Customer: “Where are all of your baked goods?!”
Me: “We’re going to be closing here in about five minutes, and we usually don’t bring out any fresh baked goods at this time–”
Customer: “Well, in Europe they bake all day long!”
Me: “Well…we do things a bit differently in America. Would you perhaps like some of our half-priced baked goods?”
Customer: “Eh, no…what’s this thing?” *pointing*
Me: “A baguette.”
Customer: “Yeah, I’ll have that.”
Me: “OK…would you like me to cut that up for...
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