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... Mohamed Afiq. Hello asshole. I figured out that I could never buy you anything for your birthday cos you always ask for ridiculously expensive things eventhough ... cake that me and syikin got you. Nwae, happy fucking birthday bitch. You were always my awesome bitching partner and source of ... years down the road Afiq. I promise I will once I start working. Happy Birthday mate. Now go fuck some sluts. ...

... <3 y’all muchie muchos! Anyway, last Friday, birthday celebration cum sluts night out, saw us going to Taboo for drinks then Phuture & ... ;Check out”, “My friend”, and “Birthday girl” then making me take photos with random guys while ... ;s! Can’t believe I caught the flu and ended up in bed on my birthday night with running nose, sore throat and fever. ...

... and the breeze is cool. It feels like such a magical time. 19. What was your most memorable birthday? Probably the birthday when we went to the Ren Faire and my parents gave me my Jetta. 20. Where were you ... but I played out elaborate soap-opera melodrama with my horses as the stars. Thoroughbreds are real sluts, who knew? 35. What class in High School was totally useless? Hm. Probably anything ...

... a cheer-tastrophe. Bimbo C: Screw off, you cheer-sluts. I am going to WOW the judges with my cheer-isma. Bimbos A ... rightly point out, it's about 3hours left to my birthday. i'm not as excited and looking forward to it as before, but that's probably because i' ... monday - dinner with woankeng and chun to celebrate my birthday at vivo. present please. if not sex oso can HAHAHAHA. ...

... Issues 3 Traumatic Head Injuries (1 Fatal) 1 Limber Mistress 4 Very Bad Parents 1 Birthday Party of DOOM 2 Evil Family Members The Word: I was pretty excited to read ... estate while he parties hardy with red-haired ballerinas. Yeah, all other women are evil, ice-hearted sluts, but they're more fun to bang, right? The novel picks up the pace a few days after the wedding when Jordan is ...

... A few lessons done, a couple lessons cancelled. A couple of pics from last Thursday's Goth Sluts' meet at the Dartmouth Arms in Tufnell Park. There are also some pics from the ... Faith and the Muse gig at Dingwalls; very good gig and I like some of the pics I managed to take, if I' allowed to say so myself. One sample of these: And last but not least: Happy Birthday, _alexandra_!!

... , and i can totally pass you off in a blink and be friends, again :D erm big shoutout, happy birthday to arif and boyboy, its been long since i seen them even though i keep thinking its alright because im always gonna see them, which is so not true. we ... in the middle of my boring class. random, i wish i could shut those freaking beasts. repeatedly shouting ily wont make him love you sluts. xoxo

... 39;m just really tired lol. There were a lot of people zomg. Many hipsters/gays/sluts/people-dressed-vaguely-like-Gaga. I felt really yellow and out of place. Some children. ... insane and made me laugh. Like really, "STICKY WITH CHAMPAGNE IT'S OKAY IT'S HER BIRTHDAY STICK " No really, those are the lyrics to that song. One of their songs was "HER HAIR IS ...

... Doyle concludes, "Telling girls stories about how being too sexual will make them broken hollow sluts who can never succeed at life isn't new, and it isn't cute. Not even coming from sweet ... that Swift just snagged those Grammy nods a week and a half before her 20th birthday, right now I'm in more of a mood to celebrate her success as a businesswoman than pick apart her failures ...

... bizarre and unlikely coupling of all time. • On-again couple Jude Law and Sienna Miller attended the birthday party of Miller's After Miss Julie co-star Jonny Lee Miller's one-year-old son ... . Back in '06, he was also funding a porn flick called "Trust Fund Sluts" on his card and somehow finagled it so that his mom would pay the bill. Classy. • Destiny's Child is ...