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Desi celebs rocking pink Cadillacs way before Paris Hilton

tazeen j. posted an article on - Feb 7, 2012, 12:58 am
Way before Paris Hilton was even born, there was a Pakistani celebrity who was rocking Cheetah print and a pink Cadillac. Keeping her company is another uber cool desi Meera Syal (apart from our very obvious desiness, Meera and I have the same Alma mater hence my obvious soft spot for her). &...
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All you wanted to know about Difa-e-Pakistan Council but were too afraid to ask

tazeen j. posted an article on - Feb 3, 2012, 12:23 pm
One cannot be faulted for assuming that Difa-e-Pakistan Council comprise of officials of defence ministry, four star generals and decorated admirals who wish to ponder over the defense needs of the country and make major strategic decisions. To find out that it...
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It is never about education

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jan 28, 2012, 4:33 am
It has been almost two years since the Eighteenth Amendment was passed by the National Assembly of Pakistan and all children aged between five to 16 years have not only gained the right to not only access, but also to demand free education, in case it is not provided. H...
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The buffoonery of Shahbaz Sharif

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jan 27, 2012, 6:48 am
The buffoonery of PML-N leadership is well documented in Pakistani media but the Mian Shahbaz Sharif’s interview last night with Javed Chaudhry was so gallactically stupid, it makes one want to cry – literally.  ...
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Mansoor Ijaz: International Man of Mystery

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jan 21, 2012, 2:49 am
Move over Austin Powers, here is the new International Man of Mystery Mansoor Ijaz has been declared the most envied man in Pakistan according to the latest survey. The poll was conducted among married urban men aged 28-46 and they all agree that Mansoor Ijaz is indeed the lu...
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Somebody save Shahid Afridi

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jan 20, 2012, 7:54 am
If you are an advertiser trying to sell any product in Pakistan, what should be on your wish list? If you are smart and want to make your life easy, you would want Shahid Afridi as your brand ambas...
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Another foul murder; RIP Mukarram Khan

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jan 18, 2012, 1:41 am
On my way back home last evening, I received a text from my colleague that Mukarram Sahab has been shot and was taken to a hospital in Peshawar.  So stunned was I with the news that I did not realize when the signal turned green and only moved when...
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Land of rumour and hyperbole

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jan 14, 2012, 4:13 am
They say there is no business like show business. The case of Pakistan, however, is a tad different and here there is no business like news business. Take any newspaper for instance; the front page would be full of statements, rhetoric, hearsay and guess work. There is hardly...
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Because jumping the ship is en vogue

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jan 13, 2012, 6:33 am
In an innovative move yesterday, PPP co-chair and President of Pakistan Mr Asif Ali Zardari announced that he is switching parties and has now joined Mr Imran Khan's Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaaf. While the general public is baffled and speculators are speculating...
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More equal than others in death

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jan 6, 2012, 2:26 pm
In the wake of the cross-border Nato attack in November that killed 24 Pakistani soldiers in Salala, the whole country was up in arms against the aggression of the allied forces. From the political parties to lawyers associations, from banned militant outfi...
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Why fantastical will always win against rational in Pakistan

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jan 4, 2012, 8:12 am
With Salmaan Taseer’s first death anniversary approaching, people started talking about that incident again and one of the strangest stories, validating the murder, came from a LUMS graduate (I, of course, do not mean to shame ...
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Dr Babar Awan - What's not to like?

tazeen j. posted an article on - Dec 31, 2011, 3:14 am
The twittervesre is outraged at Dr Babar Awan, not because he had one of his usual bouts of tweeting with caps lock on, but because he was awarded the post of Vice President of Pakistan People’s Party. I can’t understand the animosity his appointment has garnered...
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Pedaling obscurantism

tazeen j. posted an article on - Dec 26, 2011, 7:58 am
In  Shahzeb Khanzada’s program on Express News Imran Khan, in response to a question raised by a young woman, said that if his party forms the government, they will not dictate how women should dress up. When I saw that I was quite p...
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Reminiscing about the good ol' times and doing more

tazeen j. posted an article on - Oct 21, 2011, 7:07 am
US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reiterated the old message of doing more while meeting the Pakistani state officials here on Friday. In addition to 'doing more' she wanted Pakistan to 'squeeze the Haqqani network' from the border areas. As if 'doing more' was not an odd request to begin ...
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Moenjodaro for DHA?

tazeen j. posted an article on - Oct 18, 2011, 2:55 am
The bad news of the day – and we get plenty of bad news everyday here in Pakistan – is that we do not have enough funds to preserve Moenjodaro. Super sad news, I know. When I read this one out loud, there was a collective aww...
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Our parliamentarians and other animals

tazeen j. posted an article on - Oct 14, 2011, 3:27 am
The first time I noticed Abid Sher Ali was when he made Farrah Dogar the most famous/notorious high schooler in Pakistan. As the chair of National Assembly’s standing committee on education, he went anal about her being awarded a few extra points in he...
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And the propaganda lives on

tazeen j. posted an article on - Oct 7, 2011, 7:56 am
Who said propaganda died with Dr Goebbels? This is one picture that is doing rounds on social networking websites these days. The premise of the photograph  is that Mian Nawaz Shareef is meeting Dengue victims with a mask on his fac...
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All you wanted to know about General Kiyani's cigarettes but were afraid to ask

tazeen j. posted an article on - Sep 30, 2011, 3:49 am
Because I am slightly odd, I have friends who also veer in the same direction and the conversations we have are also of not you garden or average variety. Last night AB and I were having a random chat session and she came up with a c...
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Imran Khan's spiritual experiences and my nani's psychic abilities

tazeen j. posted an article on - Sep 27, 2011, 3:22 pm
Though I have no intention of either buying or reading Imran Khan’s book “Pakistan – A personal History” the translated excerpts published in the Sunday Magzine of Daily Express are ...
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South is flooded and the rest of Pakistan does not care

tazeen j. posted an article on - Sep 21, 2011, 3:33 am
Back in 2005 when the earthquake hit Northern part of Pakistan, we witnessed what was perhaps the biggest humanitarian aid effort taken up by Pakistanis. People from all over the country including Diasporas living in other parts of the world contributed to relief an...
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Are we celebrating Aafia Day now?

tazeen j. posted an article on - Sep 18, 2011, 10:48 am
Along with Iqbal Day, Kashmir Day, Defence Day and what not; Jamat-e-Islami celebrated Aafia Day on September 16th this year. Pasted below is the flyer that was circulated online. What's most fascinating is that apart from being proclaimed as one of the leading scientists of Pakistan (she has ...
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Blaming the victim: modus operandi of the religious right

tazeen j. posted an article on - Sep 15, 2011, 1:34 am
Earlier this week, TV presenter Fareeha Idrees (she is kinda irrelevant generally, her star shone briefly when she managed to get the first post world cup Afridi Interview) said that Altaf Hussain and Zulfi Mirza are responsible for floods in Sindh. Now we all know that B...
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Rock stars of the new millennium

tazeen j. posted an article on - Sep 8, 2011, 5:31 pm
Yesterday, I participated in a BBC radio program on Tenth anniversary of 9/11 and later attended a session on Granta’s latest issue “Granta 116: Ten Years Later” where events since 9/11 were discussed and how the world has changed...
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Killings and kidnappings: a day in the life of a Pakistani

tazeen j. posted an article on - Aug 26, 2011, 3:54 am
While driving in Rawalpindi yesterday, I came across a series of wall chalking on Tulsa Road demanding the release of Mumtaz Qadri, the infamous murderer of one Salmaan Taseer. I was kinda sad with all things wrong with this country where people not onl...
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Would Fashionistas against Taliban approve?

tazeen j. posted an article on - Aug 11, 2011, 2:01 pm
Earlier this year, Shahid Afridi (yes the former captain of the national cricket team and part time clothing retailer) announced the launch of ladies clothing line. Earlier this month he launched his label Widyaan and now he is out with it.  ...
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Is machismo Muslim?

tazeen j. posted an article on - Aug 1, 2011, 1:31 pm
I attended a dinner last night where everyone was discussing cricket and the performance of English batsmen. Bell, Pietersen and Morgan played beautifully and Matt Prior challenged the Indian bowling attack to the max and reminded us of Pietersen or Ponting on a goo...
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Hermaphrodites under fatwa fire

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jul 31, 2011, 2:34 pm
If you think Saudis and Pakistanis have some kind of hegemony over issuing crazy ass fatwas, you have another think coming. Malaysians are not far off the mark.   After bringing all Muslim males, females and children under the purview of rel...
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Halalness much?

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jul 22, 2011, 3:52 pm
If the marketing gurus trying to make a few gazillion dollars off the religious sentimentality are to be believed, there weren’t any good Muslim a couple of decades back. People used to eat food, deposit and draw money in the banks, eat chips, drink cola, wash their hair and no one’s faith...
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Some sights of Karachi

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jul 19, 2011, 12:54 pm
I was looking for something else and found these photographs that I took last year when I got lost on my way back from the beach. These pictures are taken in parts of Orangi Town and SITE and tells us the story about another Karachi which does not get mentioned a lot in the press. ...
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Pontificating on Jersey Shore

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jul 8, 2011, 8:11 am
Come October, University of Chicago is organizing a proper conference on – hold your breath – ‘Jersey Shore’. The speakers include academics on popular media and people from gawker.com. The call for papers include some interesting topics su...
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BOL: a parallel universe where panchvi paas girls rule

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jul 7, 2011, 1:14 pm
Everyone, their wives, five kids and dogs have already seen the film BOL so I decided to follow suit and headed towards the only decent cinema in the twin cities of Islamabad and Rawalpindi. The cinema was packed and the queue was long but my friend and I were lucky enough to ge...
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LGBT rights, brought to you by Uncle Sam

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jul 3, 2011, 6:46 pm
So the United States Embassy hosted first ever LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual &transgender) Pride Celebration in Islamabad last week and somehow it ended up being the front page news in Jang’s Rawalpindi edition.  According to the press release issued by the embassy, the event demonstrated continue...
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You want a picture? With me?

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jun 24, 2011, 9:51 am
When I was asked to attend Pakistan’s first ever social media summit earlier this month, I jumped to it. Because not only it gave me a chance to visit the old country (for me, Karachi would always be old country), it also gave me the opportunity to meet some old friends and make some ...
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The space for secularism in the national narrative

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jun 22, 2011, 12:36 pm
Pakistan is a strange country; the people who garner maximum news coverage are often shady. If January was the month of Mumtaz Qadri, then February and March definitely belonged to Raymond Davis and the man who hogged all the headlines across the globe in May was Osama Bin Laden. Last but not the le...
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Our cataclysmic descent into chaos

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jun 13, 2011, 3:33 pm
  Yet another young man lost his life in what has become a norm in Pakistan – extrajudicial killings – and chances are that like previous incidents of such killings, the perpetrators of this crime will go free as well. It is not just a random speculation of a bitter citizen, th...
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Rehman Malik is not alone ...

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jun 10, 2011, 4:18 am
For those who flinch every time Rehman Malik makes an outrageous statement like terrorists being some kind of celestial beings in Star Wars (or was it Star Trek) sartorial finery, flinch no more as other government officials make gaffes at par with his proclamations. We already have Donald Rumsfield...
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Because concubines are all halal

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jun 8, 2011, 11:43 am
Every now and then, a woman politician in a Muslim country will rise and say things more misogynist than  most vile male chauvinists, to score points with their counterparts who want women off the roads, schools and public space in general. Last year it was our polygamy champion Ms Sam...
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The heavenly orgy

tazeen j. posted an article on - Jun 1, 2011, 5:43 pm
This heavenly orgy fantasy …. .... was brought to you by a maulana near you. Being a woman, I was never subjected to a Friday sermon (women don’t go to masjids in South Asians countries like Pakistan, India and Bangladesh). I have heard many a tales about the kind of hate mongering...
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Things we learned from the Wikileaks Pakistan cables

tazeen j. posted an article on - May 22, 2011, 3:44 am
Most people do not know that the Baboons living in South Africa barter their food. They exchange a banana for a bag of crisps they steal from an unsuspecting tourist. Just like those baboons, Pakistan’s rent seeking elite barters power and privilege. Unlike baboons, who barter among t...
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You can face it all when you have friends like that ...

tazeen j. posted an article on - May 20, 2011, 9:29 am
This post is dedicated to my friend P, who has been most thoughtful, esp. when it mattered most, would always say the right things to cheer me up and have been generally a great guy. Earlier today, he and I were bitching about how some people – who in our opinion are not as bright as...
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Is it the same Pakistan I grew up in?

tazeen j. posted an article on - May 16, 2011, 3:01 am
Is it just me or are there others who are facing the same dilemma as I do? Am I living in the same Pakistan that I have always lived in or is it some other country?Now don’t get me wrong, it is the same country where rapists are released by the superior courts, where an enormous number...
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so have you lucked out on the sibling department?

tazeen j. posted an article on - May 11, 2011, 6:46 am
I mean seriously. I have no respect for people who either try to live off their siblings or try to get famous because of their siblings. Ordinarily, no one would’ve hired Atif Aslam’s brother to wash their windows. But because his brother is a pop star, he not only gets to keep 10% of his famou...
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Social networking is a bitch

tazeen j. posted an article on - Apr 30, 2011, 4:00 pm
Social networking is a bitch. There, I said it.Let’s admit it. Most of us have a facebook account with around a couple of hundred friends, but we really stay in touch with a few. The rest are there to provide us with a reality check that our paychecks are tiny, our lives are grey and o...
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Why the brouhaha over the royal wedding?

tazeen j. posted an article on - Apr 29, 2011, 4:46 am
A guy with a receding hairline is getting married to his college sweetheart with 2000 guests in attendance. What’s the big deal? It is the story of most well heeled follically challenged men in this part of the world. All you need is a large extended family, two older married siblings...
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Is it PR, is it pimping or is it fraud?

tazeen j. posted an article on - Apr 22, 2011, 7:01 am
A friend and I have always dreamed about opening up a PR firm where we would provide top of the shelf consultancy on rebranding, lifestyle public relations, crisis public relations, running PR campaigns to influence policymaking and creating a personal brand and image makeovers for politicia...
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Overheard in Islamabad

tazeen j. posted an article on - Apr 1, 2011, 12:34 am
Yes, it’s been over a day and I am still going through the cricket hangover. I won’t go into the result or what might have happened if we did this or that. I just want to share a couple of gems that I overheard in the match screening I went to on March 30th. When Sehwag was cl...
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Bromances and brokeback !

tazeen j. posted an article on - Mar 28, 2011, 3:04 pm
So Cricinfo tweeted this photo with a “So much love in the Pakistan team” caption earlier today. and the Pakistani twitteratti responded with this photo saying what about this one? Pakistani tweeples thought that the picture with Ajmal and Akhtar was more ...
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What's a pressure cooker, we live in Pakistan

tazeen j. posted an article on - Mar 27, 2011, 5:40 am
Back in 2006, my friends and I went to National stadium Karachi to see a match between West Indies and Pakistan. Though it had nothing to do with the match, for every Boom Boom poster we’ve made, we made one that said Darryl Hair Sucks. For cricket fans in Pakistan, umpire Darryl Hai...
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Two is company ...

tazeen j. posted an article on - Mar 1, 2011, 3:19 pm
For the first time in a very long time, our cricket team looks united and act like a team – considering the fact that we still have elements like Kakmal, it’s a feat. There is no news of factions or back biting and as rumor has it, all is well in the dressing room. Even the captaincy debate did ...
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