... there are many funny quotations that don't really teach us anything, and were designed just for that - to be funny. However, behind many of those very funny quotes lies a wisdom of ages, and we could truly learn a lot from them ... ourselves miserable, it's basically all the matter of personal choice. You see now? Even very funny quotes can make us argue and disagree about life! Life is not ...

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... I dance on the airwaves. Here's a sampling of what's going on today: Quotes * A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. ~ Mark Twain ~ * Never lend ... of the mind. ~ Robert Chambers ~ * Never judge a book by its movie. ~ J. W. Eagan ~ *** To read a bonanza of funny quotes like this, hike on over to The Social Poets for Cheeky Quote Day to get ...

Funny Quotes Sent by Karen S. Sarasota, FL State legislators are merely politicians whose darkest secret prevents them from running for a higher office. - Dennis Miller Only two things in life are certain, death and that twinkies will out last you. - Mark Franklin If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters

"Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view." "We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?" (Jean Cocteau) "I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way." (Mark Twain)

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"duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together" -unknown "the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead" -ben kedl "if you are flammable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit" -mitch hedberg "BIPPITY BOPPITY BACON " -jim gaffigan "flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ...

Last Saturday Clara was on the toilet going #2 and just then David came out of our room for the 1st time that morning (he had just woken up) and right when he walked past the bathroom Clara said "Daddy, I'm going poo and you get to wipe me!" in a very excited voice. David said "how exciting" and he wished he was still in bed. Then when Reid woke up and needed to use the ...

Great one-liners by various comedians… "If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me." --Bobcat Goldthwait "I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money." --Kevin Meaney " ...

... in the piles of books everyone reads, they also get a chance to read some quotes. In my parenting courses, I tell parents that if they want their kids to think something, all they need to do is repeat a quote ... say, "My mom always said…" They only thing to watch out for is funny quotes, because more often than not, they are sarcastic and sarcasm is a form of emotional violence that ...