, 2009, 9:48 pm
No, no, no, how many times have I told you not set off firework/pyrotechnic rockets inside a nightclub, people? Geez, now there are over 100 people dead and many more injured in Perm, Russia. The Lame...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 4, 2009, 8:34 pm
RIP Another WWE wrestler has died. Umaga (Eddie Fatu) was found by his wife in their home in Houston in front of the TV with blood coming out of his nose and no longer breathing . Despite being resus...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 4, 2009, 7:19 pm
Sometimes it is in the best interest of your company not to put a cloud tag on your customer support forum.
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 4, 2009, 6:46 pm
How did she do that? A woman from Sioux Falls, Iowa has been accused of shoplifting 418 items out of the Lewis Drug Store. Hmm, she must have had big friggin pockets! Police say she took several trip...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 4, 2009, 6:39 pm
And now for something completely different. A man from Guatemala has been arrested for trying to smuggle a cocaine stuffed chicken through a checkpoint at Dulles International airport in Virginia. Hmm...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 3, 2009, 10:33 am
OK, we had cute kitty now lets have dumbassed cats doing dumbassed things…roll it…
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 3, 2009, 10:06 am
OMG, no honey, that's not a Wiggles video! Want a nice wedding but simply can’t afford it? Well why not do what Lisa Brand and Tommy Barnes from Macclesfield, Cheshire, have done, star in a...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 3, 2009, 9:30 am
OK one more time people, do not, and I repeat do not, fill out a job application and then proceed to steal stuff (you go to another friggin store for that!). Look, I have been over this again and agai...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 3, 2009, 2:35 am
Doh, I can't remember what I told them! Suicide? Murder? Suicide? Murder? Hmm, when a doctor suddenly dies of salad poisoning after spilling the beans about protesters being tortured in IranR...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 3, 2009, 1:41 am
This would have to be the cutest little kitty you’ll see all day. Surprise!
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
Breaking News in Sport – Just released,  Elin Nordegren used a wedge on hubby’s car. For those of you who are golf virgins and are unfamiliar with clubs, a wedge is usually used  to get ...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 2, 2009, 7:09 pm
Of all the dumbass ideas. A man who is so friggin obsessed with crisps  has…wait for it…changed his name by deed poll to Mr Monster Munch. The man formerly known as Chris Hunt starts his ...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 2, 2009, 6:46 pm
All men watch porn says Montreal scientists. Der!!!! When the scientists at the University of Montreal conducted a study on men who had never viewed pornography, they couldn’t find any! Surprise...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 2, 2009, 6:23 pm
OK, here’s the thing Marilyn Cole, headbutting and pissing on a Wal-Mart security guard is gonna get you a friggin date with the law. The would-be Wal-Mart thief had just nicked some make-up and...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Dec 2, 2009, 5:59 pm
Don't go friggin near him! WTF Houston? A Texas Department of Criminal Justice inmate, being transported between jails, has managed to pull out a gun, hijack the van, steal one of the officerR...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Nov 23, 2009, 5:27 am
Where is Harry Connick Jr when you need him? I posted this clip a long time ago but I thought it was time to have another little airing.
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Nov 23, 2009, 3:38 am
Here’s one to tell the grandkids, Chris Richard is in hospital nursing his wounds after a 1.5m nasty assed roo tried to drown him and his blue healer Rocky. It all started after the two were wal...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Nov 23, 2009, 1:39 am
OK, here’s the thing people of Charleston, when you buy a brand spanking new Maytag dryer don’t be placing it anywhere near the old washing machine you kicked to the curb because odds are ...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Nov 22, 2009, 9:24 pm
Oh crap, imagine tracking down your biological parents only to discover your dad is Charles Manson? No seriously that’s got to suck. Hmm, well that’s what happened to Matthew Roberts. Ooh ...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Nov 22, 2009, 8:31 pm
The best reason to join a school band ever. Bless you Ray’s Midbell Music for showing me the light.I am going to get myself a tuba right this minute so I too can blow. Psst Symbol girl looks mi...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Nov 22, 2009, 8:19 pm
Want a haircut for $2 ? Have I got a unlicensed salon for you. Try Salt Lake Community College Barbering and Cosmetology School they specialize in Mormon haircuts….what could possibly go wrong?
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Nov 22, 2009, 7:48 pm
Don't worry he can't hear you! OMG. Rom Houben, who doctors thought was in a vegetative state for 23 years were wrong, he was conscious the whole friggin time, he just couldn’t move. Ho...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Nov 22, 2009, 6:57 pm
Here’s the thing SAL9000, marrying your virtual girlfriend is only going to end in tears. You know the honeymoon will soon be over, she’ll eventually find another a virtual animated charac...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Nov 22, 2009, 6:26 pm
It ain't Dawkins but he raises some interesting points! In one of the most bizarre rare book finds in Britain, a first edition of Charles Darwin’s On the Origin of Species has been discover...
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Tanya Izzard posted an article on The Friggin Loon - Nov 22, 2009, 9:34 am
OMG, an 18 year old South African man has been kidnapped by three sex starved women in Chitungwiza and raped in a cathedral. The lucky unlucky man was on an errand to a shopping centre when he was bun...
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