... The old white-bearded probers of biblical scholarship got their knickers in knots over this one. "Forgery!" & ... of Mark." They involve an incident of the resuscitation of a young man who had died. His sister pleads for help from Jesus, and both go to a garden tomb ... a naked man. But that is what Clement copied from "The Secret Gospel of Mark" to Theodore to provide proof of ...

... swearing, kissing A/N: It's unbetaed, it's not proof read, it's a bit silly, and it's ... a little fed up of it all, if he was honest. He might seem to the others like big Mr. PR man, but even they have their limitations, right? Satisfied with the way his bouncy moptop sat on ... "Yep, just coming George. Don't get yer knickers in a twist now." George rolled his eyes and ...