vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Mar 14, 2011, 8:45 pm
  A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I ...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Mar 8, 2011, 7:44 pm
  Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983.. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: “Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease”? To this Arthur Ash...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Mar 4, 2011, 7:43 pm
  A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke. All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time. He cracked the same joke again & again, when there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said, “When u can’t laugh
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Feb 27, 2011, 7:41 pm
  Only buy or fill up your car or bike  during early  morning, when the  ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have  their storage tanks underground.. The colder the ground, the more dense  the fuel. When it gets warmer, petrol expands. So, buying in the afternoo...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Feb 24, 2011, 10:05 pm
  1.   Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock. 2.   To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. 3.   The road to success??.. Is always under construction. 4.   Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. 5.   All th...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Feb 9, 2011, 10:03 pm
One day a man was having a conversation with God when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of foot steps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Jan 24, 2011, 10:01 pm
  Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. So, your rating is “average”.   Kumar: What? How come ‘average’?   Big Boss: Because…err…uhh…you lack domain knowledge.   Kumar: But last year you said I am a domain expert and you put me in this project as...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Jan 10, 2011, 7:58 am
  A beautiful girl asks lift from you.  On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’ THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED. You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’ Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’ YOU HAVE MORE TE...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Jan 6, 2011, 11:45 pm
  Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench …it rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.   Everyone else in the room stops to listen.   MAN: “Hello”   WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?”   MAN: “Yes...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Dec 26, 2010, 10:42 pm
  No offense to rajnikanth fans 1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. 2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. 3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live. 4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Dec 19, 2010, 11:24 pm
  One young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company. He passed the first interview, the director did the last interview, made the last decision. The director discovered from the CV that the youth’s academic achievements were excellent all the way, fr...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Dec 13, 2010, 12:19 am
  Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? HR Manager: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?   Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. HR Manager: Yes.   Employee: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I curr...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Dec 6, 2010, 8:19 am
  Mukesh Ambani in his 27 storeyed House Mukesh gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, Takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor, Has breakfast on the 19th floor, Dresses up for office on 14th floor, Collects his files and office bag from his personal office on 21st floor, Wishes Bye to Nit...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Nov 18, 2010, 1:05 pm
One young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company. He passed the first interview, the director did the last interview, made the last decision. The director discovered from the CV that the youth’s academic achievements were excellent all the way, from ...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Nov 5, 2010, 12:23 pm
   First let me wish you all “Happy Diwali and best wishes for a successful, prosperous and satisfying new year” Diwali, the festival of lights, celebrates the abundance of autumn harvest and is dedicated to various gods and goddesses. The festival also marks an important date in the Indian ca...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Oct 19, 2010, 10:30 pm
  A highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically knocked down by a bus and killed. Her soul arrived at the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter welcomed her: “Before you get settled in,” he said, “We have a little problem…you see, we’ve never had a Human Resources Manager make it thi...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Oct 14, 2010, 11:05 pm
  A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.   The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?”   “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress ret...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Oct 12, 2010, 11:59 pm
  My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on the TV?’   I said, ‘Dust.’   And then the fight started… My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in ...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Oct 11, 2010, 7:53 am
  SON:   “Daddy, may I ask you a question?” DAD:   “Yeah sure, what is it?” replied the man. SON:   “Daddy, how much do you make an hour?” DAD:   “That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?” the man said angrily. SON:    “I just want to know. Please te...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Sep 29, 2010, 1:17 am
  We always face situations where boss says to complete the works in no time…. take extra resources if you want….. Maybe this reply can help in those situations….It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from the department had been called. The VP was looking much ten...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Sep 26, 2010, 1:16 am
  There was a millionaire who was bothered by severe eye pain. He consulted so many physicians and was getting his treatment done. He did not stop consulting galaxy of medical experts; he consumed heavy loads of drugs and underwent hundreds of injections. But the ache persisted with great vigor tha...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Sep 23, 2010, 12:37 am
  One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds… I’ll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.” An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.” The teacher said, “Sorry Paddy, that’s not correct.” ...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Sep 20, 2010, 12:36 am
  One day, Pete complained to his friend,”My elbow Really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.”His friend said, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will d...
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Sep 17, 2010, 12:34 am
  Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor… “Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes.” A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a
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vicky a. posted an article on vicky advani - get entertained - Sep 14, 2010, 10:34 am
  Two accountants and One MBA were in the bathroom, standing at the urinals. The first accountant finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used 3 paper towels and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried. Tur...
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