John from Wayne, NJ — John Wayne — called up Big Mikey’s show this afternoon. In between a mindless point about batting Nick Swisher second, someone very close to John Wayne took a healthy bong hit. Big Mikey looked up, secretly wondering if it was the start of another bout with explosive diarrhea. Nope, just some unemployed Jersey-ite

I listen to this every year. Goes way back, doesn't it? All the way back to the days of mandatory bong hits. Not that I participated, of course; not that I can recall, anyways! OK, on Thanksgiving. Give thanks to someone besides yourself, for the privilege of being alive and being in the U.S.A.; even in these troubled times, we're well above other nations because of ...

... I went and picked up this chick I was seeing and brought her and the sack over to the house to pack some bong hits. It was pretty amazing, I rolled a joint and 5 of us got ... got high. They just wanted to get OUT She was obviously freaking out. She just sat there silently as we all took turns doing bong rips. Then she got up and asked "Where is the Bathroom"? We told her where ...

... and ride a bunch of horses, instead of sitting in the living room, doing bong hits and watching Bruce Lee movies. And then at ... nightlife, which involved extra people coming over for sitting around, doing bong hits, and watching Bruce Lee movies. And Dallas. ... Which meant she'd forget about the pressure cooker. Due to the bong hit portion of the evening. And inevitably, EXPLOSION. And pressure ...

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... . He can do ANYTHING. The Leprechaun has magic on his side, so he can make anything happen. He smokes bong hits. He went to the hood and he's in the fridge smoking bong hits. He can shoot lasers out of his eyes. The guy has ultimate powers! I don't think anyone could take him out. It's not very classic, but that's my guy. If I could dress up ...