I depend on The Daily Clusterdouche to keep me up-to-date on all that is going on in the world. Moreover, since I have been reading the Clusterdouche, I have become a better conversationalist. I'm invited to all the best parties, and when the topic turns to politics and the important issues of the day, my opinion is always sought. People often ask, "How do you know so much?" I tell them, "I have a little secret: it's called The Daily Clusterdouche."
The Clusterdouche has transformed my life. Not only am I better informed, I am popular too.
Dear Sirs: I am wondering if you could please issue this blog as a bumpersticker, since that's where most people get their news, and the drivers around here follw close enough to read that size print.
Funnier than a speeding bullet.
More wittier than a loco man.
Able to leap small minds in a single bound.
It's for Ferd. It's for Fran. It's the Daily Clusterdouche man!
Okay, that didn't rhyme, but you get the picture.
~kate c
The Daily Clusterdouche has invented a new genre of political satire-- the Satirical Mock-Conversation Op-Ed Photo-Essay. (It's a lot more fun to read than you might think).
They are truly on the cutting edge of political satire!
I'm laughing out loud as I cringe at the truth hidden in the humor. The Chive is the "spoonful of sugar that makes the medicine go down" I wouldn't be surprised if they were all young republicans.
The Clusterdouche Dudes are far too clever, smart, snarky, intelligent and handsome for their own good. I lust for them, one and all, even if they don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" (see first sentence of "Policyspam....")
The simple fact is that in every single measurable way this is shockingly inferior to Politico. More than that, I have come to the conclusion that I would rather spend a week in Texas than another read of this. Honest to God, a week in Texas!
