... time, The Ex and I had no choice but to launder our sheets every night and sleep while under siege. Except for some freaky reason (I blame menstrual pheromones?), rat mites are more attracted to ... agreed to take a sample of the mites from upstairs, incorrectly (it transpires) identified them as avian mites, then told me to have my boyfriend call him. I didn’t, of course. I called another ...