wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Dec 10, 2009, 4:34 am
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Dec 9, 2009, 6:10 pm
Considering it's been months since I've updated a time stamp AND I've never sent a mass message AND this post actually required editing, I thought I would re-post this for the hell of it. ...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Dec 7, 2009, 2:41 pm
I've never been a big fan of the ellipsis. I think it's an overused, cliche piece of punctuation that writers use illogically and without reason in hopes that it will conjure up some sort of ...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Nov 24, 2009, 8:05 pm
    I'm pretty sure this is the same ladybug even though I put it on my porch and shouted, "You're free, ladybug!" I found it on my pants this time. I set it free once again,...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Nov 23, 2009, 1:34 pm
Netty, the 70s-era half-body mannequin from JC Penny that was later used in a drag queen's dressing room at a local gay bar and now sits on top of our storage cabinet at work, wishes you all a Hap...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Nov 22, 2009, 9:45 pm
I'm guessing whoever designed the house I'm currently renting was an eccentric little man with a fondness for garish wood paneling. There are things about this place that cannot be explained, ...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Nov 17, 2009, 7:28 pm
      I found this little ladybug climbing my fan chain, which apparently is in severe need of dusting. I didn't have the heart to kill it, so I just let him keep cli...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Nov 15, 2009, 12:01 pm
I was listening to my Top 40 jams on the way to work this week when Britney Spears' new song 3 started playing. Her song is about threesomes, so I decided to count backward from that and call my s...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Nov 15, 2009, 12:01 pm
I was listening to my Top 40 jams on the way to work this week when Britney Spears' new song 3 started playing. Her song is about threesomes, so I decided to count backward from that and call my s...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Nov 14, 2009, 7:29 pm
"Oh my Lord, Joe and I went to El Bracero's last night, and I had three margaritas. Then we went to Wal-Mart and did our shopping. This morning I woke up and found out I bought a feather duster an...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Nov 13, 2009, 8:29 pm
When I was 8, the shit hit the fan. That was the year my parents divorced. I don't remember much about my life before that age except a few things. I remember being 5 and sitting next to my mo...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Nov 2, 2009, 7:23 pm
In typical spaz fashion, I managed to embarass myself in front of the technician that came to my house this evening to hook up my internet. He was messing around on my computer, and I was pe...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Oct 3, 2009, 1:11 pm
No, I'm not back, but this picture is just begging to be captioned.
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Aug 25, 2009, 8:44 pm

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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Aug 25, 2009, 8:44 pm
My site has moved to wherethefishlives.org. You can subscribe through email, an RSS feed, Google Reader, or do it the old-fashioned way and bookmark it. Or you can say, "Meh," and totally forget about...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Aug 25, 2009, 8:44 pm
I just connected to a server and started adding content today, so it's a work in progress. Visit my new site at wherethefishlives.org. You can subscribe through email, an RSS feed, Google Reader,...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Aug 24, 2009, 8:07 pm
Everytime I go in the gym, the girl behind the desk asks me how I'm doing. Every. Single. Time. I absolutely detest this question. It has got to be THE most insincere greeting to plague humanit...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Aug 24, 2009, 1:04 pm
If we were playing Clue, my answer would be, "Perception, on the Internet, with Teen Angst". That pretty much sums up my feelings about the whole "Xanga is dead" topic that's been infesting my u...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Aug 23, 2009, 4:46 pm
... 'Burbs, Howard the Duck and The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. (Although, had I ever found the latter, it most definitely would have been mine.) Here' ... Male Gigolo - Rob Schneider's best...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Aug 20, 2009, 7:20 am
I got an email this morning telling me I placed 2nd in the state for a print ad I wrote back in March. Apparently one of my co-workers entered me, 'cause I sure as hell didn't. According to t...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Aug 19, 2009, 10:11 am
So as some of you may know, I'm apparently being promoted to Social Media Coordinator of the company I work for. I'm excited about this, but of course I'm a little nervous considering the ...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Aug 15, 2009, 5:32 pm
Here's 34-year-old Bryan Curtis with his son. Bryan is a smoker. Here's Bryan with his son two months later. Bryan was a smoker. Feel happier now, little girl? Edit: Please don't m...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Aug 14, 2009, 9:53 am
My boss just came in my office and told me some really cool news. Apparently, the Chief Marketing Strategist of our company has been really impressed with my mad skillz and is offering me the position...
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wherethefishlives posted an article on wherethefishlives's Xanga Site - Aug 13, 2009, 2:47 pm
I came across this loving comment made by "Mike" on my post in which I talk about living with deformities. i would honestly have to say that if i ever have a kid who has any deformities i would drown...
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