... you may need to talk about whether he is attracted to the lady or to the Phallic Symbol. Talk at great length about any latent homosexual thoughts related to firearms and the penis. And finally, it is OK to masturbate to the Daily Kitteh as long as you don't talk dirty to the image.

... I had hoped to be reading the newspaper with over Cuban coffee this morning. Dr. PK is no stranger to blog readers, as the Alpha Bitch of both Dolittler and The Daily Vet @ PetMD.com. Go read the piece! And the look in your heart and think about it: Is there room in your home for a hard-luck kitteh?