... is one President too late, but I think it's just too funny not to share! Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. ... they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year. Italian Corporation:You have two cows buy you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for ...

... , glad to have a visitor, but found myself face to face with three renegade cows. I could not see their eyes behind the dark glasses. They ambled in and I did not try to stop them. That night they ... they caught him about a week later, and he got sold by the pound. So, the tales of renegade cows go on. Not too many entering apartments these days, but with all the empty homes around this area, I ...

... around made it easier," Keith Sammon said. "We would load the cows for a while and then go back and play with her for a while. It kind of took your mind off of it." The slaughter has ... because the milk supply remains much greater than the demand, he said. That's because even as thousands of cows are killed and many farmers call it quits, others are increasing their herds. In ...

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... poked the cow in the eye. Sierra came unglued. Ever since, her fear of cows has been ridiculously ridiculous. At the fair, we went into the cow barn (that ... ! I'm 'fraid!" So we avoid cows. We don't eat at Chick-Fil-A. But sometimes, the cow comes to ... only mommy or daddy taking a pillow to beat the cows out of the room will convince her to come into one of those "cow zones.& ...