Really, if you have to take the fucking Germans to task over their jokes... The Scottish National Party has decided to take the Germans to task for commonly insinuating that our Caledonian cousins are a bit tight, The Telegraph reports. Fucking humourless sweaty cunts. Anyway, I can't see what the fuss is about, my sysadmin is a Scottish Jew and we get by fine on this 386 Xenix box...

Some time ago I was walking through town and I neared the top of Grafton Street. ‘Comedian’ David McSavage was there with his guitar and his amp spewing his ‘unique brand’ of aural pollution. A man and his daughter passed by the circle of cretins who were standing around listening to McSavage. Ever the wit he said something to the man about the girl being a bit young for ...

I don't know how it happened, seeing as how we take better care of them,then we do ourselves and they are indoor pets, but the cats have fleas. Zac and I are going to get some Frontline today...but if that doesn't work we are gonna bomb the apartment. As it stands I regretfully will not be having anyone over until this is cleared up..and seriously, why would you want to !!?? just the ...

Thats right ladies and gents, it's official, our cops shoot first and skive off later. You may have thought that you had it bad in the west, but out here, our law enforcement officers are wild. This story is typical in what is known as one of crime capitals of the world. BTW: dagga is a local word for weed.

Everyone's favourite malcontent, ahead of the game as ever, chose 2006 to anticipate the cultural turn towards weary recognition of a present as fucked-up and fatalistic as the past. The all-conquering valedictory vitriol that fuelled Common People and Cocaine Socialism is still here, controlled but uncompromised. This single could have been a slurred score for the powerless and broken, ...

Just got some info out of the chirpy, helpful indian chap handling my bank's calls, then after he's answered my question I knew immediately that he was going to try to sell me something. Didn't ask me if that was OK, but instead said that he had one final piece of pertinent information for me that would definitely help me with the problem i'd been having, and would it be alright ...