Sometimes a restaurant does something so great (or so poorly) that you are literally at a loss for words to describe it. Then there are the times that everybody else wishes you were at such a loss. That might be the case at The Bagel, where Chicago Gluttons wants you to "punch yourself in the face" with the matzo ball soup. The matzo balls ...

... the new 7.5 ounce, 90 calorie Coca-Cola Mini can arriving on store shelves in New York and Washington, D.C. next week. Available nationwide April 2010. Chicago Gluttons is back after a little break, and nails a Hitler Downfall remix (subject: the downfall of Chicago's APART Pizza). Sample subtitles: "What kind of sick fuck would have the balls ...

A nnd . . we’re back. Sorry about that little hiatus faithful readers, we were on a diet.   Now that I’ve widdled my man boobs down to a supple B-cup we can get back to business.  But wait.  I have to get something (else) off my chest. Let me start with this video: You see, before Chicago Gluttons was

... level of misery not felt since Dick Jauron was still our coach. We're not gluttons for punishment, we're not masochists, and we're not cheerful rays of sunshine when ... situations over the years. Keep up the good spirits as much as you can, keep up the energy, and focus it all towards seeing your Chicago Bears get better every game, and get a good head of steam together going into the ...

... finance. This is a simple Republican sponsored ammendment which could send a welcome message to the Obama gluttons. There is not an American would think it a problem to live in a palace, have a staff, get to fly to their own ... in Obama's Cold Sore War in Afnamistan have less freedom to fight a war than Chicago Police do in enforcing the law. It is time that Mr. Obama be limited in his actions ...