... am TOTALLY awed by how many people signed up, and even more, how many of you WROTE LIMERICKS. You are eternally awesome in my book. (Which reminds me, I should get a giant leather ... so late, as I tend to go off on tangents, and) OK. I think where I was going is that I was so amazed by the number of limericks that I am going to pick a second winner from the limerick writers, who will get to pick a ...

... Dictionary in Limerick Form attempts to define the English Language using, naturally, limericks. Why wouldn't they? Wouldn't you, if you'd thought of it? A few years ago I submitted something ... , and those who believed. Much ink has been spilt About CO2 guilt, But now some ask "Were we deceived?" Your limericks and comments are, as always, most welcome. Even yours, PKD.

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px # ; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Limericks for Naughty Children, No. 1, originally uploaded by Ape Lad. Here's a sample of a new project I'm working on as time permits. You can see the others here.

I participate in a puzzle board to keep my brain active.  recently they ran a quick contest for original Thanksgiving limericks. I threw an entry together and it came in third!  Here are the top three entries. Third place: Thanksgiving’s the day one wishes That the turkey is truly delicious It takes a week To eat all but his beak In sandwiches, pies and soup dishes. Second place ( ...

... when people come up with new things and Lou Brooks has come up with Twimericks--Limericks and Tongue Twisters all rolled up. You can tell right away that this book is a fun one ... FOREVER." Then the author goes on to tell us a bit about the history of Limericks and a bit about Tongue Twisters. Then he goes on to tell us what happens when you put the two together. Following this introduction ...

NO MORE LIMERICKS. Song Meme! Put your music player on shuffle. * Write the first line of the first 20 songs that come on. * The 19 first lines are your poem. * The 20th line is the title of your poem. * And while we're at it...think you can guess which songs those lines are from Maybe deep down inside you don’t believe it Are you there, are you watching me, These bandages cover more ...

Written by Kate Murphy. Dr. Val Jones used slides and limericks to warn that looking for health information online can be both good and bad. Addressing the e-Patients Connections 2009 conference in Philadelphia in October, she compared two patients whose online information experiences led to very different results — one happy, one tragic. Val Jones MD, writes a popular blog, Getting ...

AL Cy Young Award Zack Greinke always knew he could throw a lot better than anyone else, although he didn't give two licks until he learned SABRmetrics and decided to keep his FIP low National League Most Valuable Player For the true baseball fan Pujols is a treat because he's pure awesome - not a steroid cheat It's his third MVP And he'll never be a Yankee So I think that' ...

There was a young actor from Tarsus Who starred in some popular farces. In his favourite scene He portayed an old queen Who went round feeling young fellows' arses. I once met a gal named Melissa. She's know as a wonderful kisser. But treat her much nicer And you might entice her To show off her skills as a pisser.

10:47 writing limericks for developpers because they love it when I do that. # 11:49 80s matchbox b-line disaster! oh y ah… # 20:18 back from girly shopping night out with the daughter. bought christmas gifts for our boys. # 21:24 did you know that if it does not snow between now and midnight this will have been the first snowless november in ptbo in 100 years? # Automatically ...

Although the story seemed somewhat absurd His best friend gave him his word That a turkey, well singed Feels exactly like minge So he jacked himself off in the bird * * * So what if it's thanksgiving once more What the hell am I grateful for? My last t-day giver Gave me spots and a bad liver: Thank you Melba, the thanksgiving whore * * * On this thanksgiving, you punk I find myself deep ...

This came to me as a Forward. Enjoy!! <span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"> <span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; color: black;">The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the “Style Invitational.” The requirements one week were to use the two ...

... . It is quite difficult to know what that means, especially in this country" he says. On an entirely unrelated note, I can't express how pleasing it is that the readers here can actually scan limericks. ReligionAnglicanismRowan WilliamsAndrew Brown guardian.co.uk © Guardian News & Media Limited 2009 | Use of this content is subject to our Terms & Conditions | More Feeds

... made Chanukah card with 2 original limericks. I responded with 2 of my own. Soon we had enough for the men's magazines ... John (Loo, in Britain), and the Yiddish oriented Limericks for Lantzmen. Q: You seem to most often express your limerickal (is that a word ... 39;s Ring. I also rewrote all of the Edward Lear Limericks, retaining only the first line of the original. After connecting to the Internet ...

... and hilarity ensue. There isn't any layered characterization or brilliant prose, but it's super fun, and I laughed ALL THE TIME while reading it. Esp when Apollo randomly breaks out into (bad) haiku and limericks. <3 <3 <3 Can't wait to see the movie. SKIN HUNGER by Kathleen Duey. Besides having the coolest title and best cover EVER, I was addicted to this book. Not ...