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Mere hours after eating what he claims to be his "farewell meal" Tuesday, longtime consumer of comestible goods Takeru Kobayashi formally announced that, after a career that has spanned nearly his entire lifetime, he has decided to walk away from eating food.
"My physical gifts, including my God-given ability to...
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