William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Nov 22, 2009, 2:30 pm
Last night I woke up to the phone ringing. It was 11:30 p.m. and I was out cold. I’m always nervous about answering the phone at that hour because everyone knows I get up really early (3:00 or 4...
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William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Nov 12, 2009, 8:32 pm
The main reason I got an iPhone—aside from the fact that my previous RAZR phone had reception equal to that of a 1960’s short-wave radio (”Come-in Tokyo!”)—was so I could...
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William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Oct 30, 2009, 2:53 pm
The great thing about being a horder and never throwing anything away, is that you are often nostalgically surprised when you pull something out of a box you’ve had stored in the attic for 20-ye...
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William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Oct 23, 2009, 3:07 pm
In the past, when anyone asked how they could find me online, I usually just told them to type Incredibly Hot Men into Google and hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button. But the way Goog...
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William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Oct 20, 2009, 12:08 pm
Its cold, black eye-holes began glowing with hell’s orange embers, and when it opened its mouth, I thought it was trying to speak, but to my horror, it was merely a build-up of maggots forcing i...
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William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Oct 13, 2009, 10:32 am
My cat Punky brings me gifts at least twice a week. He’s been doing this for several years and, even though the gifts are usually trinkets from neighborhood garbage cans or incomplete grasshoppe...
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William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Oct 6, 2009, 6:06 pm
The iPhone 3GS has been out now for several months, maybe even more than a year, I don’t really know, but with a laziness factor that goes to 11, I am certainly not going to take the time to loo...
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William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Sep 30, 2009, 9:28 pm
It took almost 2-years, but it finally happened: I’ve published my 100th blog post (you’re reading it right now). I know a lot of my blogging friends reached 100 posts a lot quicker, such...
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William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Sep 24, 2009, 4:14 pm
Finally, a diet that really works! Just contract a flu virus that produces fire hose style diarrhea while simultaneously denying you—in-between bathroom sessions—the ability to eat so much...
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William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Sep 16, 2009, 2:01 am
I recently stood on the very spot where, in 1806, Lewis and Clark, after an historical 2-year expedition to reach the pacific ocean, looked at each other and said, “we came all this way for this...
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William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Sep 14, 2009, 4:49 pm
Well, I switched to the new Frugal Premium blog theme; did you notice? Yeah, I know, it looks a lot like my old theme. But, I’ve always loved the look of my original theme and, to be honest, if ...
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William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Sep 12, 2009, 12:54 pm
When Dead Rooster was born, I literally spent a week finding the perfect theme. I knew what I wanted and it was only a matter of time before I found it. Finally, I found Daleri Selection by Andreas Vi...
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William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Aug 29, 2009, 2:01 am
I make so much money online that I often just sit around the Dead Rooster Mansion puffing on Tiparillos which I carelessly light-up with actual Mexican currency totaling as much as 100 Pesos! I know ...
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William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Aug 24, 2009, 4:25 pm
I’ve considered adding video to Dead Rooster for quite a while now, but since I’m constantly chased by hordes of desperate Supermodels wanting to “make me their man,” I canR...
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William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Aug 17, 2009, 11:38 am
I’m a big fan of the old Twilight Zone series; in fact, I’m pretty much a sicko when it comes to TZ trivia. I can name who wrote each episode and even tell you what original short story it...
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William McCamment posted an article on Legally-Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com - Aug 3, 2009, 2:53 pm
Excerpt from Dead Rooster’s Mediocre Guide to Women: Sometimes, trying to be nice—even if it’s totally sincere—can get you into trouble. Avoid extraneous phrases that can lead...
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