... so they get the full thrust of your reason for calling. Tell them you need the day off, even toss in the speculation that you might have the old H1N1. That'll really scare the bejesus outta em! But stabbing yourself.... dude, get it right! Do it my way and once you've hung up the phone you can grab a soda, a bag of chips and sit happily before the TV playing Wii for the rest of the day.

Having recently moved back to the United States after three years in Mexico, I am living a front row view of exactly what is going on. I am sorry to say that what is going on is totally different from what I think (or thought) should/would be happening. Somehow I thought with the election of Obama, things were going to be different, but I see now that I was wrong. It’s the same old playing ...

“Hey, dude!” “Who you calling a scarecrow, dude?” “You’d rather ... any tests.” “Not on paper, anyway – but he was one mean dude with a stopwatch. Remember how we used to pass tests by complaining that ... weren’t in the book?” “Too hard, you mean, dude. Especially for those who didn’t read the book.” “Same as ...

Hey, Dude, take notice! The waves are awesome in Racine right now. West Hansen of Chicago told us yesterday that the wind currents on North Beach were perfect, so he brought his kite surfing gear and spent some time with them all to himself. He explained to Jason Madson, a friend of RacinePost, how the wind periodically comes into the bay of North Beach and makes for some really great ...

... you already knew over and over again? I am sure you have, and it is freaking annoying. You get that urge to say “Dude, tell me something I don’t know!”. I had such an experience this weekend, and I realized that the ... ,” evaluate whether or not your audience will read it and get the urge to say “Dude, tell me something I don’t know!”. Play Mafia Wars? Then ...

... I'm sure was a young Toni Basil). Movie Dude insisted upon getting up to dance when the two giant ducks invaded a ... "dancing" to the music. Movie Dude insisted that the dance was called "the duck". ... : Sharks in love... Movie Dude: OH! Look at the one below it! Lions... Just Me: You don't need to say it Wonder Boy:Oh no, you two... Just Me: Hey, it's the National ...

... about your dad, all you can do is remember he loves you and remember you will never lose the memories! Be strong. # 10:19 @YoungBillyMays Hey dude, is that a Strat clone, or a Tele Clone, or ... real deal dented Fender? # 10:33 @YoungBillyMays Dude, Hendrix tone!! You should invert the pickups to replicate that warm ... PRANK PHONE CALL WIN!! # 14:48 Cactus! # 14:50 Hey @Raymond !!!! # 14:54 hey ...

... ;s how agnostic folks say Jesus Christ. That or Cheese and Rice. Or even Jeebus Lice. Anyway, as I was saying...) Hey Zeus Christo, getting old really fucking chaps my ass! (Literally, sometimes. Like last ... have no idea what caused the initial sprain. Other than, I'm just getting old. Which, by the way, really fucking chaps my ass. Can a dude get some pain relief up in this piece or what?!

... back the (rapidly thinning and disappearing) hair on my head. Grow a full beard. Just to see what it looks like. Not sure the little dudes will recognize me, but, hey, that’s what change is for. Let’s all shake things up. Tags: A Dude's Guide to Kids, Allusion, beard, Buzz Cuts, Clippers, Cowlick, Drastic Change, dude, Dude&# ...

HEY FOLKS(: LONGGG time no blog:P (AND I AM STILL STUCK AT no.6 zzz) Anyway, this week have been filled with ... Wednesday Yeap, i got my coolie rifle and I named it "dude" but I am still thinking of a better name...any ideas??? Anyway, it is going to be my husband (as claimed..till ... outbruisesbackachesheavy kayaksdirty water( pasir ris beach dude)spam sunblockbeing a water retard-_-Thats ...