With over 95% of Alabama precincts reporting victory for "Anyone But The Black Guy" and Kentuckians hurriedly buying all the bourbon and firearms they can afford after declaring bankruptcy over medical expenses they might not have had to worry about if they voted for Democrats, Clusterdouche! calls the election for Senator Barack Obama for President of the United States Minus Those That Secede Between Now and January, huzzah!
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