Dear Husband Santa - Please, enough with the sweaters. I don’t wear them. I don’t like them. I only add them to the pile that is growing from year to year as you get me another one. It’s not that I don’t love you Husband Santa but I think that you need a little help in

On the phone with Wes last Friday. Wes: G says he wants to go to Home Depot. Liz: What for? Wes: To get a Christmas tree. Liz: I thought we were going this weekend. Wes: I know, but he wants to go now. Liz: So you've already picked him up? Wes: No. Liz: Then how do you know he wants to go to Home Depot and get a Christmas tree? Wes: I can just tell these things.

All year long I point out things to you that I'd like for Christmas. We're in a store, I see something I adore (that rhymes!) and I tell you, "You can get me that for Christmas." But, then Christmas time rolls around and you ask what I want. "I pointed things out to you all year LONG!" I say. "Well, what were they? Did you make a list?" You say. What? You ...

This is a very nice correspondence between husband & wife. My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needsthat you with your 54-year-old body can no longer ... When the man came home, he found the following letteron the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are ...

... , magical, mythical character.  My family would be thrilled.  (Okay, me more than them but just go along with it, kay?)Dear Husband and Children, please wake in the best of moods in the morning...and, if you aren&# ... ;I knew she was awesome from the get go, so glad y'all all figured it out too.Oh, and Dear God.  Thanks again! ;-) Happy up and coming Monday, but more importantly, ...

This is how I first met my dear husband! This photo is from before we started dating. This straight jacket has been around for nearly 15 years! The first time I saw Paul he was doing this escape at youth program. Paul had heard I was 21 (I was only 18), I was told he was 23 (he was 25). I was there to check him out. He of course thought I was to young and told ...

... . Sucks to be you." Now don't get me wrong internet, I'm very thankful you decided to come back on once my dear husband had that nice chat with the nice techie man and went and got us a new doohicky for the thing in the place and hooked up the whatchamacallit...but I would really prefer if you never put me through that ...

... snow... and it was very cold here Paul took most of the kids to our tree farm and they cut our tree....Mya stayed at home with me . We promised her she could put the star on the tree when we decorated it tonite... not an easy feat since my dear husband chose a 12 foot tree.. but they did it.

... tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. DEAR Desperate First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. ... Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7 ...

DeAr diary, 14th DecEmBer 2009 - Its a MonDaY11 MoRe DaYs To OuR DInG dOnG OcCasioN Phew~~~ ... ur baby is 6 week big Husband n me : HUH SO fast Gynae Watt ... ur wife conceive n here she goes explainin to husband as for me...keep lookin @ the screen...n i'm busy ... hand n the umbilical cord n so on... Husband : Is the baby moving Gynae Watt : Yes..now he cannot make ...

... don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby,    I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Dear Abby,    Our son writes that he is taking Judo.  Why would a ...

... perfect, but I was fooling myself, it was the beginning of what I still call a NIGHTMARE! As soon as my husband let her know, so that she and him could both sit down and talk to their kids about my pregnancy, the woman ... peaceful relationship between the two of you any time soon, but with time it could work. Your husband has to man up and take control of this situation ASAP! What are your thoughts ...

... was "hurt". Others might say angry but I say hurt. I would be so hurt to know that my husband didn't cherish me enough to display his love for me at all times and in ... hurt Jesus feels when I don't openly and authentically hold Him dear in all ways always. To those of you, whether you are a Christian or not, who have been around me when I've taken the wedding ring off, when ...

... one's leftover food when staying with relatives? My husband, daughter and I visit his family often. When we go out to eat and bring ... eaten by one of my siblings, than I should label it. Recently, my husband's sister (who is 16) asked if she could eat the ... our behavior odd? --Taken Aback in Washington Dear Taken: Now let me get this straight: you, your husband and your snot-nosed kid stay ...

Dear Ms. Green, I had heard about your book, The Husband She Couldn’t Forget, back in September and made a mental ... in which Rolland and Melanie are discussing Melanie’s ex-husband: “What I should have said is that he didn’t really know you. There’s fire in you. I felt it in ... ('slide_up',{duration:0.5}) }); Dear Author earns a small referral fee if you use ...