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Jul 11, 2011, 12:04 pm
Harper Seven?
Wot da fack is up wiv that boy?
Nivir seen a man more under the thumb. S’pose that’s wot ‘appens if you dance the bareback boogie wiv a woman that tampers with pigs.
An’ wot does ‘e fink will ‘appen when ROMEO pops dahn the Mile End road or rahnd Green Street? It’s nah... Comment - Like
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Jul 9, 2011, 3:38 pm
Well. Been a while since ah wos ‘ere, so it’s good to be back.
Been away for a spot.
But don’t listen to the rumours.
If that Mickey MacMental ‘as bin telling folk I wos done for selling ropey gear dahn the Whitechapel Road I’ll ‘ave ‘im.
It ain’t true. I wos just away for a stre... Comment - Like
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May 23, 2010, 2:55 pm
Mad Mickey MacMental is livid. Absolutely facckin’ ‘oppin’ mad.
‘E ‘eard that Girning Clown wos wantin’ to run the Labour (Kommuno-Fascist) campaign at the next Scottish election.
Mad Mickey finks it’s just a ploy to get the gNats elected ‘cos even Girning Clown coudn’t be fick e... Comment - Like
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May 9, 2010, 12:35 pm
Girning Clown. You ‘ave gone down.
So ah sat out the election. No blaggin.
Sorry! Freudian facckin slip. No bloggin’ while it wos on. Only right. Ah’ll leave that to all the rancid politicos.
Let’s just see ‘oo we get now. The monkey, the muppet or the moron?
But at least Mad Mickey Mac... Comment - Like
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Feb 20, 2010, 1:33 pm
So. Let me get this straight. That monkey Girnin’ Clown wastes more wonga that anyone in our Great British history, slows social mobiliy to the pace of a spaz wiv two wonky calipers on the Krypton Factor assault course then ‘as the cheek to say that it’s time for change an’ ‘e’s the very... Comment - Like
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Jan 25, 2010, 12:50 pm
Saw that Ed GotNo on the box at the weekend.
Wot a monkey. ‘E wos ‘ilarious. Seems the Tories are to blame for the recession, the striking pinkos, evil wee bastards in the north and Hitler invading Poland.
Sooner some gay serial rapist tampers wiv ‘im the better.
Then Haridan Hairyman pops ... Comment - Like
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Nov 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Wot is wrong wiv that monkey Mantamperingson???
Anyway.
Fatchav till the day I die.
(Or get a gastric Band)
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Nov 1, 2009, 2:39 pm
So Tony Blah finks ‘e’s gonna be El Presidente of the United States of Europe. Wot a facckin’ wanker.
I told me old lady this wos wot ‘e wos aimin’ for 10 year back. She wouldn’t ‘ave it. “‘E’s a diamond geezer.” she sez. “‘E’s got such a nice smile.”
Diamond geezer ... Comment - Like
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Oct 2, 2009, 10:21 am
Nah ‘ere’s the good news. Beer is good for you!!!
Nah, I dahn’t just mean cos you can get mad-dogged on a can of Tennents Special at 8:30 in the morning while you’re waiting for the Market Porter up the Borough to reopen. The quacks and science geeks have finally discovered wot Mad MIckey ... Comment - Like
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Sep 28, 2009, 8:36 am
So Girning Clown is on the Jimmy Hills. A few eckies here, a bit of e there, maybe some prozac to dull the pain of havin’ that great girnin’ face. Tell ya wot. It would explain a shitload of shite if it turns out ‘e wos on the acid. That would be why the sky in his world isn’t the same colou... Comment - Like
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Aug 21, 2009, 6:08 am
Mad Mickey MacMental was ragin’ this morning dahn the Borough Market. He was givin’ it this an’ givin’ it that an’ goin’, well, mental. There was loose fruit flyin’ everywhere. Aubergine’s in the olive’s that bird Olive Oli in the next stall was pushin’, Golden Delicious dahn ... Comment - Like
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Aug 10, 2009, 11:48 am
So.
We’re dahn the Booze and Bruiser for the monthly flatnose sixfooters social, an’ I’m busy tellin’ all an’ sundry I’m now a Zen Warrior Priest an’ not a doorman (for licence - or lack of licence - reasons). Everybody is noddin’ an’ wonderin... Comment - Like
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