Last night Sophia was on her way to giving me a heart attack. She still likes to ride the rocking horse that her Auntie Vicky gave her for Christmas last year. Only now not only does she try to rock standing up but also without holding on to the handles. She was also rocking on it so hard (while actually hanging on) that she nearly tipped backwards. Maybe I’ll rethink my stance on bicycle ...

... in the parking lot and you only jump by the flames and not over them. Apparently if Evil Jr. was to jump over the actual Volcano flames it would ... Mitchell hair care products on his bike were showing to the camera. Evil Kinevel Sr. must be rolling over in his grave. What sort of stunt ... is a slap in the face of his father's memory. Would Evil Knievel have postponed his Snake River stunt because ...

... Frankly, I don't wish to remember Evel in this fashion. SB is coveting Evel's scooter though. There's even a basket for a six-pack in the front! DAMN. The Pride Legend is clearly the Cadillac of scooters. [Little Known Trivia: Did you know that Evel had a son named Stevel Knievel? You can only finding exciting, but little-known, trivia like this at Sarcastic Bastard. NOWHERE ELSE.]

... TRQ I'll wear a mini skirt to DR!! CFR why are they called parties and do they have cake. David from Bill Proud. RebeccaforReal (I would be too) Nick Knievel Nick. a dark, evil place in Racine County I bet. Cory. (my house?) Belichick Peter. We wuz too drunk Bizymare. better to fall asleep after rather than during. ...

... it here first folks! He done it sitting on the gas tank while somebody else drove it! Now there's a feller going to do a back flip on a Harley in a salute to my hero, Evil Knievel! I'll be darned, he just done it. He landed in classic Knievel fashion too! Tarnation! Here's the video on You Tube, can't figure out why in the heck i can' ...

... quot;Savage Tales of Pot, Porn, Punk Rock, Pro Wrestling, Talking Ape, Evil Bosses, Dirty Blues, American Heroes, and the Most Notorious Magazines in the ... story of a guy who was publisher of High Times and buddies with GG Allin anyway? Oh... Evil Knievel is in there too. My personal favorite anecdote: After Edison balked at writing a gay-oriented smut book under the premise that he simply didn' ...

... with a sneer, “and I’m all out of gum.” The wife rolled her eyes so hard that it made a sound. I grabbed a rake, picked up the DOOM-BEETLE, and launched him Evil Knievel-style over a far fence where he landed within reach of my neighbor’s dog, which was promptly eaten by the beetle. No fake!

... near Little Miss Kickboxer's brand new Robeez, said placement just didn't happen--not only because my girlchild is training to be the next Evil Knievel on her little red Fisher Price firetruck (up and down the street! Where there's pavement! Without carpeting that could soften any falls! Quick, call Child Protective Services!) but also ...

... however, there was one more roadblock (two, in fact) lying in our path. For some reason, our previously tranquil driver and guide (Jaime) decided to morph into Evil Knievel on our third day of our tour. SUVs in the Bolivian desert are forced to drive on incredibly rough terrain, and still Jaime persisted in passing other cars, creating ...

... Trasks's excellent songs like Evel Knievel in stilettos, and still manages to bring tenderness and uncommon ... the story of Cinderella. Poor girl is tortured by her evil stepmother. With the help of a fairy godmother she disguises herself as a rich ... romance is Dildoscar winner Anjelica Huston as the best evil stepmother that there ever was. She's so perfectly, deliciously mean in the part ...

... closely. “It’s for real, all right, but real what? It doesn’t talk… is it evil? Good? Or just a Geek!” They decide that, whatever it is, it’s been sent to protect them: ... zooms into the city, leaping over skyscrapers on his motor bike — even Evel Knievel would’ve been impressed by that little feat! The National Guard are called out, and Brother Power ...

... I am lonely no more. The day started with a session with Hobart to help him with his personal statement essay for his application to Berkeley and another ivy league university followed by an Evil Knievel stunt as I drove at breakneck speed to drop my boy at his last BM tuition class for the year. FYI, I am quite a race-car driver - ...