... all sorts of vacation photos. What I discovered in all those photos was that the 80s truly were an awful decade for fashion.  I mean I knew about the big hair, acid washed jeans and leg warmers but seeing it on me brought home how truly awful the 80s were.  My (and the family’s) fashion faux pas are about to become your entertainment. Trust me when I post the photo of my dad wearing ...

... sashayed tackily about in. There, I said it! Ugh, I hate them! (Sorry Mom!) Except. Um. The fashion gods have done it again: they've taken a heinous, long-buried trend, ... Super Cuts to get some feathered bangs. Sigh. The things we do for fashion.) And you can bet your bottom dollar I'll be wearing a ... s Purses That Don't Remind Me of My Mom's Bad Fashion Choices of Yore" >

If I could talk to Fergie, like really sit down with her and have a good old-fashioned gab over nachos or something, I would ask her two things: First, I would ask whether her long, luxurious hair was real or a wig (and if it is indeed a wig, where can I get one?), and then I'd ask, Fergs, sweetie, what the heck happened to you? You were so boss back in the day, tellin' your men what was ...

... for Vogue Hommes Automne/Hiver 2009-10 absolutely disgusts me. I am normally a big fan of their work, but this is just utterly shocking. Being a vegetarian, I think it's horrible to turn the slaughtering of helpless animals into a high fashion, glamorous piece. What is the point of this, why?? I will stop here or I will keep rambling. I'm surprised PETA isn't all over this one...

The '80s have returned. And it was not good. Someone was actually wearing a Members Only-style gold/bronze lame (add accent, though lame works well too) with a matching headband. But not a normal headband, oh no. It was one of the ones that goes across the forehead. I was terrified. But then I saw a mounted cop on an extremely beautiful black horse. And everything was better.

This was a scene of great emotional import for Next Stop Happiness (not to mention pivotal to the plot) but in-between my sniffling, I did find myself wondering why on earth Ren Guanxi was wearing suspenders with his jeans. Perhaps it is the makers' insightful commentary on how the tumor in his brain is affecting his taste? Psssst, Guanxi - she might believe you better you don't care for ...