
I’m a big fan of absurdist situations. Like when a woman accused me of fathering her child and I went, “BWA HA I’M THE MAGIC MAN†and threw sulfuric acid at her. It didn’t come off as whimsical as it was in my head. A...
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Fun Fact: It is impossible for a banana to be mean.
Fun Fact#2: Never stick a banana in a tailpipe