... ; And I think Dobbs might have less experience then Obama did.  There's an asshat somewhere in there. But I think I've finally decided: Rich Obama Voters are Asshat of ... so everybody's broke? So if you actually have money and you voted for Obama, well, not only you're an asshat, but most of you are going to get to have fun with some public assistance.  I swear, my ass is ...

Our asshat nominees this time out included homo hating athletes and their fans, a slim majority of Maine voters and the Catholic Church, a NY cab driver, and perennial asshat fave Pat Robertson. For the second week in a row the asshat crown gets carted back to the state of Maine. Results after the break. read more

“We tax everything that moves, and doesn’t move . . .” Obviously, taxes are so GOOD (for asshats), taxes have become the asshat goal in themselves. Thus, our asshats admonish Pakistan on how to run itself. What a profound embarrassment it is, to have asshats of the Obama administration misrepresenting what once was the most productive population EVER, and which productive ...

... 39;m paying your Mortgage" with a mocking Obama symbol for the O": You suck. What a lovely way to rub your relative wealth in others' (who are less fortunate) faces. I hate asshat bumper stickers. They so cowardly ridicule or scorn others with the comfort of relative anonymity. I equally hate the stupid little pieces of paper that mock anyone for their beliefs or status whether ...

... . And let me remind you, Darren, if we want to trace back our roots you'll find that we all came from someplace else. None of us, unless you're Native American, can safely say we're "real" Americans, if we choose to define ourselves by your dimwitted world view. A naturalized American is as American as any of us, asshat. And he's probably a lot more aware of it than you.

Dear Asshat on the Other End of the Phone, I have to tell you that it is more than a little annoying to come home every evening to find seven new messages on my answering machine, all of which are hangups. "Monday, 10:07am" *BEEP BEEP BEEP* "Monday, 11:26am" *BEEP BEEP BEEP* "Monday, 12:52pm" *BEEP BEEP BEEP* "Monday, 2:02pm" *BEEP BEEP BEEP* You get the ...