... she is so sad she doesn't have another sister." The thing that mad this so funny was I have been sick for 2 days down and out on the couch. I have not been able to do much of anything for my girls and it totally brought back memories ... no way that I can spend 6-9 months on the bathroom floor. That is why this was so funny to me. -Molly asks everyday "Mommy, where are we going tomorrow.& ...

I have some very talkative girls. Jaxon talks a lot, but he still mostly just jibber-jabbers. My girls are non-stop talkers so I thought I'd share some of the funny things they have been saying lately. Lyla- Mom, were you ever a baby? me- yes, we all were Lyla- was it 100 years ago? me- no I'm not that old Lyla- 65 years ago? me- Lyla I'm not that old Lyla- But you look really old to ...

... , can I have the salad?" I was a bit confused at first, and asked her what salad she was talking about. She pointed to the soda and said, "That! The salad!" It's funny she thought it was called salad, because she knows what salad is...she actually likes salad. ---- We were on our way to the doctor's office today when Sydney asked me if she was going to the doctor. I ...

Here are some more funny things that happened at our house last year. January 09 Bekah found a receipt and walked around the house looking at it saying, "A hunny dollars." When we were making cookies Bekah wanted to help. I let her pour in the chocolate chips. They spilled onto the counter. While mommy picked up the chips, Bekah stuffed as many chocolate chips as she could into her ...

... not having internet for nearly a week, Denny said, "It's just almost not worth it to come home." Oh my. I think we needed this forced internet "fast". On a different note, last night we visited the funeral home. As we were leaving, the gentleman who was tending the door said, "hurry back." As soon as he shut the door Denny and I busted out laughing. Ahhh Funny.

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... 39;ll say. He also repeats some things that mommy realizes are not what she wants him to repeat. Working on that. He had been doing this funny thing where he'd make a coughing sound and then say "disgusting." It's funny to hear a little toddler say disgusting. I guess he picked it up from me somehow. Or maybe his dad. He's really good at saying ...

... it! There are nine kids in our class and they're hilarious. I want to be able to remember some of the super funny things these kids say in class. So the following are some of the hilarious things that come out of these four-year ... 39;m grounded from it.Me:---Scenario#5 One girl named Elizabeth is so funny to talk to. And she really likes to talk! During singing time on Sunday she was asking me ...

Funny things my kids have said lately: Schaeff: "I wanna go to Donald-Mc!!" Lily: "That's not how Daddy do's it!" Schaeff: "Sssnowman" (The "s" sounded thru his nose). I loved it when he said "I sssmell sssmoke." There's no letter of the alpahabet to properly depict how he makes his "s" sound.

... they have chairs! they not sittin on me! they have chairs!" poor kid. also he has just funny way of saying things. like when he's talking up a storm and pretending he is building something, he&# ... really well. There is nothing cuter than hearing them converse and understand each other's funny dialect. Anyway, thats a boring little update, but one I wanted to record so that they&# ...

While We Were WalkingWe finished up our school work early and headed out for a walk before lunch. Each child had thier funny comments which all began with "Look Mom".Emma: Look Mom, they have a statue in thier front yard. I hope they don't worship it. That would be breaking God's law. Brooke: Look at me Mom. I carry heavy rock.Mom: No that's not a rock. That's a brick ...

... with you?" This was used by a more distant relative who was condemning the idea of living together before marriage. The idea of describing a woman as a "cow" is bad enough, but there is something undeniably funny about the idea of inviting a cow to come share your apartment. I suppose that at least you would get the milk for free, right? What are your family catch-phrases?

Everybody thinks they’re a comedian — or so goes one of the oldest sayings in showbiz. If you are one of those people in the United States — ... is being held in conjunction with the release of the movie “Funny People” on DVD and Blu-Ray. To win, ... one minute performing your best jokes, upload the video to the “Funny People” section of comedy website ijoke, and ...

NAOMI CAMPBELL, SUPER MODEL Image: whyfame.com.SWIMMING QUOTES.John Cleese: .The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack..Arnold Schwarzenegger: .I think the ...

... left till baby boy#3 arrives!SOME MORE FUNNY SAYINGS BY MY SWEET BOYS:we were playing at my mom's ... "long day at the park!" with a sigh! so funny!If you ask what they want for christmas, at first Landon would just say "presents" & ... & holding onto them tight, like something's trying to pull them off--its so funny!Love these boys! Cant wait to spoil them on Christmas!!