... a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who ... personality and blonde and beautiful. She said: "I am a blond (to some people anyway). If we cannot laugh at ourselves then we take ourselves far too seriously. I see these jokes as perfectly harmless and quite funny in fact. Laughter is the best ...

... go downtown and see the lights. So here's an e-mail with some blonde jokes my sis sent me: Two blondes living in Oklahoma ... 'PULL OVER!' 'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!&# ... 'We were the first in space! The American said, 'We were the first on the moon! The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian ...

The other day, my Page-a-Day calendar had the following bit of trivia: Researchers at International University Bremen in Germany monitored 80 women with different hair colors as they took intelligence tests. Before the test, half the women were told “dumb blonde” jokes. (Like: “Why do blondes open containers of yogurt while they’re still in the supermarket?

... me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread ...

A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" So ... door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating. A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money ... asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?" The second blonde replies,"They didn't last year...."

What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball. What do blondes and cow pies have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door. Why do blondes wash their hair

... relations girls, forcing Wimmer to be present while he received lap dances, having an Asian fetish, and making dumb blonde jokes took the stand today to tell his side of the story. First off, ... "women to wear less and show more flesh." And as for the jokes? Mark said that he didn't come up with them but merely passed them on and while we're on the subject? As an ...

Heh, no, not going to tell jokes. Damn it, having to juggle between Minako's and Terry's intros is giving me a lot more trouble than I thought. Terry's because of... Well, those who read the old CM will know what happens there, those who didn't will find out soon. Minako's is tough to write because I'm aiming for a lot more character interaction between her and Brad/Sigma ...

Let the blonde jokes roll. Seriously, this chick didn’t even realize you could go inside a computer. I guess she thought they were talking about changing something in Windows but the way that she treats that guy who was trying to help was disgusting. Because he was a “geek” she couldn’t accept that she was wrong and that she didn’t understand. Instead ...

... burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich ... The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to ... 't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde guy's wife. ...

... a scandal. Tiger Woods Infidelity Humor and Jokes What's funnier than a three ring circus with lots of ... : Tiger Woods Infidelity Humor, Video and Jokes Tiger Woods Infidelity Joke of the Day Tiger ... the rubber head covering and shakes out long blonde hair. It's a beautiful girl. Tiger' ... Offside Rules on Vimeo. MORE TIGER WOODS INFIDELITY JOKES and HUMOR at DBKP: Tiger Woods Scandal: ...

... floor replacement and putting the things stuff we really do want to keep back where it might look pretty and be useful. AN OLD BLONDE JOKE: (I found this in a book to be thrown away donated to the ... ; I will return comments when or if I get time for that. I am pretty well caught up on comments for now. so it's okay for you to leave a comment. Especially if you like my blonde jokes, there was ...

I just read this somewhere else and it cracked me up. Those blonde jokes, never do get old Anyway, here it goes. A blonde walked into a computer shop one day and asked the shop assistant for a curtain to fit her 15 inch computer monitor. The assistant said, "Why do you want a curtain for your computer screen?" To which the blonde replies, "I've got Windows".

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... money? - One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users How do you tell if a blonde is using a computer? Their's liquid paper all over the screen! "Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... " ...