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... a snow leopard messing around with a pumpkin on my front lawn. That would be terrifying. photo courtesy of the Wildlife Conservation Society Cute Animal Alert! Snow Leopard Playing with Jack O'Lantern originally appeared on About.com Web Humor on Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 at 09:00:52.

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... that I work in government. In a brief tour of a particular biotech research company, I was taken to the animal lab. They did not experiment on primates (I asked!), but did experiment on mice and guinea ... quot; Now I'm way more morbid than most people in my tastes and sense of humor, but even I found this to be very disturbing. It certainly doesn't fill me with confidence in these people&# ...

When referring to Animal Collective, "forward thinking" is a severe understatement, and at the same time, an foregone conclusion. "Fall Be Kind," eradicates any doubt in my mind that Animal Collective is our generation's Beach Boys. Without straying ... that sounds contrived by some super computer with a wicked sense of humor. The first track "Graze" starts off as ...

... Bassists are not terribly smart. The best bassists come to terms with their limitations by playing simple lines and rarely soloing. During the better musical moments, a bassist will pull his strings hard and grunt like an animal. Bass players are built big, with paws for hands, and they are always bent over awkwardly. If you talk to the bassist during a break, you will not be able to tell whether ...