Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - 5 hours ago
I was a bad mommy and made SuperGirl go see New Moon with me on opening day. I place the blame fully on your shoulders, my Internet friends. I was going to wait until Monday and sneak off to see it in...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 22, 2009, 8:00 am
One of my close friends has recently fallen in love. Really fallen in love. Pretty much for the first time despite being married for the eight years. No, she’s not married now…they separated last ...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 21, 2009, 2:11 am
I signed the papers yesterday. Officially I no longer own my house-the one I spent two and a half years (lovingly) picking out every detail. I forget sometimes as I go through my day…I picked ...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 20, 2009, 2:01 am
So I was kinda a bad kid- not the worst…I did have straight A’s and an almost full-time job in high school but I did play pretty hard. I could give excuses…I didn’t have parents. Sure they wer...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 19, 2009, 8:01 am
I haven't TMI'd for awhile which is really dumb. For a few reasons 1. Really embarrassing stuff happens to me all the time. 2. There is nothing I enjoy more than sharing it with you, my...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 18, 2009, 2:01 am
In all their glory...SuperGirl(left) and God-daugter(right) Oh, Supergirl- What a Diva!
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 17, 2009, 11:17 am
I am not going to pretend everything is alright. I refuse to be plastic and superficial. I WILL NOT (OK, no longer) ever use the word fine. As in  “How are you?” “Finnnneee�...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 16, 2009, 3:05 am
I don’t know if ya’all knew it but this was World Kindness Week. I’d like to be able to tell you the purpose of this post was to share all of the great things I personally did this week in celeb...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 15, 2009, 11:45 am
of the Mommy this time... My daughter has had this song on repeat for three days.... Now every time I hear it my left eye spasms. *Bisnatch...tell me to take out the garbag...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Reads - Nov 14, 2009, 8:00 am
Why do I do this to myself? I know I’m going to be irritated yet I do it any away. I know not to read these, yet here I am turning that last page and annoyed again!!! Sure it starts off strong...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 13, 2009, 10:12 pm
I've been walking with the LillyDog pretty much every morning. As much as I bag on the suburbs I have to admit it's nice to step off the city streets to this... LillyDog likes it to...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Reads - Nov 13, 2009, 11:06 am
I had to re-start this book three times before I finally knew enough to proceed. That might imply this is a poorly written book. It’s not- just paired down to the bitter bones. Don’t expect a lot ...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 13, 2009, 2:01 am
That's because I only had enough money to pay off the 5th one but shhh don't tell anyone. One of my greatest joys in life is to entertain the retail clerks! I figure if some poor schlob ...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 12, 2009, 12:14 pm
I haven’t been my usual happy, perky self lately. Life’s been a little stressful and I tend to internalize. Just some of the issues causing me grief…. I’ve reached that place in the...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Reads - Nov 12, 2009, 8:00 am
What would you do if one of your children simply never came home? It’s a question many parents simultaneously fear and hope they never have to answer. Yet thousands, every single day, do. One af...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 11, 2009, 5:47 pm
I read /heard this joke the other day. A guy is stranded on an island. He prays "Lord, please save me." The next day a helicopter flies by. The pilot asks "Hey, need a lift?" The man replie...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Reads - Nov 11, 2009, 11:06 am
Sometimes I want to grab an author by the cheeks and ask them one question. “Where have you been all my life?” Honestly, authors like Jonathan Tropper only serve to further motivate my endless que...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Reads - Nov 10, 2009, 11:05 am
I am a big enough person to admit when I'm wrong. I didn’t expect much from this story. I was wrong. As you know a plethora of vampire books have flooded the market over the last ten years. Mo...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 10, 2009, 10:35 am
Yesterday I realized the holiday season was soon to be upon us. In addition to the insane amount of celebrating we do during the month of December, I also try to change up the volunteering we do. ...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 9, 2009, 10:56 pm
Do you think the advertising world understands it is only November? Not even mid-November but only the ninth yet? I accept that Christmas items will fill the shelves in October-it's cool. I ...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Reads - Nov 9, 2009, 11:33 am
Every once in a while I'll half-hazardly pick up a book and it will turn out to be exactly what I need at the time. I use books like other people use Valium- the more stressed I am, the better a g...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 8, 2009, 11:12 am
I have nothing to say! So look Puppies! This guy is amazing. Go here if you can't see it.
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 7, 2009, 1:12 pm
"Please slow down, you're in a parking lot." "No, really slow down." "DON'T TAKE CORNERS ON TWO WHEELS." "SLOW DOWN!" "Good, good- next time though maybe stop the car comp...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 6, 2009, 12:52 pm
Is it because I'm self-employed- because I now have to work so much harder for every penny I get, that I have much, much, much less ...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 6, 2009, 8:00 am
I finally touched base with my girlfriend Katrina yesterday. I wish I could tell you it’s unusual for us ...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 5, 2009, 8:00 am
. Yesterday was a bad day. No, not really- not as far as the day went. But in terms of my eating habits- Oy with the Poodles already, my food intake was bad, bad, bad. You know I'm su...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 4, 2009, 12:56 pm
. I recently figured out something everyone in my house already knows. No, like seriously knows. Like when I had my AH, HA moment, resounding DUH's chased me all the way down the hall. What...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 3, 2009, 11:08 am
. Free Running- 1. I'm not a 12 year old boy. 2. Have you seen those guys- THEY ARE CRAZY!!! They use the city and rural landscape  to perform movements through its structures. ...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Reads - Nov 2, 2009, 1:34 pm
Goofy, Silly, Innocent, Fun. The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid is delightful. For those of you (like I) who've never read Bill Bryson before- you are in for a treat. The Life and Times o...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 2, 2009, 11:08 am
. For some reason only known to the bizarre little gnome that lives deep in my soul I decided to  sign up for NABLO----- no not NAMBL (National Assocation of Man-Boy Love) that would just b...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Reads - Nov 1, 2009, 2:36 pm
Some books you finish and with a shrug of the shoulders, go - ehhhh. Smart Girls Think Twice was ok. I'm not a better person for having read this but it wasn't a complete waste of time. In oth...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Nov 1, 2009, 11:43 am
     "I can't believe you're doing this," she said.      Looking down she rubbed at the small dark spot on the red velvet sofa she was sitting. Red...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Reads - Oct 31, 2009, 11:28 pm
Sometimes I pick up a sequel and don't even know it until I'm a third of the way in. It happens- especially when you read as much as I do, as often as I do.  Occasionally I'll even pi...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Oct 31, 2009, 12:46 am
. Ma'am, Ma'am, I'm so sorry to bother you. But Ma'am, I don't know how to tell you this. Ma'am you have an ugly baby...no Ma'am really ugly...Have you thought of a ba...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Oct 29, 2009, 3:09 pm
 . I mistakenly called the wrong number this morning. Actually I didn't- my phone did. I swear it's still mad at me for throwing it in the toilet. I TOLD you it was an accide...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Oct 28, 2009, 8:57 am
I HAVE BEEN STUCK IN THE HOUSE FOR THE LAST SEVEN DAYS! Sorry, I didn't mean to start off by yelling at you. Or maybe I did, who knows? Who can even tell anymore? I have not left the hou...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Oct 27, 2009, 7:53 am
Momma, If you do not take me for a walk RIGHT NOW I will have to shoot you with my laser eyes. -Love the Lilly Dog
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Oct 26, 2009, 9:07 am
 ... Today's post is brought you by the letter...bitch. As in a bitch session about how frustrated I can get by this blog. Not frustrated by any of the things you'd expect- ru...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Oct 24, 2009, 10:45 am
... **May not be safe for work- unless you work in the adult entertainment industry or the government....or never mind it's probably fine and I'm just being an alarmist. No, wait, no. Wh...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Oct 23, 2009, 1:27 pm
--- We interrupt this broadcast of normal snarkiness, stuttering, and man-boob gazing fo...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Oct 22, 2009, 3:57 pm
-- We sat in our seats- not quite as close as I would have liked…then again it might have been difficult for him to...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Oct 21, 2009, 8:00 am
As many of you may know I have a slight, tiny, little crush on Henry Rollins. I believe the words soul mate and cheek licking may have been bandied about but that’s just a rumor. So imagine my neve...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Oct 20, 2009, 8:00 am
So I stole this from Little Miss Blogger who "borrowed" it from Miss Nobody. Here are the rules per Miss Nobody. RULE 1- You can only say Guilty or Innocent. RULE 2- You are not allowed to explain a...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Oct 17, 2009, 5:42 pm
Alternate Title: Don't be a Hater As a person who spends quite a bit of time on the Internet, I like to think of myself as someone who has a pretty decent handle on cultural phenomena. Yet it is ...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Oct 16, 2009, 2:01 am
--- So re-reading yesterday's post (checking for errors)- I just realized I totally promised you sex and didn't deliver. Wow, just like high school all over again. Although I do have to say ...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Oct 15, 2009, 8:00 am
******* Before we start, I have to tell you I debated whether I should post this but if I can confess to you- my smart readers- that occasionally I don't like my children and do in fact want...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Oct 14, 2009, 10:31 am
-- Hey could you tell- on Sunday perhaps I was just a little frustrated with the beasts of teenage hell I live with? I have incredibly wonderful, brilliant, helpful children (she said modestly). Su...
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Zoe Right posted an article on Zoe Rights - Oct 11, 2009, 6:07 pm
*********** My Dearest Children, I love you. Every single day, from the moment you wake to the moment you lay your head down on the pillow, I love you more. The day you were born, I fell so hard for...
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