... do with the Green Party? Had somebody reported us for buying too many toilet rolls for just the two of us? Had my husband reported me to the Environmental agency for wasting money on posh ... be a fellow shopper in the same aisle hearing her have a full discussion about how many loo rolls were in each property and how many did I think would be needed for a week? Obviously we just don't get out ...

... stupidly called her Nemesis. At home she's normally known as Sassy because she is but more often than not we call her EBJ. She will always be someone or something's nemesis. Her kill count to date is: 15 loo rolls shredded and gleefully strewn round the house; four teddies causing many tears from the Boys; one toothbrush; one chilli; one sack of ...

... place, but often we do NOT have enough space for this to happen. This is why B still keeps many of his tools in a three drawer chest in our bedroom (despite having a garage large enough to keep a pony). And why spare loo rolls are stacked around the gas and electricity meters in the porch cupboard. Supper yesterday began with me asking B ...

... . Far Left teachers have made their stand against the sanctions on Iraq which are supported by Britain. Including primary school teachers, but they made their stand out of loo rolls and sticky-back plastic. A new regulation forcing electricity suppliers to obtain up to 10% of their power from green sources by 2010 has been launched. ...

... was on the loo. We drunkenly stumbled to the local shop and bought a bottle of vodka and some loo roll, then shambled back. Instead of passing the loo roll through the door to Chris we decided to stand under the window of the second-story toilet and try to throw rolls through the window. This eventually worked, but the roll hit a bunch of bottles which fell ...

... bathroom battle over the quality end of a pounds 600m loo roll market. The newest launch, Andrex ... comfort' ( pounds 1.85 for four rolls) will be pitted against Kleenex Quilted, with its 'super ... a skewer, tie the sheets with string and hang them behind the loo door. Yes, you did get newsprint on you. But so what? No one else was going to see it. And anyway, they all had it too.' Brown ...

... in anticipation. OK, no I didn't. And my first pee was in the regular, downstairs loo. 'Cause it's tacky to ask a gracious wedding shower ... several hours, then asking your sister, who's peed in the magic loo before, if it's OK to use it. True to form, the potty opened ... water on demand takes awhile to heat up. But this was the Rolls-Royce of toilets, top-of-the-line, with water ...

... humiliating you in public. 4. People who break open date rolls because they don't know what they are If I offer you a date roll, and you, not being schooled in the finer points ... to have automatic locking doors that don't let you out of a stall until you flush and don't let you out of a loo until you wash up. Tadaaa! Do you have any pet peeves? Feel free to use the ...

... w’out ya.” “I merely needed the loo,” England said softly, curling into America as ... of tea. “All I remember is tripping over your luggage trying to get to the loo last night, America,” he grumbled. “Perhaps ... England’s back. England realized there was the sound of a Rolls-Royce honking from his long driveway. And for a moment England ...

... a very typical, highly uneventful day. Midnight rolls around and I am sipping wine, wasting time on the computer. Just ... hanging the pocket diapers on the stairs. I say goodbye to John in the loo (where I'm brushing my teeth). The Wee Lad wakes up ... pit, air it out and apply some cream for his rash. He has this rash because his rolls are so massive his arm pit doesn't get enough air time. ...