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... coming out my ass and did she want to go to Pizza house for dinner. It's pissing rain outside and foggy but it's only 1/2 a mile or so. We had bacon cheeseburgers and fries...fuck the carbs.. We had a great dinner and had a lot of laughs..telling each other cat stories..Her Prego and Tina got the AWWWW factor but Dexter got all the laughs..I love that fucking cat...he makes me laugh so ...
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Tiredness. I did manage to get a few hours of sleep by cuddling up to Woof (who's the supreme sleeper and powernapper) after some hysterics and felt almost normal for a while. Sadly this did not translate to my BP readings at the gyn's: from 164/98 to 141/98 is still high, particularly when the last readings from a few weeks ago were in a similar vein. (Ha!) No issues with my pee sticks ...
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... narcotic pleasure in months. And someone on this fucking train has BURGER KING!! If I were an addict I'd be constantly finding ways to actually get drugs rather than whining that I don't have them.
Anyway for a birthday present my health benefit payroll contribution went up 38% which is nice! Way to keep me from cheering for Obama-care!
Fuck forty, fuck you, fuck this and fuck that.
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FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHITBEANS MOTHERFUCKING DOUCHEBAG INTERNET FUCKS!
To clarify, I am angry.
I just discovered that my Bob Dylan's Facebook Song parody of ... - if not to YouTube, then to the party "Web Sheriff" so I can seek clarification directly from them.
Sincerely,
James Tinniswood
FUCK. FUCKITY FUCK FUCK.
Also, what the fuck is up with Facebook chat? FUCK
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... porn or something truly offensive. And this. . .travesty of a movie was. . .both?
"What the fuck is this?" Cassidy wished his sunglasses blocked ... '? That's awesome! Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck," said Wade, testing it out. "Oh ... good long while. Screw feeding on animals. How the fuck was that promoting vegetarianism, anyway? And what vampire in his right mind would go back ...
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Back in 2006, I was broke as fuck. I mean... living off ramen noodles and stacks of quarters broke. But that's ... first time - the screen suddenly goes gray. What the fuck?! Nothing I do fixes it. Fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuckin'- ... and movies produced, but also to own a Mac rig that won't fuck with me so much that the work of starting a business and getting it off the ground has been exponentially ...
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...to bitch about.
In the words of Eric Cartman, "Fuck,fuck,fuckity,fuck,fuck,fuck!" That pretty much sums up my day so far. And it's got nothing to do with being Friday the 13th. Just another fucking day in the paradise we call work. I stick by my theme song for this place. m-i-c-k-e-y, m-o-u-s-e.
Oh and ...
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... - Uncomfortable
8 - Irritating
7 - Concerning
6 - Alarming
5 - Emergency Room
4 - Paramedics
3 - "OMG GET ME A MORPHINE DRIP!"
2 - FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!
1 - *all internal organs spontaneously explode*
I think I hit about a four or five on the scale at one point. I am now down to a 7. But I have had no food ...
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... with a little bit of excitement, all thanks to the magic of Hollywood.
Lights down.
"Fuck you"
"Get the fuck out of here!"
"Fucking fucking fuckity fuck"
"Get the fuck out of here!"
And so on, for 105 fuck-filled minutes.
Lights back up.
A circle of family members, friends and guests, all doing very ...
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... I had a strong reaction to it.
I don’t even know what to say… No, wait, I do: FUCK. FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!
And, please, don’t bother telling me how much Kripke hates women. I don’t want to hear it. I loved Jo, she will ... . Except for that damn kiss. I am proud of her for not giving in but… FUCK.
I’m a broken record, huh?
Ok, Ellen. I was sobbing ...
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... I can only assume you managed to hobble to the woods.
Mr. Deer, what the fuck were you doing? Technically, I didn't hit you, you hit me. You slammed into my driver's ... bumper, hood, and the area by my wheel is dent city. My driver's side headlight? Shattered. My thoughts on this are as follows: Fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck. F ck. Because now words like "claims adjuster," and ...
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... rumors about what song adam will perform on ellen
19:13:07: @miss___blue why u just throwin fuck you's around like that..? wut if fuckin kids are on ur feed rn, emma. tsk tsk.
19:19:18: ... i kno i missed something..and i c nothin..
19:25:49: brb watchin a movie
20:42:50: fuck fuck fuckity fuck i leave twitter for a minute & adam tweets!!
20:48:25: aww she killed his doggy, how sad. he just ...
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... struggled, kicking the guy hard.
This dude was huge. Usually Billie could hold his own, but there were now five guys around him and they were all insanely tall and ripped. "Fuckity, fuck, fuck fuck."
One of them hissed, "I'm ... Especially not tonight.
"G-guess he didn't w-wanna fuck, hmm?" Billie asked, about the M.I.A. bartender. It was his way ...
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... a dozen times because he was annoying me.
Oh yeah and Stef lost his job (retrenched).
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Yes there are some positives in all of this (the retrenchment, not the off chicken I mean) so we'll just have to focus on those and not climb the walls with panic that he doesn't have a job.
This economic shitstorm that ...
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... a couple k. But that’s okay. I just need a bit for university. I can’t fuck up my JC life or I’ll never get a scholarship (I’ll ... ;m taking pure geog, I can totes be a geologist. What the fuck does a geologist do? Does that job even exist?
Nobody reads my blog.
Welll ... and sleep. Textbooks costs $234.85. Fuckity fuck. I can’t afford that shit.
so, anyone, biking? no? ...
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