... to apologise for a letter of condolence he sent her which was littered with errors." A fuckwit, yesterday Of course all human beings are prone to error, me, even you and especially the fuckwit that now rules over us. But what, if anything useful can we as a people derive from this monuMENTAL balls up that is latest episode in history for the clusterfuck of the regime we are currently ...

Short of posting something awful that some fuckwit has done this week - there are plenty of cruel and desperate people in the world - I really can't find anything funny enough to set ... You're Not Having a Drink?" Well here's the Clayton's Friday Fuckwit. . . So for your entertainment pleasure, and because at this very moment The Man At The Pub is matching me glass for glass ...

... interface, SHILAC!. But the common sense doesn't stop there! SHILAC! comes with a Bonus Fuckwit Firewall! You know how using the internet is the best thing except all the time fuckwits are getting in the way and ruining it? Well, now you can enjoy the internet fuckwit-free. Simply install our firewall on the offender's computer and reap the benefits of peaceful, ...

My nuclear doctor called me back today to say that I could not see the surgeon before 5 Jan 2010. Actually, what she said was that the delay was perfectly normal for a surgery after meeting with him in late November. I explained that I did not meet with him in late November. She was surprised, she did not realise that the 5 January mtg was not my surgery but, in fact, the appointment to set the ...

Parliament has seen the first MP resign in protest at new rules on MP expenses introduced David Kelly last week: Source Here Labour MP Jane Kennedy said she was neither "able nor willing" to work under the new rules mapped out in the Kelly Review last week. Well good, so Jane is not happy is she. Oh fucking dear, how sad, never fucking mind. The poor lamb gets paid ...

... and sharp, fix him with a glare. He gives me the goofy oblivious grin of every drunken fuckwit guy who knows, soul-deep, that they will never really be brought to task for behaviour like this. He moves ... and I go to give her a grin, but it's intercepted by- surprise!- the same drunken fuckwit, who wraps himself around her, one hand on her jaw, the other on her waist, faster than she can react. ...

... worse...? I remember a Viz cartoon strip featuring the legendary Terry Fuckwit: I cannot remember the exact process by which he got there, but someone was saying, to Terry, something like "you could have this big ... . It could be a small-party slogan, eh? Don't be a Terry Fuckwit: vote for anyone other than the Big Three. Obviously, if you are unsure as to what small party to vote for, I ...

... of Fuckwits in loafing mode. Then I get this quasi-challenge from another Caucasian Fuckwit with a darkened face and a blonde woman sidekick who " ... at any given time, on steps a white hatted male fuckwit with a red jacket and white pants, adding to the clinical ... that had the vehicle parked alongside a white wall, with a Fuckwit sitting in his black parked vehicle on the drivers (other) side. ...

... on this mindset either. People can instinctively sense that if they vote for Cameron, they could quite easily wind up with yet another unprincipled, amoral, "entitled" fuckwit who will do anything to stay in power and will do absolutely fuck all of use. So to Brown, Cameron and Clegg (and all the others): keep playing your games, keep making yourself irrelevant -- and we will keep on ...

... haven't seen it already. It is the most beautiful thing, there were so many times that I just though to myself, "this is life". I left just now to hand that beast in but it is SO slippery that I got about three blocks before I turned around. I hope she takes it over email because that is what I did and I AM GOING BACK TO BED. I AM SO EXCITED. Also LJ is being such a fuckwit, jfc.

... speed up or get out of the way. people with leaf blowers.  what kind of fuckwit buys a device that makes more noise than a harley to blow leaves around? just rake the fucking ... and yeah, they look. because you are staring at them full on. it makes them nervous, not turned on. fuckwit. and finally, the most annoying type of person, the yes person who agrees and seems intrigued with what you ...

... fuel allowance."My GRANDSON IS A TIGHT FUCKER" he told us yesterday, "the fuckwit can spend MILLIONS ON BAILING OUT HIS MISTAKES IN THE ECONOMY yet he can't pay me my ... back to Downing Street. "I told my daughter not to marry the TIGHT PRESBYTERIAN FUCKWIT but she wouldn't listen. She would have been better marrying that BLIND BASTARD THAT USED TO HANG ABOUT WITH BROWN, ...

... just gotten sick of me I’m enrolling in Hogwarts mid- October"? No. Just no. Fuckwit. And then there's the fact that she's in Gryffindor. No problem on its own, of course (although we ... she'll have brown hair for whatever inexplicable reason, I lose all sympathy. ...I bet the fuckwit who wrote this has brown hair... Anyway. Let's pretend we aren't working from a canon ...

... and respect us, (but) they're not afraid of us and don't respect us anymore." Red Scare, Black Scare. Definition of an Imperial Liberal. Next time I see this fuckwit in a deli, I will tell him he's a fuckwit. UPDATE! Dennis Moore retiring? Fuckwittery. Palin as blueprint for the next demagogue. Ten reasons Palin could be Republican nominee in 2012. Palin as WWE star. ...

Did you ever doubt me? Professor Fuckwit* tried the old "this is available for you to keep track yourself" line and then when I pointed out to her that not only is 300 (the number she said was possible) a fiction fantasy number from the ... and well-groomed and makes a good impression. I can't have Professor Fuckwit coming around dressing her in a spray tan and a skanky sequined C, okay? ...