The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Feb 6, 2012, 9:56 pm
Of all the "Super Bowl" commercials, this one seems to be getting the most attention...I get the point of the pro-America, we can dust ourselves off, and turn this shit around...That's great...But I also have a couple issues with this bullshit...(Of course I do!) One, the people all in love with Cli...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Feb 6, 2012, 4:17 pm
I'm here not just to defend Tom Brady, but also to make sure people know, that Eric Wilbur, of the Boston Globe is a twat! After Brady and the Patriots lost the "Super Bowl", Wilbur had THIS to say... Did you read it? Go fucking read it! Holy shit, does this guy got some serious personal issues wit...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Feb 5, 2012, 11:44 pm
Yeah, shut it...I don't want to hear it...I'm sick of it already... No, I'm not talking about the fact that Saturday night, I got together with a few beers and posted a blog with my "Super Bowl" prediction...My prediction that the Patriots would blow out the Giants...Yeah, I'm sick of hearing about ...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Feb 5, 2012, 12:51 am
Yep, Tom Brady is going to get a fourth one... It's been a long time since we had a blow-out "Super Bowl"...Well, it's time to end that...A bunch of the talking heads are getting on the Giants train..."They have a better defense."..."They're more balanced."..."Eli is playing great."...They're in lov...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Feb 1, 2012, 10:18 pm
Believe in what!?! Shitty owners...Front offices run by idiots...Year after year of losing...Mother fucker I'm tired of people calling Cleveland, Believeland... Just a week ago, a PR douche from the Indians went on 92.3 "The Fan" and told the morning show, that Indians owner, Cheap-Bastard Dolan won...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Jan 29, 2012, 9:49 pm
All I can hear in my head is, "I come from a land down under!" Or did Men at Work mean cum!?! So the NFL had their "Pro-Bowl" and the NHL had their "All-Star" game this weekend...Love hockey and football but "All-Star" games are crap...The NHL skills competition can be fun to watch, but I'm losing i...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Jan 23, 2012, 9:07 pm
The Boston Bruins went to the White House to meet the President, as all Championship teams do...But Tim Thomas decided to decline the invite saying... “I believe the Federal government has grown out of control, threatening the Rights, Liberties, and Property of the People. This is being done at th...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Jan 22, 2012, 9:23 pm
So, Friday night I wrote about being in a SLUMP...Well thankfully this weekend brought plenty to write about...Starting with the Patriots moving onto the "Super Bowl" after beating the Baltimore Ravens 23-20...It was a pretty good game, but it was clear that Tom Brady didn't look right/comfortable a...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Jan 20, 2012, 10:02 pm
Even Sparty has to hit a "Slumpbuster" sometimes! Yes, I've been in a writing slump...So this is me trying to write my way out of it...My Monday Post did great numbers, but I wasn't happy with what I wrote...It was carried by the two pics in it, and the quality Bill Burr rant, and closed with the cu...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Jan 15, 2012, 10:14 pm
Well, I said it last week...No way Jesus Tebow was going to beat the Patriots...That's right, Timmy Tebow is a mortal...Kneel before the almighty Tom Brady! Now I didn't get to see all the game...I was indulging in some fine beer and old memories, and making some new ones, with some old friends from...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Jan 13, 2012, 11:12 pm
Fucking Tim Tebow...He's got everyone going...Including Bill Burr...Take it away Bill... Later, The Beeze.
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Jan 12, 2012, 12:03 am
First, let me start by saying this...The blurred boxes over these guys cocks, is being very generous... Second, am I the only person not shocked by this? News broke Wednesday that there was pictures and video of U.S. Marines pissing on some insurgents they took out...Seriously, I just assumed that o...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Jan 8, 2012, 10:20 pm
Yeah, Pittsburgh, Jesus hates you!!! Sunday in a battle of his demons and better angels, Jesus picked his side...St. Tebow's side! Holy shit, it's like God reached down, and loaned Timmy boy his son Jesus' arm...All the sudden kid could sling it...Of course he was down there helping the defense agai...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Jan 3, 2012, 11:38 pm
Seriously, look at that orange bastard...Every year ABC has Dick Clark ,and his moosh mouth, propped up like another sequel to "Weekend at Bernie's"...This shit is ridiculous...Since his stroke a number of years ago, Dick has struggled with the countdown...Shit, he's struggled to talk, but it's his ...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Jan 1, 2012, 11:16 pm
Yep, Time to break out that 2012 Rosie Jones Calendar! It's 2012 and where the fuck is my Jetson's flying car!?! I guess we haven't advanced as much as people thought we would...Now before I wave goodbye to 2011, I just want to say this...New Year's Eve, on Twitter and Facebook, lots of people were ...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Dec 25, 2011, 10:22 pm
Now that says Merry Christmas! And I need to something like that...This is the part of Christmas I hate...It's over...All the planning, and all the work...The cooking...Then poof, it's over...Christmas night I'll be up late watching "Christmas Vacation" and any other Christmas movie that's on late.....
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Dec 22, 2011, 11:12 pm
I'm sitting here in Cleveland, dreaming of a white Christmas, that won't be coming...The weather being completely messed up this year, has Cleveland feeling like Seattle...It's rained all week long, with high temps in the upper 40's and low 50's...It feels odd to me, and it's throwing my Holiday spi...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Dec 20, 2011, 11:11 pm
Unreal...It seems we can't go a couple weeks without some public figure in the sports world being outed for being a kid toucher...I saw it on DEADSPIN today that this fat ass Philadelphia Daily News Sports Columnist made a habit of getting his creep on with kids...Family members' kids, friends of hi...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Dec 18, 2011, 10:57 pm
Well Merry Christmas! So this past week I went silent...I haven't posted a blog since last Monday Moaning...I did little on Twitter or Facebook...Just needed a bit of a break...Plus it's been busy here...These couple weeks are busy at the Fish House, so I've been trying to get more sleep instead of ...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The Beeze's Tales From the Fish House - Nov 26, 2011, 11:49 pm
Okay, for a few years now, I've been of the mindset of, "Fuck Melt!" Over=priced, over-hyped grilled cheese, served by a bunch of douchebags that thing they are too good to be waiting on you... Well, after tonight, my mind has not been changed at all...Fuck these fucking cock sucking douchebags! A...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Oct 31, 2011, 10:29 pm
It's time...Time for me to sit you down, and tell you what needs to be said...I'm not the only one...There are a few guys on the new 92.3 "The Fan" that feel the same...But I don't know how many people are listening to the channel that use to be the best music station in Cleveland, and is now sports...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Oct 30, 2011, 11:39 pm
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of Halloween...Although I do like that it has turned into more of a look like a slut day! I never liked it much as a kid, and even had a few of my younger years, where I just didn't go trick or treating...I tried to go along with the flow a few more times, but I just never bo...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Oct 23, 2011, 7:37 pm
Alright, before we get to my weekend, which wasn't the best...Let's recap last week...In case you missed my blogs through the week, well I guess I should have expected the weekend to go bad too...It started Tuesday with my rage for what happened in CHINA ... Then I had my view on this PINK trend...T...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Oct 21, 2011, 12:15 am
Then don't let idiotic, suicidal, nut-jobs own 56 Wild (exotic) Animals... If you some how missed it, HERE'S the story... Now I heard too many people that were pissed off at the Police for shooting these animals...You're right dummies, there's a tiger roaming the streets, I'll just give it a hug, an...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Oct 20, 2011, 10:51 pm
I'm pretty sure this post won't be popular, but hey, when have I cared about that? Let me make it clear before I get into this...I AM NOT PRO-BREAST CANCER! I love breasts too damn much for that! I'm not Pro-Cancer in any form...That would just be stupid...Okay... Now, remember the good old days whe...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Oct 19, 2011, 11:27 pm
Monday I spoke of my disgust with the Browns, but I blew past it...So lets get into what has been happening... Pat Shurmur was brought in as the new head coach...Another dope who has never been a head coach...Great! Oh, and he decided to not hire an Offensive Coordinator...He's doing that too...He u...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Oct 18, 2011, 11:23 pm
That is 2 year old Yue Yue...While she is being kept alive, it is rumored that she is brain dead...That's what happens when a 2 year old is run over by two vans, and 18 people pass by, and do nothing to help her...18 people, and most looked at her,and kept going...18 people... I saw a video linked v...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Oct 16, 2011, 11:07 pm
Here we are again...Monday comes so quickly, and there are often a ton of things in the sports world to write about...This week, I will touch on a couple of things in sports but then I'm moving on...This blog is going to be focused on my Friday night...But first... Everyone knows, I'm no Auto Racing...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Oct 13, 2011, 12:15 am
So LeBron James made that tweet on October 11th...Really asshole, you're gonna just up and play football...This jackass just can't stand not having his name out there in the media...So he's gotta stir up some bullshit... Then stupid ass Pete Carroll has to feed his ego by tweeting this photo to LeBr...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Oct 12, 2011, 11:14 pm
I know this blog may be late since the release of "Catching Hell" but I wanted to give it a couple viewings...I have to say, Fuck Chicago! I grew up a Cubs fan...I'd get home from school and watch Cubs games with my dad...Ryne Sandberg became my favorite player...I loved watching him and Shawon Duns...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Oct 9, 2011, 11:25 pm
So, here we are again...Another Monday, and what do I have to talk about...Thursday night I had a bunch of stuff in my head, and posted my SCATTERBRAINED thoughts...This post may be like that... This weekend could be the known as the weekend of chokes...Yeah, some one tell A-Roid you can't swing the...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Oct 6, 2011, 9:51 pm
Okay, so I have a few things running around in my head...First, let's get into this stupid fucker Brett Favre...The other day he decided to go on the radio and give Aaron Rogers a back-handed compliment...Saying that the last Packers team he was a part of, was "The Best team I had ever been on"...So...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Oct 4, 2011, 10:58 pm
It's been awhile since we leaned on Bill Burr for some sports coverage, but lets be honest...The usual talking heads on ESPN and on Sports Talk Radio can get really tired...Sometimes it's better to get the view of an everyday, ordinary, regular guy...Who just happens to be a comic, and does a podcas...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Oct 2, 2011, 9:45 pm
Yep, it was Birthday Weekend here at the Beeze Household...Friday was mine, and then Sunday was the Little Beeze's Birthday Bash...You can read all about Friday's events, RIGHT_HERE...Then Saturday, Mrs. Beeze took me out for an amazing DINNER! Then Sunday came along...For the second year, we had th...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The Beeze's Tales From the Fish House - Oct 2, 2011, 12:43 am
That folks, is what I had for dinner Saturday Night! That is the Long Bone Veal Chop, Pounded, Breaded & Baked...Topped with Tomato Coulis, Arugula and Balsamic Vinaigrette...And it was amazing... The wife had decided to take me out for a nice dinner for my birthday...Read my PREVIOUS_POST for the B...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Oct 1, 2011, 11:58 pm
That folks, is what I had for dinner Saturday Night! That is the Long Bone Veal Chop, Pounded, Breaded & Baked...Topped with Tomato Coulis, Arugula and Balsamic Vinaigrette...And it was amazing... The wife had decided to take me out for a nice dinner for my birthday...Read my PREVIOUS_POST for the B...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Sep 30, 2011, 11:09 pm
Well, today was my birthday, and once again, I didn't get a Gibson Trini-Lopez...Mrs. Beeze just isn't willing to drop $3,000 on a hobby for me...Oh well! But seriously, birthdays don't mean a whole lot to me at this point...Birthdays are for kids...Although I did enjoy all the birthday wishes I got...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Sep 29, 2011, 10:28 pm
What, you don't know about the Honey Badger!?! "Honey Badger don't give a shit!" Just ask Randall... Like I said, he's a Bad-Ass! Later, the Beeze.
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Sep 29, 2011, 8:27 pm
In case you didn't hear, life-long Browns fan, Rob Stipe was ejected from his seat in the Dawg Pound, at Cleveland Browns Stadium, for standing! Yes, people complained that he was standing too much... Crap like this started when the Browns came back and the new stadium was build...Some one decided t...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Sep 27, 2011, 11:51 pm
That's right Tebow...ESPN has a new golden boy, and his name is Tony Romo...After Monday night's game, suddenly Tony Romo can do no wrong...Every Mike, Mike, Scott, Chris, Linda, and everyone else at ESPN is swinging on Romo's nuts... Yes, Romo played with his cracked-up ribs, and banged up lung...H...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Sep 25, 2011, 9:50 pm
Well, that's the best thing I've seen all weekend! Seriously, the past week pretty much sucked...Wednesday night the Little Beeze started getting sick...Fever, cough, congestion...We kept him away from the baby, and our oldest daughter...Because if she gets sick, she gets it ten times worse then any...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Sep 21, 2011, 11:25 pm
That should work! -So the NFL is trying to flex it's nuts again...Apparently they have sent out a memo to all 32 teams stating that if players continue to fake injuries, there's gonna be hell to pay...Talk of suspensions, fines, and possible loss of draft picks... Who cares that this is something th...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Sep 18, 2011, 9:57 pm
Well it's Monday again, and it's time for another dose of Moaning...First off, this week I'm not as grumpy as I was last week...Thanks to Notre Dame not shitting the bed Saturday! You can read about that HERE... Then there was the Browns...Coming off of an embarrassing loss to the Bengals, and rolli...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Sep 17, 2011, 10:53 pm
And right there above is one of the keys to their success...Cornerback, Robert Blanton, who has been one of the defense's most consistent players this season, had a hell of a game against Michigan State...Blanton had 6 tackles, 3 for a loss, 1 sack, 3 passes broken up, and an interception her return...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Sep 14, 2011, 10:49 pm
I'll start by saying, I've always like Tedy Bruschi...Guy was a hard-working, hard-nosed, cock-strong, football player...Although if it wasn't for playing with the Patriots, I doubt he would have been as successful as he was... and now in his post-playing career, I think he does alright as an analys...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Sep 13, 2011, 10:03 pm
Shockingly, this post isn't about Ron Jaworski saying "shit" during Monday nights telecast of the Patriots/Dolphins game...I'm annoyed so many people are bothered by that...Worse shit is said on TV all the time...Besides that, the guy had an honest moment, where he seemed to forget he was doing a br...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Sep 11, 2011, 10:30 pm
No, this week we won't be starting off the post with a hottie...We'll start with Lady Liberty watching over the Ground Zero, and the construction of the Freedom Tower...I remember every detail from that day...From the moment I woke up, through falling asleep with the TV on late that night...We make ...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Sep 4, 2011, 9:36 pm
Wow! Two weeks in a row Mother Nature has been causing trouble, and gives me an excuse to post a pic of some tastiness in the rain! Not that I need much of an excuse! So the weather caused some issues at the Notre Dame game, but the weather gets no credit for the disgrace that took place ...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Sep 1, 2011, 11:46 pm
I figure I better get this done since the Irish kick off their season Saturday...And in case you don't know, that guy above, Manti Te'o is going to be a big factor again this year... Te'o, (133 tackles last season) leads a Notre Dame defense that showed steady improvement throughout last ...
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The BEEZE posted an article on The BEEZEWAX - Aug 30, 2011, 11:41 pm
Well I guess it's true, of idiot, lard-ass, piece of shit parents too! Now before I get into it...Relax Texas...I'm not shitting on all of you...Just these bastards...I have friends in Texas, and I know not everyone there are child-killing assholes, or stupid governors, who don't believe ...
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