all you know is a pool of shit. forget it. if you think what you think is right than go ahead. i just cant stop laughing at your post. if you know the truth, than you wont post that. and you will be in the bed crying like nobody's ... cheer at the airport lead by kanae. kazu and yocchi is really very funny! Ohizumi-san was there too! they took the same flight! =) why kazu and park sending off is ...

... enlightened and challenged for two hours. They wanna be entertained. This shit is called show-"business" ... stuff (exciting/kids.) Up (kids) The Hangover (funny) Star Trek (exciting) Monsters v. ... Museum: Ben Stiller's PayCheck (funny/kids/exciting) The Proposal (chick flick) ... flick. (c) CLEARLY I need to be writing kids movies, holy shit I'd be rich. To all my black filmmakers, stop ...

... back to her, it dawned on me.. perhaps it will dawn on you too. i wrote: you are creative, funny, intelligent, beautiful, kind, thoughtful, resourceful, ... 'll have to curse here): that saying: "i don't give a shit what you do!" well, true love real true ... universe love well, in short real love gives a shit. (and isn't that a lovely quote to pass on to your children ...

... with his parents… he writes down the funny stuff his dad, 73, says daily. Some gems include: “Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought ... 8221; “Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I’m 73 and shit’s starting to get boring. By the way, there’s no money left when I go, ...

... . My dad can be pretty funny, but Justin has been getting a lot of buzz and possibly a TV deal, though it would have to be cleaned up quite a bit. Here ... help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving shit." "You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? ... see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news." ...

... FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012. Why not put your money where your mouth is, funny man, and get your name on the ballot? HERE IS MY PLATFORM: (1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 ... aren't qualified to make political statements and should stick to what they know, except when they say this shit? Please forward this to everyone you know, no matter which side of the fence they're on. Now ...

... probably have a TV show on the air in the coming year or so based around the Twitter account, Shit My Dad Says. If you haven't seen this Twitter account, you should.  It is some funny stuff.  Here are some quotes I plucked out: "You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it ...

... been pretty square my whole life so when I do terrible things I always look at it like, "Ha, that was so not like me, how funny?" Seriously, the biggest thrill I got from drinking in high school is when Starbucks came ... I have always been a bit of a late bloomer so it is fitting that I have my first true shit show at the age of 25. (Which was made very apparent when both of my younger ...

... a "meritorious mast." Really, I would love to know the name of the dip shit naval officer who put the pen to these guys for smacking a terrorist. And I have a funny suspicion that maybe this dip shit's "affiliation" or the ... you're gonna smear our reputations Admiral Dip Shit, have the courtesy to do so in public, Sir! I just hope it all works out for these ...

I realize Tiger Woods comedy is on the brink of being completely played, but this is funny enough to transcend all that. I think we can all agree that #2 is especially on point.  <img class=& ... ; title="Tiger Woods' "How I'll Fix This Shit" To Do List" alt="Tiger Woods' "How I'll Fix This Shit" To Do List" src=" Via: buzzfeed