It’s my birthday. So that means I’m getting a finger up my ass.
I’d love to tell you that my upcoming anal adventure is connected to some kinky in-between the sheets fun commemorating the twelfth anniversary of my twenty-ninth birthday - but it isn’t. When my birthday approaches I always go for my annual physical. Joy.
When I arrive at my doctor’s office I’m ushered into one of the examination rooms. A pretty medical assistant weighs me, takes my temperature, and tells me to take off my...
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