Topman Fatchav

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That monkey Mantamperingson

Topman Fatchav posted an article on - Nov 15, 2009, 7:46 am
Wot is wrong wiv that monkey Mantamperingson??? Anyway. Fatchav till the day I die. (Or get a gastric Band) ascei8gdu9
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Tony Blah is an evil cahnt

Topman Fatchav posted an article on - Nov 1, 2009, 1:39 pm
So Tony Blah finks ‘e’s gonna be El Presidente of the United States of Europe. Wot a facckin’ wanker. I told me old lady this wos wot ‘e wos aimin’ for 10 year back. Sh...
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Beer is good for you!

Topman Fatchav posted an article on - Oct 2, 2009, 9:21 am
Nah ‘ere’s the good news. Beer is good for you!!! Nah, I dahn’t just mean cos you can get mad-dogged on a can of Tennents Special at 8:30 in the morning while you’re waiting f...
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Girning Clown is on the Jimmy Hills

Topman Fatchav posted an article on - Sep 28, 2009, 7:36 am
So Girning Clown is on the Jimmy Hills. A few eckies here, a bit of e there, maybe some prozac to dull the pain of havin’ that great girnin’ face. Tell ya wot. It would explain a shitload ...
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Stumpie Fishpaste releases mass murderer

Topman Fatchav posted an article on - Aug 21, 2009, 5:08 am
Mad Mickey MacMental was ragin’ this morning dahn the Borough Market. He was givin’ it this an’ givin’ it that an’ goin’, well, mental. There was loose fruit flyin&...
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aw Jock Tamson's bairns

Topman Fatchav posted an article on - Aug 10, 2009, 10:48 am
So. We’re dahn the Booze and Bruiser for the monthly flatnose sixfooters social, an’ I’m busy tellin’ all an’ sundry I’m now a Zen Warrior Priest an’ not a ...
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The Old Bill in Barkingmad

Topman Fatchav posted an article on - Aug 6, 2009, 11:25 am
Wos up Barkingmad way yesterday. Doin’ a bit o’ biz for Magik. E’s got a third cousin’s auntie’s nephew’s niece runnin’ a stall up the market dahn from the st...
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Japanese tourists sniffing me feet

Topman Fatchav posted an article on - Aug 2, 2009, 7:03 am
Dahn the Rancid Raspberry wiv Magik the Tajik yesterday after a ‘ard day at Borough Market. Well, when I say ‘ard day, I mean ‘e ‘ad a ‘ard day. I just slung some crates...
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Henry Allingham. A diamond geezer.

Topman Fatchav posted an article on - Jul 31, 2009, 9:16 am
So yesterday we laid to rest Henry Allingham. ‘E wos a diamond geezer. ‘E was the world’s oldest man and one of the longest surviving veterans of the Great War and he wos laid to r...
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National Heroes - Harry Patch and Henry Allingham

Topman Fatchav posted an article on - Jul 27, 2009, 11:14 am
So now Dodgy Rubberband admits that the deaths of Harry Patch and Henry Allingham deserve recognition. Course they facckin’ do! They’re national ‘eroes. Not that you’d know it...
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Harry Patch - the last Tommy

Topman Fatchav posted an article on - Jul 25, 2009, 12:59 pm

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Girning Clown. You're going down

Topman Fatchav posted an article on - Jul 24, 2009, 7:20 am

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Saracens Head in the sun

Topman Fatchav posted an article on - Jul 23, 2009, 6:07 am

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Girning Clown is a loser

Topman Fatchav posted an article on - Jul 22, 2009, 11:52 am

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