... box full of junk with the caveat "oh, they're crafty, they can do SOMETHING with it!" No. ONLY IF they ask for it. NO. Don't do that. Just...no. I know you mean well, but chances are your average household crafter ... cursing involved? Maybe a bunch of "ohmygod you piece of crap machine! I hate you! just WORK!!!!" Then maybe (just maybe) they might need a new machine. ...

... the colors for one of my crafting materials this year based on what would look best with people's wardrobes and eyes and such. But if people receive this stuff, think "Oh, another piece of crap from Mockula," and promptly trash it, then it's not really serving them or me. Any thoughts? And I'm not just looking for ego strokes. Be honest about whether this is worth my ...

... these parts(Mr. Man and I are both of Germanic ancestry and Advent tends to be a fun thing in them there Deutche territories) So, have some advent idea linky goodness. Advent Affirmations from the Crafty Chica Here's a Martha glitter calendar- made with the help of one of the werewolves from Twilight! No kidding! Werewolves AND glitter! I swoon! (Dear Santa, when in doubt, just get ...

... paper trees he learned how to do in elementary school. He was in shock that I didn't know how to make them with all of the other "crafty crap" I do. Morgan thought it was awesome, scissors being her favorite crafty crap tool. I just made cookies. Teagan thought it was cool that we let her use the scissors too. I was afraid that we might have ...

... Chief helmet. In an effort to give you a simplified description of the process behind making the Halo-themed headgear, he started with something wet and finished with something hard. Story of my life I tell you. Posted in Crafty Crap, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Custom Halo Things

... to call my mom out and when we realised it was our aunt we laughed like crap HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D Hmm okay about my sickness. I just took my temperature. And it's ... a piece of cheese without setting off my trap. Additionally, the crafty mouse managed to steal an extra 1 piece ... had eaten a piece of cheese without setting it off. Additionally, the crafty mouse managed to steal an extra 1 piece ...

... Buddy Holly eyeglasses is working the reception desk up at the crafty headquarters. A report comes in on the emergency fax machine. He ... the top honcho people "I think you need to see something! We just got a report in from the Crafty Chica line! These sales numbers are crazy, ... a laser beam of pain shot up my spine. Crap. I hate it when that happens. The back bully usually visits twice a year. ...

... more of it (plus a heaping helping of more glass bottles and other random crap to boot)? I don’t know. Like I said, the house was big. It was probably all very organized (things were laid out on ... stuff down. I mean, it’s fine to stock up on useful items, or have collections, or do crafty things like make jewelry or can food. But when you never use the stuff you stockpile, or you end ...

... problems are trivial and laugh-inducing, I realize, but just go with it.) So, I said to myself "Tia, you are a crafty and industrious girl, you can make your OWN Eclipse countdown and it will be ... Two hours later I wanted to beat the crap out of whoever invented the word "widget." (Apparently, I am not as crafty or industrious as previously assumed.) I've pretty much given up. ...

... holidays were over after all. Enter Christmas 2009. I was talking to my crafty girls via email and  the subject of handmade wreaths ... ball bases. GENIUS! I honestly did not think of that on my own! And when I mentioned it to the crafty girls, Sooz responded with this gem: " ... hang up FULL BALLS OF YARN WERE YOU Holy crap that would be SO EXPENSIVE!" Sooz knows how to keep it real. (LOVE ...

... more sacks given up this year than last year. Aaron Rodgers, as athletic and crafty as he can be, has taken 34+ sacks for two straight seasons, something Brett Favre never managed to do ... , the Packers defense in 2007 was not the beginning of a trend. It was an aberration. It was crap the two seasons before that, and it's been crap ever since. The Packers finished sixth in points allowed in ...

... I've scaled back my idea. Just rocks and sky now, and cutesy, crafty dino decor (with the exception of the failed Papier- mâché ... ; Both of our husbands said she 'sucks' and her music is 'crap.' Whenever someone tells me music is 'crap' I want them to qualify it. "It just does" isn't sufficient for me. MAB loves her beats and rhythm and I respect her ...

... I read the first book. I spent he whole time hinking, "Holly crap, it's like a 900 page long self fulfilling prophecy! Thank God I don't ... and then as I read the last sentence, I thought to myself, "HOLY CRAP, I almost escaped, and then that crafty woman went and roped me in for another book in THE VERY LAST SENTENCE. CURSE HER!" Kitty and the Dead Man's Hand & Kity ...

... ice maker. #2 I have cleaned my bedroom. Dust bunnies have vanished, everything is washed. Still, spiders can be crafty buggers. #3 Every day this week, someone from my office has sent me a text before 7 am, asking ... would be jealous of this… On Monday afternoon, I cleaned out my mother’s garage. We hauled all sorts of crap, nearly twenty years worth of crap, to the curb. I was up ...

... the moment, however I did mentally cross off the name of the person who sent me the delightful crafty parenting magazine from my Christmas list and decided ... s kinda like a bank. I withdraw buggy loads of crap as I deposit my paycheck. Economics 101. Where was I? Oh yeah, ... eons ago and they are already putting out Valentines day crap on the shelves. Whatever. So I grabbed some cheap plastic turkey ...