... good people go when they begin breeding? Because I kid you not, I did not pull up one non-child/pregnancy/baby blog in my mini surf session and I'm feeling a bit down about it. People, ... and then my 11 year old daughter watched some TV later with a toothpick wrapped around her nose. Perhaps this is what happens when you don't post every baby photo ever taken.  I am such a bad parent...

... am sporting on my right hand for the next two weeks! Are ya'll ready for this? Leave it to me. I swear to the baby Jebus, I am the only person I know who physically hurts herself IN HER SLEEP. My doc figures that's how I did it.. she says I must be gripping my hands in my sleep. Like a death grip on the blankets or something. I managed ...

... ;ll NEVER get back to those places and these are genuine GLASS ornaments we're talking here! Instead of punishing her I am going to attempt to FIGURE OUT HER MINDSET and why she hates the birthday of Baby Jebus. It could be that she's a heathen - but I thought heathens were cool with other gods? your advice, as always, ...

... pardon me while I burn and rise above the flame. Pardon me, pardon me... I'll never be the same." - Incubus For the love of baby jebus and all that is holy, this has been the strangest week. Men. Are. Idiots. I love you guys, I really do, but damn. You're ridiculous. On Monday, all was wrong with the universe when not only ...

... his room. He turns around and mom is staring at him through the window. What? Jebus. Small Ben freaks out and knocks shit over ... "Because I hadn't decided what to do about it yet." Flashback and Baby Ben heads to the sonar fence. He flips ... asks if the boy even knows what that means. Alpert asks what he is doing and Baby Ben says he's left home and is looking for his mother. ...

I got to hang with my buddy Travis. It's been a damn long time. Why is it all my friends are having babies? Sarah and Brodie, baby. Travis and Mel, baby coming. Jebus babies everywhere! I haven't seen Travis in a couple of months but we've been friends forever (10+ yrs) He was the first person I came out to back in the day ...

... this photo of Kate Bosworth on Jezebel today sent me over the edge. I love sequins! Moar sequins! But Jebus H., that bow; it ruins the sparkly goodness of the dress. I understand Bosworth is blessed with the kind of ... childish but sequins aren't? What is happening to me? Ladies, can anyone provide a good argument in favor of the massive baby bow? Has anyone pulled it off with grown-up gusto?

... molasses spice cookies. I'm having mixed thoughts on the green-tea shortbread. It was seriously baby-poo green, the dough was hard to work with and while interesting, I don' ... yet to pay off in the way that Ann's traditional favourites do. *Sweet Jebus, these were amazing. But with over a POUND of chocolate and toffee, they really should be. Dough was soft, sticky and hard to work ...